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Nov 21, 2012
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Ned: No matter what happens, you stay unflappable, Eddie... How do you manage that? 
Eddie: Enlightenment. I adopted a philosophy of elegant simplicity, but it takes a lot of disciplined practice to fully undahstand. "Everybody have fun tonight, everybody want chung tonight." 
Flo: By "disciplined practice" he means bourbon. 
Ned: Got it. Thanks. 
Eddie: Oh, anothah one is, stay away from children. The'ah just little germ factories...
Nov 23, 2012
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