Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 12 months ago

    Better than disappearing without a trace.

  2. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, 12 months ago

    Sometimes you have to be subtle to make your point.

  3. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 12 months ago

    Or, Marge could simply put a coin lock on all the doors during 1/2 price beer happy hour. $5 to get into the toilet, $2 to get out to the street.

  4. cleokaya (THE FLASH)

    cleokaya (THE FLASH) said, 12 months ago

    My friend bought a persuader shotgun. The name says it all.

  5. chireef

    chireef said, 12 months ago

    @Dogsniff

    i wonder if she owns the book “how to serve man”

  6. Fairportfan2

    Fairportfan2 said, 12 months ago

    Conversely, one of my favourite New Yorker cartoons shows a rather startled-looking waiter as he passes a table, on which sits a saucer with a couple of coins in it and a sign: “Your tip so far”

  7. dtroutma

    dtroutma said, 12 months ago

    She panned his performance.

  8. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 12 months ago

    In other words, tip or else!

  9. Richard S. Russell

    Richard S. Russell said, 12 months ago

    For some reason, this reminds me of the disclaimer at the bottom of Bob Park’s “What’s New?” column: “Opinions are the author’s and are not necessarily shared by the University [of Maryland], but they should be.”

  10. Varnes

    Varnes said, 12 months ago

    Um, the cook, in the diner, with the tomato surprise,….

  11. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, 12 months ago

    Somehow I think Anthony Perkins may have had a hand in this.

  12. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 12 months ago

    Food servers always deserve a tip commiserate with the service; but, if I witnessed that, I don’t think I’d be going back to her establishment again.

  13. Varnes

    Varnes said, 12 months ago

    I hope he was spatula slapped…Federal minimum wage for waitresses. $2.13……Michigan, $2.65…AZ, $4.55, Idaho, $3.35…$2.77 in Washington D.C. But those guys don’t just give a tip, the give you the whole thing……repeatedly……from behind…..

  14. Varnes

    Varnes said, 12 months ago

    Seriously, waiters and waitresses and bartenders are the best folks in the world. (Especially bartenders…urp!) Most of them are putting themselves through school, or putting shoes on their kid’s feet….Hearts of gold folks…please tip them well. Remember, instead of sittin’ around waiting for a hand out, there they are, .serving you. That’s right. SERVING YOU your breakfast in the morning, when it’s still hard for you to focus….Please tip them well, not only do they deserve it……….I’ll be watching………………..with my spatula….

  15. stripseeker

    stripseeker said, 12 months ago

    It seems that somewhere along the way, someone required the enhanced version of persuasion.

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