Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

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  1. LordDogmore

    LordDogmoreGenius_badge said, 14 days ago

    Faster, faster I want to go water skiing next!

  2. Fairportfan2

    Fairportfan2Genius_badge said, 14 days ago

    That’s why we have Marines on Navy ships - do you know how much rowing it takes to get thirty-five knots of wind over the deck of a Nimitz-class carrier?

  3. nibor6

    nibor6 said, 14 days ago

    Cripes, usn southern hemisferians don’t even know what “sind” is!!

  4. durtclaw

    durtclaw said, 14 days ago

    Wubstirs Dikshunairy.
    Sind: Noun; name for the air movement or flow on a ships deck from fore to aft.

  5. Desultourist

    Desultourist said, 14 days ago

    194 MW / 150 W = 1.3 million rowers

  6. Colt9033

    Colt9033 said, 14 days ago

    Wow, i’d hate see retires look once they read the fine print on how their cruise would be conducted.

  7. Tom Saaristo

    Tom SaaristoGenius_badge said, 14 days ago

    Plus it’s a lot easier for the pirates to come aboard with dinghies already in the water

  8. Avolunteer

    Avolunteer said, 14 days ago

    This would be a cruise with a “get fit” theme….. bet they’d get a lot of interest, at least initially!

  9. kea

    kea said, 14 days ago

    Sind is a province of Southeastern Pakistan. Why would you want that over the deck of the Nimitz?

  10. vilarif

    vilarif said, 14 days ago

    the future of the world without fossil fuel

  11. Potrzebie

    Potrzebie said, 14 days ago

    Working vacations. What a concept! Sounds like a kibutz.

  12. DBjorn

    DBjorn said, 14 days ago

    As a Marine who was on ship – lemme tell ya something…

    the Navy sure makes a nice taxi service. Heh.

  13. MisngNOLA

    MisngNOLAGenius_badge said, 14 days ago

    DB, I was in Rota one time, upstairs in the Skinny Bar when Marines from the gator Navy came walking up the street and yelled “Navy sucks” at my friend and me. I replied, “Yeah you’re right there. How are you getting home?”

  14. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 14 days ago

    I’m sure that’s not what they had in mind when they were picturing what they were going to be doing in their retirement.

  15. grapfhics

    grapfhics said, 14 days ago

    nibor6, yours goes in the opposite direction anyway.

  16. locoboilerguy

    locoboilerguy said, 14 days ago

    The ship is the government and we are doing the rowing.

  17. nighthawks

    nighthawksGenius_badge said, 14 days ago

    RAMMMMING SPEED!

  18. michael moore

    michael moore said, 14 days ago

    This former Marine respects Sailors. Even with those silly little hats.

  19. Destiny23

    Destiny23 said, 14 days ago

    I wonder how many strokes you get out of a retiree before he has a stroke…

  20. DigitalFrog

    DigitalFrogGenius_badge said, 14 days ago

    we always suspected Wiley didn’t have all his oars in the water…..

    Just kidding Wiley, love the strip!

  21. hannabell

    hannabellGenius_badge said, 14 days ago

    Very funny!

  22. dipsdayal

    dipsdayal said, 14 days ago

    the rowers are the retirees of course….doing their round of the gym on the rowing machine…

  23. grazer

    grazer said, 14 days ago

    I was a sea-going bellhop too.
    I had joined the Marines to see the world which is approximately two-thirds water.
    I saw approximately two-thirds of the world.

  24. bunnyhun

    bunnyhun said, 14 days ago

    vilarif, the younger generation would probably claim that this ship is fossil powered

  25. Dracip

    Dracip said, 14 days ago

    Destiny, you mean how many strokes per stroke?

  26. treered

    treered said, 14 days ago

    i’ve seen those ors before, in WaterWorld…

  27. Ronshua

    RonshuaGenius_badge said, 14 days ago

    Stroking , what else are they good for …Huh…Yeah .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv5BYEOQYLo

  28. Triviola

    Triviola said, 14 days ago

    Rob Riggle once said that yes, the Marines were a department of the Navy - the MEN’S department!

  29. cholldekkgher stenstenstaffgher

    cholldekkgher stenst... said, 14 days ago

    Vilarif………YES! A giant step backwards!

  30. Ushindi

    UshindiGenius_badge said, 14 days ago

    Ha! I’ll bet he doesn’t get very many miles per retiree - I know he’d be hard-pressed to get much distance out of me and MY friends.

  31. ben_david

    ben_david said, 14 days ago

    Thanks, michael moore and Triviola.

  32. Dmajor

    Dmajor said, 14 days ago

    Yeah, kind of gives a new meaning to “Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!”

    And how much are you supposed to tip the whipper?

  33. Dracip

    Dracip said, 14 days ago

    Dmajor, Tip the Whipper would be a great name for a band! Oh, The plug on the guitar cord I was using, was shorting out so I went to get a new one. I walked into a music store and told the guy I needed a guitar cord. He said, “G7ths are on sale…”

  34. treered

    treered said, 14 days ago

    a fat farm cruise?

  35. Just plain Steve

    Just plain Steve said, 14 days ago

    Cute, Dracip!

  36. MatureCanadian

    MatureCanadianGenius_badge said, 14 days ago

    Love the name of the boat. Compassion. Unbelievable. Row row row. Thanks Wiley, you’ve done it again. Very, very funny.

  37. pbarnrob

    pbarnrob said, 13 days ago

    The Captain is a “Compassionate Conservative”? Yeah, Right. Once again, the serfs are in steerage; or riding the shaft!

  38. MisngNOLA

    MisngNOLAGenius_badge said, 11 days ago

    Dracip, you should have asked him if you could get the G7th augmented 5th for the same price.