Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. dataweaver

    dataweaver said, over 5 years ago

    How is that even a debate? Corporate lawyers will take the left path every time, while claiming that they’re taking the right path.

  2. palos

    palos said, over 5 years ago

    Or they will sit down, rest against the post and watch others walk down the same path.

  3. Sheik Yerbouti

    Sheik Yerbouti said, over 5 years ago

    Three people arrive at the gates of heaven and St. Peter greeted them. “Welcome to Heaven. We have simplified the process of admission, and all you need to do to get into Heaven is pass a simple test. Are you ready?”

    The first person said, “I’ve prepared for this moment for 73 years.”

    “Okay,” said St. Peter, “spell ‘God’.”

    “G-O-D.”

    “Very good, enter your eternal reward.”

    “That was easier than I thought it would be,” the second person said, “I’ll take my test now.”

    “Okay,” said St. Peter, “spell ‘love’.”

    “L-O-V-E.”

    “Excellent, enter your eternal reward.”

    The third person, a lawyer, said, “Boy, is this is gonna be a snap. Give me my test.”

    “Okay,” said St. Peter, “spell ‘prorhipidoglossomorpha’.”

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 5 years ago

    Left turn without hesitation: dataweaver has it completely right.

  5. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 5 years ago

    During the bad old days of MAD, there was a joke about the newly installed Soviet premier Gorbachev. He died and went to heaven (well, miracles do happen. He did renounce atheism a couple years ago and is now orthodox. I don’t think we’ll see him deliver sermons on streetcorners in Gorkiy Park like Khruschev spent the last few years of his life doing, but you never know…). and he was being shown around. There was a room with almost 200 clocks. Each had hands that moved at a different speed. He was told that each represented the amount of human misery in a nation. Then he noticed something. The Soviet clock wasn’t there. Gorbachev asked about it. Was told that it was used as a fan in the kitchens.

  6. Proginoskes

    Proginoskes said, over 5 years ago

    That sign would make more sense if the arrows pointed in the same direction.

    More lawyer bashing: Q: Why don’t lawyers go to the beach? A: Cats keep trying to bury them in the sand.

  7. HappyChappy

    HappyChappy said, over 5 years ago

    Q. What do you call 50 lawyers in a bus laying at the bottom of the ocean.

    A. Not enough but a fairly good start.

  8. pschearer

    pschearer GoComics PRO Member said, over 5 years ago

    All lawyers face this choice, so why does Wiley make it a corporate lawyer? Because of his prejudice against the business world that he constantly denies having. “It’s just a joke.” Yeah, right.

  9. NebulousRikulau

    NebulousRikulau GoComics PRO Member said, over 5 years ago

    @Proginoskes: It makes perfect sense as is. That which is ethical is almost always legal. That which is legal is not necessarily ethical. And when it comes to Corporate Law, I refer you to yesterday’s strip.

  10. myming

    myming said, over 5 years ago

    how to stump ANY lawyer…

  11. Ji2m

    Ji2m said, over 5 years ago

    Ethical Shmethical…

  12. js305

    js305 said, over 5 years ago

    Magnamax–good idea but it won’t work, these guys have the best antispam software around. I bet they just recycle incoming into more spam.

  13. Potrzebie

    Potrzebie said, over 5 years ago

    I need a shyster this morning.

  14. ecom

    ecom said, over 5 years ago

    We can switch the word around and I’d think there will be different comments here.

    How to stump a cartoonist.

  15. said, over 5 years ago

    For all of you dumping on lawyers today, please know that there are only 3 lawyer jokes……………… all the rest are TRUE!

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