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   Dogsniff said, over 1 year ago

   My way or the Segway.
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   Commentator said, over 1 year ago

   The day cops swapped their Harleys for Segways was the day America died.
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   naturally_easy said, over 1 year ago

   @Commentator

   In Boston they almost did that…the Metro Police were given these little electric things from Ford. Talk about a bunch of indignant badges!
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   gmartin997 said, over 1 year ago

   They’re awfully popular in China.
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   luckylouie said, over 1 year ago

   @gmartin997

   “Awfully” is a good word to describe them.
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   Rodney said, over 1 year ago

   Paul Blart – Mall Cop!
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   Varnes said, over 1 year ago

   dogsniff, you’re good….mind if I re-cycle that? Hey, that’s how I roll….
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   Thirdguy said, over 1 year ago

   Pretty tough to make an arrest, when every kid on a Schwinn can outrun you!
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   Varnes said, over 1 year ago

   Watch out for that big puddle of ink Wiley spilled….
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    olfart said, over 1 year ago

    @Thirdguy;
    Some of the local cops ride bicycles, and they are very good. I was involved in a minor collision, and the first and second cops on the scene were on mountain bikes. To get there they had to ride up a steep hill. They weren’t even out of breath!
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    roctor said, over 1 year ago

    Don’t make me step off this thing.
12. 

    Jon Ormsbee said, over 1 year ago

    aren’t those two about to bust a myth?
13. 

    valehans said, over 1 year ago

    ♫ ding-ding ♫ – pull over!
14. 

    liliann said, over 1 year ago

    Bad Lieutenant on the right.
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    Ice Hole said, over 1 year ago

    Electra Glide in Blue, in the 21st century….
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