Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    At least the smoke alarm isn’t going off, yet.

  2. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, almost 4 years ago

    Any reason to leave the TV off is a good one!

  3. Linguist

    Linguist said, almost 4 years ago

    She got a job as a political pundit on Fox.

  4. The Nihilist

    The Nihilist said, almost 4 years ago

    …and don’t answer the door either

  5. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, almost 4 years ago

    Just be glad she didn’t say the NETWORK news.

  6. cdward

    cdward said, almost 4 years ago

    …and if anyone in a blue uniform should come to the door looking for me, I’m invisible again.

  7. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, almost 4 years ago

    I’m with Danae on this one. In this rural state our local news is one hour long.

    Hardly ever is there a murder. Now and then a convenience store gets robbed. Somewhere a meth lab may get busted.

    How do they fill an hour?

    4-H news. High School Girls Soccer. Ladies Axillary Bake Sale. Lost bear cub wandering the town.

    Etc. etc. etc.

    Instead, I watch Cops back to back.

  8. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, almost 4 years ago

    @JohnnyDiego

    Only an hour? In Philadelphia, local news starts at 4:30 AM and goes until 7:00 AM with one station switching its broadcast from the CBS affiliate to its CW sister, and continuing until 9:00 AM.
    There is a noon broadcast that goes until 12:30 PM, and then two of the stations later broadcast local news from 4:00 PM until 6:30 PM. One station in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania also has a 7:00 PM newscast.
    Our 11:00 PM news goes until 11:35 PM except on weekends, when it goes until midnight.

  9. Varnes

    Varnes said, almost 4 years ago

    Only a mega media celebrity? It’s not like her to set her sights so low….

  10. Rational Anarchist

    Rational Anarchist said, almost 4 years ago

    UH OH. (sigh)

  11. luvcmx

    luvcmx GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    @JohnnyDiego

    And an occasional disaster like Irene or Sandy, just to fill in the blank spaces.

  12. Lee-Anne Griffin

    Lee-Anne Griffin said, almost 4 years ago

    Her logic is impeccable.

  13. blackman2732

    blackman2732 said, almost 4 years ago

    That’s my girl. Welcome back, Danae.

  14. sarah413

    sarah413 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Thus spoketh Charlie Sheen, Bobby Brown (see his get up for Halloween?) and the rest of the lot. Correct in saying turn off the t.v. Maybe if we did, some of these irrelevant types might just disappear.

  15. Jim in CT

    Jim in CT said, almost 4 years ago

    …And call your lawyer.

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