Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    At least the smoke alarm isn’t going off, yet.

  2. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, about 2 years ago

    Any reason to leave the TV off is a good one!

  3. Linguist

    Linguist said, about 2 years ago

    She got a job as a political pundit on Fox.

  4. The Nihilist

    The Nihilist said, about 2 years ago

    …and don’t answer the door either

  5. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 2 years ago

    Good, all she wants is fame. We are safe for now.

  6. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Infamy is not the good kind of fame.

  7. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, about 2 years ago

    Just be glad she didn’t say the NETWORK news.

  8. cdward

    cdward said, about 2 years ago

    …and if anyone in a blue uniform should come to the door looking for me, I’m invisible again.

  9. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, about 2 years ago

    I’m with Danae on this one. In this rural state our local news is one hour long.

    Hardly ever is there a murder. Now and then a convenience store gets robbed. Somewhere a meth lab may get busted.

    How do they fill an hour?

    4-H news. High School Girls Soccer. Ladies Axillary Bake Sale. Lost bear cub wandering the town.

    Etc. etc. etc.

    Instead, I watch Cops back to back.

  10. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Or, as Hobbes once asked Calvin;
    “Does this have anything to do with all the sirens I heard going off around noon?”
    “I said I don’t want to talk about it!”

  11. gmartin997

    gmartin997 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    When I was her age, I didn’t like the evening news either. It was so boring. Now I’m become my father, except he was an obituary man.

  12. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, about 2 years ago

    @JohnnyDiego

    Only an hour? In Philadelphia, local news starts at 4:30 AM and goes until 7:00 AM with one station switching its broadcast from the CBS affiliate to its CW sister, and continuing until 9:00 AM.
    There is a noon broadcast that goes until 12:30 PM, and then two of the stations later broadcast local news from 4:00 PM until 6:30 PM. One station in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania also has a 7:00 PM newscast.
    Our 11:00 PM news goes until 11:35 PM except on weekends, when it goes until midnight.

  13. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 2 years ago

    Only a mega media celebrity? It’s not like her to set her sights so low….

  14. Rational Anarchist

    Rational Anarchist said, about 2 years ago

    UH OH. (sigh)

  15. luvcmx

    luvcmx said, about 2 years ago

    @JohnnyDiego

    And an occasional disaster like Irene or Sandy, just to fill in the blank spaces.

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