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Jan 28, 2012
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Bernie: Most people have broken their New Year's resolutions by now... Did you make any, Phil? Phil: Yep... the same one I've made every year since I retired, so this will make it 27 years in a row! Bernie: Oh... sorry to hear that. Phil: What? Why do you say that? Bernie: Well, since you've been making the same resolution for so many years, that means you're not making any progress. Phil: Nonsense, Bernie! The way I look at it, it means I'm even more successful than ever! Bernie: Oh... the "No Dirt-nap" resolution, eh? Phil: Yeah, but it's a real challenge holding on to it during an election year. More Wisdom of the Ages with Bernie & Phil
Jan 30, 2012
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