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   pouncingtiger said, over 1 year ago

   and married.
2. 

   Dogsniff said, over 1 year ago

   Looks like the ship left without him.
3. 

   rayannina said, over 1 year ago

   And like he’s going to run out of oxygen soon. Pop the cork!
4. 

   palos said, over 1 year ago

   … who will shortly be trying to break David Blaine’s record for holding his breath.
5. 

   BigSlurpy said, over 1 year ago

   If I could bottle this up.
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   ODDBALL said, over 1 year ago

   Is there such a thing, as a good drinking problem?
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   JohnnyDiego said, over 1 year ago

   @ODDBALL

   I’ve been sober since June 18, 1995.
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   Citizen GROG! said, over 1 year ago

   There’s a message in that bottle.
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   kreole said, over 1 year ago

   He has to be on a roll to go anywhere………
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    vwdualnomand said, over 1 year ago

    you keep bottling it up. you’ll either become a coke plant or get ulcers, or both.
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    psychlady said, over 1 year ago

    He must have a breathing problem by now.
12. 

    Coyoty said, over 1 year ago

    His wife kept telling him to put a cork in it.
13. 

    AltrinchamMike said, over 1 year ago

    you can tell its whine(sic) before its time. Or perhaps “Is it YOU talking or the bottle?”
14. 

    Lewreader said, over 1 year ago

    I didn’t have a drinking problem, just what I did after.
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    Sandfan said, over 1 year ago

    My only drinking problem is ensuring I have enough on hand at all times.
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