Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, almost 5 years ago

    @Radish, sewer or later. (sooner or later)

  2. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, almost 5 years ago

    Dibs on the iPads! (They’re great for Frisbee golf in the park.)

  3. TexTech

    TexTech said, almost 5 years ago

    Excellent strip. I’m not sure if this guy would qualify for a Darwin Award or not. I think that requires some sort of highly intentional dumb act. This would simply be stupid.

  4. formally known as doc white

    formally known as doc white said, almost 5 years ago

    @Three Steps Over Japan

    Say,this is your lucky day. I just happen to have 9 chargers that cost very little.

  5. bluskies

    bluskies said, almost 5 years ago

    That’s why they’re called “smart” phones. Don’t see any of THEM in the hole! This reminds me of the idjits on the freeways driving 10-15 MPH over the limit, changing lanes, with one of the damn things pressed to their ear.

  6. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, almost 5 years ago


    And never once signaling their lane changes! I’ve been tailgated on the Northeast Extension of the Pennsylvania Turnpike (I-476) at 80 mph in a 65 mph zone.

  7. Gigantor

    Gigantor said, almost 5 years ago

    It would be funny if it hadn’t actually happened two years ago. Google “Alexa Longueira” and read the stupid but true story.

  8. tail wind

    tail wind said, almost 5 years ago

    You want sad// Our local Amish farmers are starting to carry cell phones and use ATM machines. Not long before farmer Yoder will be twittering from a barn raising party.

  9. thebird55

    thebird55 said, almost 5 years ago

    My ex-girlfriend (we’re still friends) will not usually answer a phone call, but will reply quickly to a text. (Go figure, I never could). I texted her one day, but she didn’t understand what I was asking. Rather that type a long, complicated message, I sent, “Can I call you?” Her texted reply? “No, driving.”


  10. bluskies

    bluskies said, almost 5 years ago


    Sounds like a typical commute on the Schuylkill XPWay, Blue Route, or I-95. I’m not a particularly slow driver; when traffic’s running 70 or so, I’m right there with it; but I try to look ahead and keep a safety margin and escape route. The nimrods that HAVE to get around you no matter how fast you’re going, cut back in front almost before they clear your front end, and then slow down drive me nuts.

  11. bluskies

    bluskies said, almost 5 years ago

    @tail wind

    More likely Mennonites; they’re not as hard-core as the true Amish.

  12. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, almost 5 years ago


    What irks me most about driving in this rural state is the guy who tries desperately to pass me on a two lane road risking not only his but everyone’s lives and limbs and then pulls into a gas station 45 seconds later.

  13. poppy1313

    poppy1313 said, almost 5 years ago

    don’t text and walk

  14. Bruce Mardle

    Bruce Mardle said, almost 5 years ago

    LOL @thebird55 and bluskies. It works with stupid phones too. It’s just so tempting, when I’m walking along and receive a text, to keep walking while looking at the screen.

  15. ChukLitl

    ChukLitl GoComics PRO Member said, almost 5 years ago

    They encourage people to develop severe separation anxiety disorders. Gotta be connected to someone at all times.

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