Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

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  1. madKanga

    madKanga said, 2 months ago

    Murder mysteries might be better?
    How about farming tips (anyone read “reaper Man”?)

  2. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Chapter One - “Death By Chocolate”

  3. big G 3469

    big G 3469Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Guess no one’s in the market for “Grim Reaper’s Scary Fairy Tales”.

  4. fredbuhl

    fredbuhl said, 2 months ago

    I don’t know … . he always makes ME laugh.

  5. Edcole1961

    Edcole1961 said, 2 months ago

    It’s all in the marketing. They need to call themselves the Brothers Grimm Reaper.

  6. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Don’t quit your day job - even if your not reaping any rewards.

  7. baslim_the_begger

    baslim_the_beggerGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Look Jane! See Spot die!
    Die Spot! Die!


    definitely wouldn’t work for me,,,

    “The little hearse that could’

    Goodnight Tomb!

    The flattened cat under the hat/

    Guillotine nights

    Bring out your dead!

  8. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Horton steps on a Who?

  9. Josh 1360

    Josh 1360 said, 2 months ago

    Mr. Reaper: ” It should be. I’ve been with two kids for 7 years!”

  10. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 2 months ago

    You can do it.
    You just need some sting.

  11. Desultourist

    Desultourist said, 2 months ago

    The fork in the outlet is KILLING me! What a fantastic little detail.

    Yeah, honest farm work. Sixpence is sixpence. “Die Spot! Die!” - haha, brilliant!

  12. canadaeh

    canadaeh said, 2 months ago

    Curious George And The Electric Fence…….Fuzzy Bunny And The Runaway Mower

  13. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    beckerjm
    It’s bad enough you said it twice, but what makes you think this strip has any political undertones?

  14. spok27

    spok27 said, 2 months ago

    The cat who had nine liv…no, eight live…no wait seven li
    or was that six….

    or maybe death and the doctor’s office. (Well, it’d be a slow death anyway.

  15. DGooseE

    DGooseEGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    baslimthebeggar, BC13, & canadaeh, LOLX3 Love the way your minds work!

    Lassie Down the Well.

    Make way for Duckli . . Splat! Oh, never mind.

  16. DGooseE

    DGooseEGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    The Adventures of Noose and Sickle

  17. Ushindi

    UshindiGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    The one on the left HAS to be female, because women have sure been the death of me…lol

  18. vexatron1984

    vexatron1984 said, 2 months ago

    Well, if you look back at what the Brothers Grimm’s fairy tells really were like, the reaper should have a fair shot, he’s just in the wrong century! Or he could should go back to the classics and “spruce them up” like the guys who are rewriting Jane Austin’s Pride and Prejudice with zombies! I beleive they make Mr Darcy a vampire.

  19. Trebor39

    Trebor39 said, 2 months ago

    How about “The Little Engine That Killed”?

  20. dakrebs1

    dakrebs1 said, 2 months ago

    re: the fork in the outlet.
    also there is a hangmans noose on the lamp!

  21. smoothpate

    smoothpate said, 2 months ago

    Oh geez, another writer. Whatever happened to Death just taking a holiday??????

  22. CaptXpendable

    CaptXpendable said, 2 months ago

    Bet Lio would like his books.

  23. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    How about trying to write nursery rhymes like:

    Old MAcDonald Bought the Farm, and Mary Shot A Little Lamb

  24. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Cinderella dressed in yella
    went upstairs to shoot her fella!

    Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean
    so between these 2 cannibals they wiped the town out clean.

  25. fredbuhl

    fredbuhl said, 2 months ago

    How about “Mr. Reaper’s Neighborhood”? They could visit Dr. Kavorkian’s office in the land of make believe.

  26. Nozzi

    Nozzi said, 2 months ago

    How about, ‘Little Dead Riding Hood’?

  27. big G 3469

    big G 3469Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Or “The late Goldilocks & the Three Dead Bears”?

  28. trying2keepup

    trying2keepup said, 2 months ago

    Or maybe a casket training book ” Everybody Dies ”

  29. invisifan

    invisifanGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    @bigg3469: more like “Goldilocks & the Three Bears — the Unabridged Version”

  30. fredbuhl

    fredbuhl said, 2 months ago

    Perhaps “Who’s Mindiing the Morgue”

  31. algurka

    algurkaGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Boy, this cartoon really sparked a lot of great comments. And I see some read Scary Gary, too.
    How about: Jack & Jill went up Boot Hill, or Mary ate her little lamb, or Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, oh, that one’s already been done.