Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

?fh=ae0b0b4cd67a1738ef0d224a1fb65eff

Comments (26) Jump to Comments Form

  1. LordDogmore

    LordDogmoreGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Lesson number 1, there’s ALWAYS somebody bigger’n badder than you out there.

  2. Kiba65

    Kiba65 said, about 1 month ago

    That should be lessons 1 through 10.

  3. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Lesson two: learn to run

  4. Dutchboy1

    Dutchboy1 said, about 1 month ago

    lesson three: Learn WHEN to run.

  5. Larry

    Larry said, about 1 month ago

    run on water??? learn to swim verrryyyyy fast!!!

  6. Avolunteer

    Avolunteer said, about 1 month ago

    No carnivorous whales on theEast coast of North America, Orca on the West, but they eat seals, not bears!

  7. dianecliff

    dianecliff said, about 1 month ago

    Think “Jaws theme” ba da ; ba da; bada bada………

  8. TimeWeaver

    TimeWeaver said, about 1 month ago

    Lesson four: learn where to run.

  9. surgoshan

    surgoshan said, about 1 month ago

    I cast Summon Bigger Fish!

  10. eliphaz

    eliphaz said, about 1 month ago

    Rule #1: Cardio.

  11. grazer

    grazer said, about 1 month ago

    Just another whale of a tale involving grizzly circumstances.

  12. Trebor39

    Trebor39 said, about 1 month ago

    That Orca has had a long trip to the East Coast and is really hungry for a big meal.

  13. Just plain Steve

    Just plain Steve said, about 1 month ago

    Okay, this confirms my suspicion – Duncan is both a dead dog and [or used to be] a live seal. How does that work?

  14. NoBrandName

    NoBrandName said, about 1 month ago

    Avolunteer: a quick Wiki search says that Killer Whales can be found in all of the oceans (although more often sighted in the northwest Pacific). And while they prefer seals, that doesn’t mean they won’t eat or attack other animals.

    dianecliff: judging by the fact that this critter is blowing water up out of a blowhole, it must be a mammal, not a shark.

    That, and given the black colour and tall fin, lead me to conclude Killer Whale.

  15. jopado

    jopado said, about 1 month ago

    Somebody told me to connect Sunday to Sunday. I guess my memory is not that good.
    I still don’t get it. But then, I’m 70. Whats your excuse?

  16. Bender_Sastre

    Bender_Sastre said, about 1 month ago

    There’s always something bigger …until you get to the biggest, who is taken down by a microbial disease.

  17. Wiley

    WileyGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    For those confused, who may not be familiar with the Homer series, the thrust behind the theme is reincarnation. In one life, Duncan can be dog, in another, he’ll be a sabertooth tiger. In this particular storyline, which dates back to 2003, Duncan is a seal.

    Homer is always human, but in some lives he’ll be male, others he’ll be female.

    And, yes, Orcas eat bears. Just ask the polar bears who get stranded out at sea due to melting ice floes.

    Finally, IT’S A COMIC STRIP!

    Real life logic does not apply.

  18. Reynard61

    Reynard61 said, about 1 month ago

    Wiley: “Finally, IT’S A COMIC STRIP!

    Real life logic does not apply.”

    Same can be said for American politics.

    (Sorry, but the Obviousman in me just couldn’t resist that one…)

  19. Logicman

    Logicman said, about 1 month ago

    OK WM – but I hope this isn’t leading to a ‘shaggy dog’ story …. this thread it taking many Sundays to complete!

  20. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    LordDogmore said, about 15 chomps ago

    “Lesson number 1, there’s ALWAYS somebody bigger’n badder than you out there.”

    This is one principle on why magic doesn’t work. Even if you are a World Class Wizard, take one step off your world, and you face Stellar Class Wizards…

  21. jmd4lsu

    jmd4lsuGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    run on water???

    If you are scared enough, it’s possible.

  22. Dracip

    Dracip said, about 1 month ago

    Duncan is obviously the smarter of the two…..although to be fair, Homer doesn’t have the best luck in the world either…

  23. Richard

    Richard said, about 1 month ago

    I like the one when Duncan was a dog writing “Duncan rules” in the snow.

  24. keenanthelibrarian

    keenanthelibrarian said, about 1 month ago

    Oh, God, I can’t bear it!!

  25. Chikuku

    ChikukuGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Orcas are T. Rex to the rest of Creation, puppies towards humans. One of the mysteries of Earth.

  26. lindz.coop

    lindz.coopGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    I love Homer in all his reincarnations!! Thanx Wiley!!