Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

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WindSpider said, 2 months ago

Also known as the Morte-Deli?
DevXIII said, 2 months ago

You do realize there’s a film called “Delicatessen” that uses this as its’ main plot, right?
IncredibleWerekitty said, 2 months ago

All cuts of meat are 100% filler and additive free.
Carmy said, 2 months ago

The Businessman Special. Since he’s on the menu, it will be a surprise special too.
fencepost said, 2 months ago

hm, that site redirects back to this page. Perhaps the contest was not ready quickly enough?
vasgar1 said, 2 months ago

My creative juices are flowing!
cleokaya said, 2 months ago

We have an undressed turkey sandwich
Also a sirloin strip.
Oysters, unadorned on the half shell.

Drink special:

Strip and Go Naked Cocktail.

Dessert special”

Zested Orange peel Tart
Joe-Allen "Joe" Doty said, 2 months ago

Go to:

http://blogs.gocomics.com/2009/11/the-great-non-sequitur-signoff.html
madKanga said, 2 months ago

Nature red in tooth and cleaver
XslayerALE said, 2 months ago

Now Serving Man!
valsinger said, 2 months ago

Serving New Yorkers since 2008
nonsequitous said, 2 months ago

Now Serving Man!

Gives new meaning to “Can I serve who’s next?”

Oops! Gave away my contest entry.

(or did he … )
nonsequitous said, 2 months ago

It takes guts to share your beliefs - and your chicken! Man, I do love a good chicken. And having a personal belief system ain’t too shabby either. - Kristi

My Texas-born momma’s fried chicken was a religious experience!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D18NS0FJ83o
nonsequitous said, 2 months ago

You do realize there’s a film called “Delicatessen” that uses this as its’ main plot, right?

Does Sweeney Todd get a … sl-l-lice of the profits?
Richard said, 2 months ago

Frickin chicasee.
marsupialtits said, 2 months ago

Soup Du Jour:

Rats and Iguanas $9.11
ravens76mom said, 2 months ago

GRAND RE-OPENING! (under new management)

Come on in & try one of our new & improved, “Other White Meat” (“Top-of-the-food-chain”) lunch items !

(Avail. for a limited time only, while supplies last!)
captainedd said, 2 months ago

“Don’t Eat at Joe’s” Seen it in a cartoon…where a pl\ilgrim was eaten by a…bear!
Jigalong said, 2 months ago

Specials from our own Sandwich Designers

FEED THAT MAN MEAT

Seductive Soy meat $ 5.99
Big Beefy Nutmeat $ 5.45
Hearty Tofu Meat $ 5.75
Juicy Branmite minute steak $ 6.20

All sandwiches served with fresh naturally grown organic leaves, tossed in our delicious, chlorine free, non-buffered spring water.
cleothemuse said, 2 months ago

We put the “buff” in “buffet”!
avarner said, 2 months ago

“Baked Snake & a ‘Tater - $2.99”
AlanS327 said, 2 months ago

“Stupidity will be served”

or

“Now serving: stupidity”
bobo67 said, 2 months ago

Special Today

Extra-Fresh

“Chipped Meat”

(Provides Guaranteed Weight Loss)
porthos said, 2 months ago

Today’s Special

Long Pig
DanoTheResistor said, 2 months ago

today’s special

Business Man Lunch

“the other white meat”
DanoTheResistor said, 2 months ago

today’s special:

is selected at random
DanoTheResistor said, 2 months ago

today’s special:

Bob-ka-bobs,

Come on in Bob
ecobill said, 2 months ago

Not for the weak of heart or the hugh of body.
rinzai said, 2 months ago

“Our lunch special is to die for.”
Josh 1360 said, 2 months ago

Today’s Special Cook: Jon Arbuckle
njchris said, 2 months ago

believe it or not, but here in NJ there was a store actually named “The Cat and Dog Deli”

sure wish I had a picture of it now.
deskmandmna said, 2 months ago

“Eat here and you will never eat any place else”
comicreadersincebirth said, 2 months ago

All meat served rare!
comicreadersincebirth said, 2 months ago

Wanted!!!!
Cooks
Diswhshers
Cashiers
Waiters
merlin07 said, 2 months ago

“Certified by the Hannibal Lecter school of Culinary Arts”
comicreadersincebirth said, 2 months ago

Cash for Chunkers
comicreadersincebirth said, 2 months ago

Wanted!
Couch Potatoes
royman said, 2 months ago

Welcome! Enter freely, and of your own accord.
puddleglum1066 said, 2 months ago

Gives a whole new meaning to the claim that “Customer Delight is our most important product.”
mightywombat said, 2 months ago

I thought there were going to be contest details here…?
I don’t want to post my entry unless I know this is the right place to do it!
prrdh said, 2 months ago

With apologies to Rod Serling: We Serve Mankind.
prrdh said, 2 months ago

With apologies to Rod Serling: We Serve Mankind.
comicreadersincebirth said, 2 months ago

Pardon the mess, please come in!
Wiley said, 2 months ago

Ok, folks…? You can’t enter the contest here. Click on the link at the top of the page. Your posts here aren’t considered, but someone might steal your idea and submit it.

And, no, I never heard of the movie, “Delicatessen”.
HabaneroBuck said, 2 months ago

All cuts of meat prepared to your exact specifications.
ds133 said, 2 months ago
“Today’s Specials
- Fred and Chips
- Charlie Parmesan Sub
- Roast Ben Club Sandwich”
This reminds me of the natural selection diner strip with the shish-ka-‘Bob’ as the menu / employee of the week
comicreadersincebirth said, 2 months ago

Today’s Special

Chicken
Apples
Tarts
Specimens
davidlbahn said, 2 months ago

Come on In…

We’ll be Glad
You Did!
Tougas said, 2 months ago

Today’s Special :

The Natural Order
comicreadersincebirth said, 2 months ago

Today’s Special

homme a la chat