Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, over 4 years ago

    Sometimes you have to be subtle to make your point.

  2. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, over 4 years ago

    Or, Marge could simply put a coin lock on all the doors during 1/2 price beer happy hour. $5 to get into the toilet, $2 to get out to the street.

  3. cleokaya (THE FLASH)

    cleokaya (THE FLASH) said, over 4 years ago

    My friend bought a persuader shotgun. The name says it all.

  4. chireef

    chireef GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    i wonder if she owns the book “how to serve man”

  5. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    She panned his performance.

  6. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 4 years ago

    In other words, tip or else!

  7. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 4 years ago

    Um, the cook, in the diner, with the tomato surprise,….

  8. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 4 years ago

    Somehow I think Anthony Perkins may have had a hand in this.

  9. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 4 years ago

    I hope he was spatula slapped…Federal minimum wage for waitresses. $2.13……Michigan, $2.65…AZ, $4.55, Idaho, $3.35…$2.77 in Washington D.C. But those guys don’t just give a tip, the give you the whole thing……repeatedly……from behind…..

  10. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 4 years ago

    Seriously, waiters and waitresses and bartenders are the best folks in the world. (Especially bartenders…urp!) Most of them are putting themselves through school, or putting shoes on their kid’s feet….Hearts of gold folks…please tip them well. Remember, instead of sittin’ around waiting for a hand out, there they are, .serving you. That’s right. SERVING YOU your breakfast in the morning, when it’s still hard for you to focus….Please tip them well, not only do they deserve it……….I’ll be watching………………..with my spatula….

  11. stripseeker

    stripseeker said, over 4 years ago

    It seems that somewhere along the way, someone required the enhanced version of persuasion.

  12. philyfanstukinmi

    philyfanstukinmi said, over 4 years ago

    Is this Tipper Gore’s place?

  13. Andragogue

    Andragogue GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Not getting my email!

  14. packratjohn

    packratjohn said, over 4 years ago

    Reminds me of “Support Your Local Sheriff”. The Sheriff (James Garner) couldn’t afford bars for his jail cells, so he dribbled red paint on the floor. When the bad guy asked what the red stain on the floor was, he was told, “That’s the last guy who tried to escape.”

  15. packratjohn

    packratjohn said, over 4 years ago

    I think you meant, “commensurate”. Although, come to think of it, we might commiserate with the wait staff and tip them as we would like to be tipped.

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