Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

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  1. Dutchboy1

    Dutchboy1 said, 3 months ago

    Aren’t most women like Hindsight-lady?

  2. Al

    Al said, 3 months ago

    no, they just think that they are always right

  3. GrinsToYa

    GrinsToYa said, 3 months ago

    ….well let see. I check if it’s going to rain… but it alway says 40 to 60 percent everyday… and it never rains. My car keeps getting dirtier by the day… so I say… what the heck. I wash it… it rains. Some where a woman laughs.

  4. halavana

    halavana said, 3 months ago

    …because she’s in the same quandry as everyone else, and laughing is more fun than crying.

  5. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    NO, WE ARE ALWAYS RIGHT!

  6. kreole

    kreole said, 3 months ago

    I grew up in Jackson, Miss. When I was a kid the weatherman either predicted rain or no rain. That made them try harder to try to be right. Anybody today can simply say it’s a 50-50 thance

  7. Dracip

    Dracip said, 3 months ago

    Hey, guys, lay off the ladies. I’ve been around long enough to suspect they’re smarter than you. And a whole lot prettier…

  8. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    I use accu-window weather.Look out the #%&&*! window

  9. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 3 months ago

    I like the bag that she keeps her retrospectoscope in.

  10. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Lewreader
    Les Nessman called it “Eye-Witness Weather”

  11. steverino

    steverino said, 3 months ago

    …and it always rains when I’m going to mow my lawn– if I time it right.

  12. dtut

    dtut said, 3 months ago

    The reason is Murphy’s Law! And the logical response is constructive application of Murphy’s law. Examples:

    ** If you want it to rain, then wash your car… or water your lawn.

    ** If you don’t want rain while you’re on the golf course, make sure everybody in your foursome is carrying an umbrella.

  13. Richard

    Richard said, 3 months ago

    The ladies are not smarter they would like us to think that they are tho.

  14. michael moore

    michael moore said, 3 months ago

    Rain is nature’s way of washing the car.

  15. pearlandpeach

    pearlandpeach said, 3 months ago

    Les Nessman - delightful memories…..
    WGN still runs WKRP every now and then….. great.

  16. alife

    alife said, 3 months ago

    ABC has Accu-weather here my brother calls

    Accu-Gamble

    Like Life get use to it!

  17. Burgundy2

    Burgundy2 said, 3 months ago

    I think it’s hilarious that Obviousman is in boxer shorts. Nice irony on the superman look.

  18. Radical-Knight

    Radical-KnightGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    30% chance of rain - I always thought it meant 30% of the listening area would get some rain.

    WRONG!

    According to NOAA weather it is the percentage of days with identical atmospheric weather conditions (heat, humidity, barometric pressure, etc.) when it actually rained.

    Suddenly 50% chance of rain doesn’t sound all that reassuring. (sigh)

  19. benbrilling

    benbrillingGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    My modus operandi is to wait until it is raining, THEN wash my car. That way I don’t have to rinse it. (Sure, I get a little wet, but hey, I don’t have to take a shower either.)

  20. Dracip

    Dracip said, 3 months ago

    benbrilling, you’re benbrilliant !

  21. yyyguy

    yyyguyGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    i like superfluous boy!

  22. Joe Allen Doty

    Joe Allen Doty said, 3 months ago

    The weather forecaster folks have done a cop-out on what “percentage chance of rain” means.

    It’s now “there’s a chance that people in 50 percent of the local area might get some rain;” it is no longer, “there’s a 50 percent chance of rain that everybody will get rain.”

    It used to be that the Tulsa, Oklahoma TV weather people only gave the forecast for those who got a clear signal on their home sets using regular outdoor TV antennas.

    But, now with dish networks, cable networks and repeater TV broadcast antennas, people who live up to 125 miles from Tulsa watch the Tulsa Newscasts.

    There are times that the weather people take over a local broadcast when they should tell the people who live more than 80 miles or so to turn to a TV station within 25 miles of where they live so see what the local weather is.

  23. grazer

    grazer said, 3 months ago

    I like the way mother nature has screwed with weather forecasters for centuries….with no chance of change.

  24. NoBrandName

    NoBrandName said, 3 months ago

    What gets me is that (20-20) hindsight lady needs glasses…

  25. Ushindi

    UshindiGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    carmy: As the saying goes, “Women are often wrong, but never uncertain”. LOL

    (Thought I’d better add the LOL for safety, guys)

  26. CatfishChitlin

    CatfishChitlin said, 3 months ago

    kreole…I too grew in Jackson…just not up. That ain’t happening.

    There were only 2 stations then…3 &12. Woody Assaf would sayit was going to rain…it was gospel if he said it…and Bob Neblitt would predict sunshine on the opposite channel just to hedge.

    Out of respect I will mention Wilda Farber who saw the rainbows and just said it would do both. She did not last…but she was still better than David H’man.

  27. unique_username

    unique_username said, 3 months ago

    Simple solution: move to the desert.

  28. jnik23260

    jnik23260 said, 3 months ago

    When my city needs rain, I just leave my car windows cracked open; works every time!

  29. Planet Crunch

    Planet Crunch said, 3 months ago

    lol

  30. Bill Wa

    Bill Wa said, 3 months ago

    Actually 9ChickweedLane had Superplous guy already!

  31. OldHipster

    OldHipster said, 3 months ago

    Some women might not always be right, but they are never wrong.

    Yeaaaaahhhhh!

  32. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    NoBrandName said, about 21 hours ago

    “What gets me is that (20-20) hindsight lady needs glasses…”

    Too true!

    I used to date Ms. Right, until I learned her first name was Always…

  33. 4deerinmyyard

    4deerinmyyardGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Marguerite, Macushla, Burgundy: All together now:
    EYE-ROLL

  34. beniboo

    beniboo said, 2 months ago

    dutchboy & al:
    YOU SEXIST BASTARDS!!