Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Linguist

    Linguist said, about 4 years ago

    I hate it when the reality of mortality gob smacks us !

  2. Caddy57

    Caddy57 said, about 4 years ago

    A wise man (coulda been Yogi Berra for all I know) once said of life “Enjoy it while ya can ‘cuz you’ll never get out alive!”

  3. mrbribery

    mrbribery said, about 4 years ago

    he must have died, since he’s talking to Richard Nixon…

  4. runar

    runar said, about 4 years ago


    Better to prepare for it than let it take you by surprise. When my wife died, we hadn’t even discussed what to do in the event either one of us died. I didn’t even know whether she had preferred burial or cremation. Better to have faced up to it beforehand.

  5. Jenna Rose

    Jenna Rose said, about 4 years ago

    From the womb to the tomb.

  6. unnormal

    unnormal said, about 4 years ago

    I have a ninety-two year-old friend who long ago paid in advance for the inevitable . . . everything. Took him to see if everything was in order; discovered the people he had arranged things with had sold the business and there was no record of his payment. He had lost his own records in a flood.
    That was twenty years ago; he says, “Hell no! I ain’t gonna let them get away with that, I’m gonna outlive them ALL!”

  7. LiveToSurf

    LiveToSurf said, about 4 years ago

    When I die, they can put in a plastic bag with the household rubbish for all I care. I only ask one thing and that is "Make sure I AM dead.

  8. bagbalm

    bagbalm said, about 4 years ago

    When I die I want to be laid before the Speaker’s chair in Congress and reduced by exposure.

  9. uh-oh

    uh-oh said, about 4 years ago

    It never ends well.

  10. chireef

    chireef GoComics PRO Member said, about 4 years ago

    i opt for cremation, then just flush a few times to make sure it all goes down

  11. batterd_citizen

    batterd_citizen said, about 4 years ago


    no…that is his brother (who is a R Nixon “lookalike”)

  12. pcolli

    pcolli said, about 4 years ago

    I’m leaving my body to a medical school. No funeral, no expense, no fuss.

  13. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, about 4 years ago

    For a time when I worked for the US Postal Service I was the claims clerk. My job was to look into customers complaints of lost parcels, insurance claims, etc.

    One Monday I got a call from a funeral parlor inquiring about an urn they had sent registered mail on Saturday for a service that morning. It was two hours before the service was scheduled to begin and the ashes hadn’t yet arrived.

    I made a few phone calls and found the urn in a small post office safe about 25 miles from the cemetery. It had been overlooked that morning but the Postmaster got it to the service via special delivery.

    Alas, the services were delayed and the poor guy was late for his own funeral.

  14. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, about 4 years ago


    NO! It is neither Nixon or a “lookalike”. According to Wiley, the brother is based on Dabney Coleman.

  15. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 4 years ago

    Enjoy, one of America’s greatest songwriters…

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