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Non Sequitur

By Wiley Miller
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Apr 8, 2010
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Danae: Hey, Jeffrey... I've got a physics question for you... Jeffrey: Sure, Danae. Danae: I need you to listen very closely to this... Jeffrey: Um... OK... Noise: Shuffle shuffle shuffle. Bzzzzap! Jeffrey: Uh... That defies the laws of physics... Danae: The Queen of Static Electricity is exempt! Hail me!!
Apr 10, 2010
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    rayannina  over 7 years ago

    Well, that eliminates Jeffrey as the potential Dethroner of the Queen! Looks like it’s time for Victoria to make her move …

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    DarthSequitur  over 7 years ago

    That proves it - this is Danae’s world.

    My only question is this: Is “Wiley Miller” a pseudonym for Danae, or is Danae Wiley Miller’s alter ego?

    For anyone who might argue: take a look at the banner on this page. Which character is figured most prominently? More to the point, who is it sitting at the drafting table, pen in hand, at the far right?

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    parethed GC Insider over 7 years ago

    Get off this comic site moron.

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    twinsnake_coatl  over 7 years ago

    …Okay, this is getting scary,

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    Joe_Minotaur  over 7 years ago

    Re: Bikini Gone and soon to be forgotten.

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    grapfhics  over 7 years ago

    Thanks, Joe

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    FlashfyreSP  over 7 years ago

    bleeep bot has one of the worst translated “spiels” I’ve seen in a long time…

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    durtclaw  over 7 years ago

    does bikini get away with this?

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    oblum  over 7 years ago

    they bleep out the f-word, but can’t stop a bleeep spammer from posting?

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    Akenta  over 7 years ago

    Poor Liam, will come in this morning and have thousands of flags to go through and clean up.

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    revtry  over 7 years ago

    We throw a flag on the bikini. This bot has hit every comic in the place. Bury the bikini under your flags too.

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    Tawanda GC Insider over 7 years ago

    I’ve been flagging them as well. Really a huge NO to that kind of thing. Way to spoil it for the rest of us. Don’t they know about ebay?

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    davecancer  over 7 years ago

    Make a note of all the items on that list and make sure you DON’T buy any of them.

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    milano99  over 7 years ago

    60david, it’s all counterfeit Chinese junk. Do a tracert on the URL, and they always end at a DNS server or app server in China. They’ve been hitting USA Today and the Miami Herald for months.

    And I have heard that all of these sites are loaded with spyware.

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    freeholder1  over 7 years ago

    Hail NO!

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    GROG GC Insider over 7 years ago

    If anyone can outwit Danae and get even, it’s Jeffrey.

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    ronaldmundy  over 7 years ago

    hail yeah! how do you get hair that short to stand that tall?…..more ink!

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    lazygrazer  over 7 years ago

    Totally illogical since static electricity is such a touchy subject.

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    jhouck99  over 7 years ago

    I think it will be either Flo or Eddie that turns the tables on Danae (who is not and never has been “Diana”)…

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    WaitingMan  over 7 years ago

    Flo and Eddie?! How cool. Wiley is a Turtles fan! Never made the connection before. Thanks jhouck99.

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    Wildmustang1262  over 7 years ago

    Danae, You will be next! :-)

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    Didn’t Flo and Eddie play with Zappa for a while, too?

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    I think Jack’s right. Jeffry is sweet on Danae, and a stunt like that would definately impress him. She probably doesn’t even know she’s making a stinky booger brained boy fall for her..

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    AKHenderson GC Insider over 7 years ago

    Maybe the table turner will be Lars. He has a secret weapon - he doesn’t have hair.

    Speaking of which…is this a happy coincidence?

    http://comicshow.stlcomics.com/3.26.06/larsofmars10.jpg

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    DarthSequitur  over 7 years ago

    At the risk of assuming continuity in a non-sequitur world, my guess is that Danae will try this on Victoria, and it will backfire.

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    lindz.coop  over 7 years ago

    Danae defies all laws.

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    Joe_Minotaur  over 7 years ago

    Re: WSJordan Here we go again!

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    jasx  over 7 years ago

    I was so annoyed at seeing that moronic pile of advertising from “wholesaleJordan” that I sent this carefully worded message (swear words not fully spelt out, like below..) to their offshore sales staff: GUEST_ebm4pqc 14:47:18 your [F..king] website is spamming all our favourite NON-commercial public interest forums. It is highly unethical & bleeep rude. Don’t expect ANYONE to buy your [S..t], & expect us to tag you & hound you out wherever you appear! To which they replied: 死边 死边 which loosely translates to: Stress Stress Death Death …. any idea what they mean? …

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    cutiepie29  over 7 years ago

    Hopefully, they mean that you are causing them so much stress that they (or their business) is/are dying.

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