Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

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  1. keenanthelibrarian

    keenanthelibrarian said, 2 months ago

    Only the VICE-president?

  2. pbarnrob

    pbarnrob said, 2 months ago

    Yeah, it’s a temp position…

  3. Josh 1360

    Josh 1360 said, 2 months ago

    Before I head out for work later this morning, could anyone
    explain the meaning of that pharse, “talking one for the team”?

  4. Akenta

    Akenta said, 2 months ago

    Hi josh - taking one for the team, means the team benefits while you get hurt in some way.

  5. invisifan

    invisifanGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    In this case, being the designated scapegoat — usually it’s a selfless & personal decision, so did this guy volunteer for the promotion??

  6. Tink 1300

    Tink 1300 said, 2 months ago

    I see, like what happened to me a lot when my ex-pal Peter Pan and The Lost Boys often send on those ill-fated missions!. Oooooo!

  7. NebulousRikulau

    NebulousRikulauGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Wouldn’t the VP of TOFTT be in charge of deciding who gets to take it?
    And if not, perhaps a bit of mission creep would put him in charge.

  8. Richard

    Richard said, 2 months ago

    If he survives his first mission he can appoint a VICE-VICE president and send that next doak out.

  9. Wenthral

    Wenthral said, 2 months ago

    Uh, Tink1300. Perhaps Peter knew what a jealous,treacherous murderous heart you had. You did try to kill Wendy at least once out of jealousy. Lets not forget you told Captain hook where to find the lost boys hideout, knowing full well what HE intended.

  10. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Our “take one for the team” guy was always given the manager (or VP) of “special projects”. It was always a sure sign that he was toast.

  11. DevXIII

    DevXIII said, 2 months ago

    I also saved a bunch of money by switching to GEICO as well, honey..

  12. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    …and the bad news is, it’s a short term position.

  13. algurka

    algurkaGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Wow! Where’d they find a painter who still letters on glass doors? Let’s take bets to see if he goes first or the VP.

  14. vexatron1984

    vexatron1984 said, 2 months ago

    Well, if they’re spending the money on having his door front lettered he should at least have a bit of a breather… at least until he works that amount off.

  15. Kim

    Kim said, 2 months ago

    We sign painters are not all that rare,Thank you very much.

  16. jimeguess

    jimeguess said, 2 months ago

    Well, this sign painter is painting the letters on the wrong side of the door …

    Where did he go to school?

  17. OldHipster

    OldHipster said, 2 months ago

    It’s a lot like the new logo for the health organization that has been going around, a Cadusias (you know, the snake wrapped around a staff) wrapped around a staff and halfway down turning into a giant SCREW!!

    What does THAT tell ya?

  18. gavinseviltwin

    gavinseviltwin said, 2 months ago

    Well, I think it should be noted that the painter is doing exactly what he was paid to do because its a veiled reference to the political economic climate of the world today with the titled “signs of the times” logo.

  19. nomad2112

    nomad2112 said, 2 months ago

    I’ve held that job on & off for a number of years.

  20. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    vexatron1984 said, about 3 vexations ago

    “Well, if they’re spending the money on having his door front lettered he should at least have a bit of a breather… at least until he works that amount off.”

    Not necessarily; they could be planning to reuse the office for the next sacrificial VP.

  21. citygirlpz

    citygirlpz said, 2 months ago

    Hey OldHipster, that would be a “caduceus” Latin for the staff of an ancient herald or the symbol for the medical profession for ages…

  22. Joe Allen Doty

    Joe Allen Doty said, 2 months ago

    To “take one for the team” means that you are the one who is blamed when something goes wrong.

    Yes, that is like being a “scapegoat.” But, historically, the scapegoat had the sins of the Israelites symbolically laid on it and he was sent out to wander in the wilderness.

  23. Trebor39

    Trebor39 said, 2 months ago

    Aren’t we all wandering in an economic wilderness now?

  24. MurphyHerself

    MurphyHerself said, 2 months ago

    Jim

    Not on the wrong side of the door. Look closely.

  25. OldHipster

    OldHipster said, 2 months ago

    citygirlpz said, about 6 hours ago
    Hey OldHipster, that would be a “caduceus” Latin for the staff of an ancient herald or the symbol for the medical profession for ages…


    Thanks for the proper pronouncation, and the proper spelling.

    I stand corrected.

  26. NoBrandName

    NoBrandName said, 2 months ago

    I thought the origin of taking one for the team came from baseball, where a batter was asked to lean into the pitch in order to get hit by the pitch and get the walk to advance runners.

    In general, it does mean to be hurt or put in an awkward situation for the betterment of the rest of the group. It also indicates a lack of faith in your abilities to get the job done by conventional means.

  27. 4deerinmyyard

    4deerinmyyardGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Wenthral, EVERYBODY in Neverland was out to slaughter Wendy, and rightly so. She didn’t belong there. On the brink of adolescence, she was no longer wholly a child, and the denizens all sensed that and identified her as The Enemy.

  28. treered

    treered said, 2 months ago

    what was the name of the kid who walked into the pitches for Walter Mathau in Bad News Bears?

  29. kayjay58

    kayjay58 said, 2 months ago

    And the position also comes with a nice commerative (?) sword upon which to fall.

  30. 4deerinmyyard

    4deerinmyyardGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Kayjay: good one. (Commemorative.)

  31. jimeguess

    jimeguess said, 2 months ago

    To Murpheyherself,

    Thanks! I did not look that closely. I thought the door was closed.