Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Linguist

    Linguist said, about 4 years ago

    Linguist’s Law: He who gets a pre-nup, gets to keep the shirt on his back.
    Happy 20th Anniversary, Wiley !

  2. keenanthelibrarian

    keenanthelibrarian said, about 4 years ago

    Why would you bother?? Is the statement supposed to make his son strive harder to achieve? Depends on how much you love your ex-wife, I suppose. Ah, now I get it, it’s a poisoned chalice!!

  3. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, about 4 years ago

    What, the curtains?

  4. runar

    runar said, about 4 years ago

    Instead of divorcing her, take her to a taxidermist and have him turn her into a trophy wife.

  5. AKHenderson

    AKHenderson GoComics PRO Member said, about 4 years ago

    If only he could travel back into “Before Eve” time and warn Adam.

  6. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, about 4 years ago

    many times the offspring of the person who created the company and worked like a dog to become a success. the offspring are spoiled, ungrateful, incompetent, d bags who don’t want to go into the family business because they have their own dreams like being a pro ice dancer.

  7. cdward

    cdward said, about 4 years ago

    @vwdualnomand

    Just to clarify, are you saying that having their own dreams automatically makes them spoiled, ungrateful, incompetent d bags? Or does being a spoiled brat make them have their own dreams? Do only good kids go into the family business?

  8. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, about 4 years ago

    @vwdualnomand

    My experience was that I worked for a family business for 22 years and when the father died they fought for the last 13 years about how to best dissolve the company then I was laid off.

  9. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 4 years ago

    Cool, that means the ex-wife has to deal with the recent discovery of buried toxic biohazard chemicals

  10. wdgnas

    wdgnas said, about 4 years ago

    @vwdualnomand

    how did the pro ice dancer thing work out for you?

  11. Josh  Lyons

    Josh Lyons said, about 4 years ago

    Businessman’s Son: " Sure, as soon we finish pre-school!"

  12. What-D-Hey

    What-D-Hey said, about 4 years ago

    Not if future governments have anything to say about it!

  13. hcr1985

    hcr1985 said, about 4 years ago

    Shouldn’t it say “One day this will all belong to your knocked up mistress!!!”

  14. Olongapojoe

    Olongapojoe GoComics PRO Member said, about 4 years ago

    He must have bumped off his old lady.

  15. USAFMSGT

    USAFMSGT said, about 4 years ago

    I think Obama will take it before he gets out of kindergarten. Either that or he will regulate it until the father moves the whole thing to China.

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