Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. unidyne

    unidyne said, over 4 years ago

    A man after my own heart.

  2. Jim in CT

    Jim in CT said, over 4 years ago

    What a great idea! (Nuts! Our hose is too far from the door! Have to stick with the land mines…)

  3. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, over 4 years ago

    The Bass player and the Drummer of a band I worked with would invite Mormons and J.W.s in. It would then turn into a gross out contest between the two of them to see who could get their “guest” to make a run for the door.

  4. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    A fire hose might both move and cool his “spirit”?

  5. Arianne

    Arianne said, over 4 years ago

    Say hello to my little friend.

  6. revisages

    revisages said, over 4 years ago

    now ask if he’s an immersion man. you know, as opposed to sprinkling

  7. Paula R.  Stiles

    Paula R. Stiles GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Is Bert the hoser or the missionary? I’m guessing it’s the hoser, but it could be taken both ways….

  8. thatnicecollegeguy

    thatnicecollegeguy said, over 4 years ago

    I’m all for reaching out to people. But door to door in the neighborhood is not the way to do it.

  9. digital_dreamer

    digital_dreamer GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Just gotta ask: Just when and where has there ever been someone that “shoved it down their throats?”
    I hear this comment a lot, but in my 50 years have never actually seen it take place. Care to elaborate, or is this the typical exaggerate for sympathy tactic?

  10. digital_dreamer

    digital_dreamer GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    All you have to do is say, “No.” What part of that is so hard to do?

  11. Agent54

    Agent54 said, over 4 years ago

    Making a statement – your beliefs are all wet.

  12. spirit42

    spirit42 said, over 4 years ago

    Every time I click on non-sequitur, I get a pop-up ad. Am I the only one?

  13. Arch Stanton

    Arch Stanton said, over 4 years ago

    Think of them as door to door stand up comics, and enjoy the hilarity.

  14. EDinWAState

    EDinWAState said, over 4 years ago

    Every time religion inserts itself into the Government, public schools or workplace, it is shoving itself down someone’s throat. What is it about people who have found Jesus that makes them assume that the rest of us want to hear about it? Religion is like a fart… please keep it to yourself.

  15. Manhunter808

    Manhunter808 said, over 4 years ago

    My friend’s mom answered the door. He stripped, jumped in the shower to get wet, came around the corner naked, in full view of the “guests” and yelled, “Ma, where the f***ing towel??” They left.

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