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   pouncingtiger said, 2 months ago

   An ambitious but delusional little girl.

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   cleokaya said, 2 months ago

   Wait until she gets to the part about Lars.

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   BC13 said, 2 months ago

   Yup. She did have a motive. And quite the busy summer to back it up with her conspiracy theory an the trip to Mars 3.5 with Lars. But where did she get the time to write all that? I wonder if it’s an incredibly large font.

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   pouncingtiger said, 2 months ago

   When that happens, cleokaya, Danae will get a F for all that work she did. The teacher won’t believe her.

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   steffenmc said, 2 months ago

   The teacher will call her monkey godess from now on

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   pbarnrob said, 2 months ago

   Package it as fiction, send it out (by Heinlein’s five rules) until it sells…

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   vexatron1984 said, 2 months ago

   Never trust an unwilling student who suddenly becomes willing, particularly when it’s Danae!

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   DigitalFrog said, 2 months ago

   I’ll wait for the Reader’s Digest version, thanks…

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   the GhostPony said, 2 months ago

   Delusional? I thought it was called ‘having an imagination’. Problem with most adults… they’ve forgotten.

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    Trebor39 said, 2 months ago

    Most people today would have “twittered” it.

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    JonD17 said, 2 months ago

    Cleo, once again, ya beat me to it as far as a comment :0)
    Guess I’m gonna have to stay up later when I get home, lol

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    CliffG.I.Woes said, 2 months ago

    Just like the Health Care Bill.

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    Nick V said, 2 months ago

    CALLED IT! I’m betting half of those pages are blank.

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    kfaatz925 said, 2 months ago

    How about Cliff’s Notes?

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    cleokaya said, 2 months ago

    JonD17 - Sorry buddy. I just can’t help myself :-)

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    grazer said, 2 months ago

    Only difference between Danae’s report and a legislative proposal is the little red wagon.

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    OldHipster said, 2 months ago

    Put a name to it to attract attention.

    Call it “My Summer with Scully and Mulder on the X-Files”

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    WyattMute said, 2 months ago

    Hey if Ron L. Hubbard could sell Scientology…..Danae will be a millionaire in no time, AND she’ll be the Monkey Goddess.

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    ninmas said, 2 months ago

    i wish MY summer was like that!

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    Ushindi said, 2 months ago

    DF: You may have to wait quite awhile - you might have heard it’s filing for bankruptcy, trying to restructure.

    “But the rise of Internet-focused audiences and advertisers has caused profits to decline for over a decade and relegated the pocket-sized periodical to doctors’ offices and senior-citizen homes.”
    (From Forbes, re: Readers Digest)

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    LLeRay said, 2 months ago

    Is there a Non Sequitur movie coming out that Wiley hasn’t told us about?

22. 

    fredbuhl said, 2 months ago

    There goes recess