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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. WoodEye

    WoodEye said, 6 months ago

    A kind and generous deity.

  2. Parethed

    Parethed said, 6 months ago

    I prefer a darker brew myself…thank you Lord…

  3. Pacejv

    Pacejv said, 6 months ago

    That’s the ticket: Stout Hearted Men.

  4. webduckie

    webduckie said, 6 months ago

    I can beerly take it.

  5. cutiepie29

    cutiepie29 said, 6 months ago

    Pbbbbbbtttttt! OK, I feel better now.

  6. pbarnrob

    pbarnrob said, 6 months ago

    Nothing like a good “liquid-bread” Bock to warm the cockles (and all the rest). Uuuuurp!

  7. Grog

    GrogGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    I prefer a pilsner.

  8. JFri

    JFri said, 6 months ago

    cleo, the VERY early years!!

  9. poppy1313

    poppy1313 said, 6 months ago

    Nothing quite like the head on a Guinness Irish Stout Draught… Had my first on vacation in Dublin

  10. Brockie

    Brockie said, 6 months ago

    Eve was no prime rib.

  11. victor1234

    victor1234 said, 6 months ago

    How many were made in the dust storms?

  12. Kevin McFerren

    Kevin McFerren said, 6 months ago

    I’m a Guiness man myself, but there’s a local brew here that is heartier than it…Dogfish Head Chicory Stout. Thicker, more bitter, and a better head. Sacrilege, I know…but it’s great stuff!

  13. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 6 months ago

    Joe-Allen “Joe Doty” Good lord boy. I get the idea, you know how to use Widipedia. Jeez, give it a break. Say something funny will ya? Think of this as Wheel of Fortune, not Jeopardy.

  14. Bdaysuit

    Bdaysuit said, 6 months ago

    Hey, I remember Rolf on the Jimmy Dean Show. Thanks for the reminder, Joe.

  15. vexatron1984

    vexatron1984 said, 6 months ago

    @JFri - Nice picture of the Duke! He’d show these guys what drinking is really all about!

    That being said, I prefer a white wine and it only takes one glass to get me “happy”.

  16. thepeoplesmushroom

    thepeoplesmushroom said, 6 months ago

    HEY JOE-ALLEN, SEEING YOUR ALL ABOUT THE MYTHOLOGY, WAS IT JONAH WHO DISCOVER SUSHI?

  17. DGooseE

    DGooseEGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    Beer, beer, beer, beer. Beer, beer, beer, beer. We LOVE beer.

  18. eapopka

    eapopka said, 6 months ago

    Genesis rewritten the way it should have been. If you’ve got to give up a rib, it should be for something good. Maybe it should have been the book of Guiness?

  19. vldazzle

    vldazzle said, 6 months ago

    I prefer gin, but I flavor my own by adding a mix of citrus zest and 6 juniper berries- let them soak in the bottle for a least a week for a really good flavor;-)

  20. chasm_b

    chasm_b said, 6 months ago

    Hah!! The Book of Guiness, very good.

    If Adam was made from the dust - who came out of dust devils? (Paraphrasing someone else’s question). I’d guess Lawyers (the larval stage) and Politicians (their ‘adult’ stage).

  21. victor1234

    victor1234 said, 6 months ago

    Or dust bunnies????

  22. grazer

    grazer said, 6 months ago

    Beer and pizza is why I believe in God.

  23. Reynard61

    Reynard61 said, 6 months ago

    I haven’t cleaned my apartment in so long that my dust bunnies have grown into dust rhinos…

  24. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    That’s right JFri, but I like to use the beer as a chaser for some Booker’s.

  25. Varnes

    Varnes said, 6 months ago

    It just seems wrong to drink anything but beer with pizza…

  26. wndrwrthg

    wndrwrthgGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    I enjoy “Bear Whiz Beer”,
    ” it’s in the water, that’s why it’s yellow”

  27. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    CHASM Are you saying lawyers came before Eve? Why were they needed? Come to think of it, why are they needed now? Oh yeah, the house and car.

  28. Varnes

    Varnes said, 6 months ago

    BTW, I love the turtle being used as a foot stool…beautiful….

  29. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, 6 months ago

    “And, on the eighth day, God created Alcoholics. And on the ninth day , God created Woman. And on the tenth day, God created AA. On the eleventh day, God created smoking for the AA meetings.” Hang on, after this, it gets a little complicated.

  30. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    Haven’t had a beer in nearly a year and a stout does sound good.

    freeholder1 - It’s against the law here to smoke indoors in public buildings,
    I hear the AA meetings have thinned out.

  31. Burgundy2

    Burgundy2 said, 6 months ago

    “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

    Benjamin Franklin

  32. Trebor39

    Trebor39 said, 6 months ago

    When I was young it was free love and dollar beer. Now dollar love and free beer makes more sense.

  33. littledutchboy

    littledutchboy said, 6 months ago

    Thank you Arthur Guinness. Poppy1313: Dublin is where I fell in love with Guinness. There is a hug in every mug.

  34. Degenerate Squirrel

    Degenerate Squirrel said, 6 months ago

    Before Evey, life was boring.

  35. michealdark

    michealdark said, 6 months ago

    DEGENERATE said, about 4 hours ago

    Before Evey, life was boring.

    Well, I don’t know about that, but I know Wall-E was lonely!

  36. j  money

    j money said, 6 months ago

    “This Bud’s 4 U!” The question is why do we (men) even need the dog , the mastadon, the parrot and the turtle? Pizza, beer, TV and a congenial diety suit me fine. Tho’ Eve was definitely cute… Hmmm?

  37. ed-in-toledo

    ed-in-toledo said, 6 months ago

    People, people… Please do not feed the CCBSS cuisine-challenged bridge substructure symbionts.

  38. Parethed

    Parethed said, 6 months ago

    Hey jmoney, don’t knock parrots…they are great companions…I like dogs, too…the rest of ‘em…ehhh…

  39. fritzoid

    fritzoid said, 6 months ago

    Guinness Gives You Strength!

    But it’s best on tap, so Adam’s missing out. They’ve now developed the technology to but a gas charge in bottles of Guinness (they’d already been putting charges in the cans), so you can get the cascade like you’re supposed to, but draught can’t be beat.

    By the way, the Muppet’s name is Rowlf, not Rolf.

    By the way, nobody CARES whether Adam and Eve’s names were “really” Adam and Eve. They’re fictional characters, and Moses’s copyright lapsed a couple thousand years ago. They’re in the public domain.

  40. R_Noonan63

    R_Noonan63Genius_badge said, 6 months ago

    IT IS A COMIC not real life.

    I’ll stick with MGD for my Beer. Everything else gives me a Headach

  41. LuvH8

    LuvH8Genius_badge said, 6 months ago

    Root Beer!!!!!!!

  42. MrDichotomies

    MrDichotomies said, 6 months ago

    Left Hand Milk Stout

    BTW, stout was invented by monks. During Lent they weren’t allowed to eat while the sun was up, so they wanted something hearty to drink for lunch. Which leads me to believe they also invented the siesta.