Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, about 2 years ago

    Better than disappearing without a trace.

  2. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, about 2 years ago

    Sometimes you have to be subtle to make your point.

  3. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, about 2 years ago

    Or, Marge could simply put a coin lock on all the doors during 1/2 price beer happy hour. $5 to get into the toilet, $2 to get out to the street.

  4. cleokaya (THE FLASH)

    cleokaya (THE FLASH) GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    My friend bought a persuader shotgun. The name says it all.

  5. chireef

    chireef GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @Dogsniff

    i wonder if she owns the book “how to serve man”

  6. Fairportfan2

    Fairportfan2 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Conversely, one of my favourite New Yorker cartoons shows a rather startled-looking waiter as he passes a table, on which sits a saucer with a couple of coins in it and a sign: “Your tip so far”

  7. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    She panned his performance.

  8. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, about 2 years ago

    In other words, tip or else!

  9. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 2 years ago

    Um, the cook, in the diner, with the tomato surprise,….

  10. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, about 2 years ago

    Somehow I think Anthony Perkins may have had a hand in this.

  11. gmartin997

    gmartin997 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Food servers always deserve a tip commiserate with the service; but, if I witnessed that, I don’t think I’d be going back to her establishment again.

  12. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 2 years ago

    I hope he was spatula slapped…Federal minimum wage for waitresses. $2.13……Michigan, $2.65…AZ, $4.55, Idaho, $3.35…$2.77 in Washington D.C. But those guys don’t just give a tip, the give you the whole thing……repeatedly……from behind…..

  13. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 2 years ago

    Seriously, waiters and waitresses and bartenders are the best folks in the world. (Especially bartenders…urp!) Most of them are putting themselves through school, or putting shoes on their kid’s feet….Hearts of gold folks…please tip them well. Remember, instead of sittin’ around waiting for a hand out, there they are, .serving you. That’s right. SERVING YOU your breakfast in the morning, when it’s still hard for you to focus….Please tip them well, not only do they deserve it……….I’ll be watching………………..with my spatula….

  14. stripseeker

    stripseeker said, about 2 years ago

    It seems that somewhere along the way, someone required the enhanced version of persuasion.

  15. Glass Hole

    Glass Hole GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Forget the tip, and the bill.. Just run out of there without paying anything..!

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