Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 25, 2012
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Transcript:
Man: What's that you're working on, Mort? Man: Just revising my bucket list. Man: Making your goals a bit more attainable, eh? Man: No... my theory is, the bigger the goals, the longer I'll lie. Man: Oh... I'm sure Angelina Jolie will be honored. Man: That's not the adjective used in the restraining order...
I fully intend to live to be 120, just to amaze my friends and confound my enemies.