Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. comicgos

    comicgos said, about 5 years ago

    Is there any place on earth safe from those aliens?

  2. Earl  Wash

    Earl Wash said, about 5 years ago

    In Texas they are called Attorneys, because their pronounciation of Lawyers sounds identical to Liars.

  3. dataweaver

    dataweaver said, about 5 years ago

    Right. The private beach gets the lifeguards, and the public beach gets the lawy- err, the attorneys.

  4. phuh knees

    phuh knees said, about 5 years ago

    On a private beach the sharks are ON the beach…

  5. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, about 5 years ago

    And you thought getting suit-ready for the beach meant exercising.

  6. kreole

    kreole said, about 5 years ago

    Isn’t our pres. a lawy-eer?

  7. GROG!

    GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, about 5 years ago

    This one will help you sink.

  8. weasel_monkey

    weasel_monkey said, about 5 years ago

    Safest beach to swim at as the sharks won’t attack due to “professional courtesy”.
    Incidentally, how private can the beach be if any schmuck can just wander on to it?!? My idea of who can get on to a private beach is…. me.

  9. thar0ck23

    thar0ck23 GoComics PRO Member said, about 5 years ago

    Obi Wan: Luke welcome to America and her lawyers…You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy…

  10. Richard S. Russell

    Richard S. Russell GoComics PRO Member said, about 5 years ago

    Call me snooty, but I wouldn’t settle for anything less than a sergeant beach.

  11. bdaverin

    bdaverin said, about 5 years ago

    @kreole

    As are most of Congress on both sides of the aisle.

  12. x_Tech

    x_Tech GoComics PRO Member said, about 5 years ago

    uh oh, sharks sighted. Quick get the lawyers in the water to scare them off.

  13. dfowensby

    dfowensby said, about 5 years ago

    and all the judges. which takes care of all 3 branches of the government

  14. NebulousRikulau

    NebulousRikulau GoComics PRO Member said, about 5 years ago

    Well, it’s like this. The average person can’t afford to get elected. Businessmen don’t have enough free time to get elected. That leaves Lawyers as the only ones for those jobs.
    G-d help us all.

  15. Submachine

    Submachine said, about 5 years ago

    Around here, we call them “lounge lizards”.

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