Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

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  1. yyyguy

    yyyguyGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    looking for love in all the wrong places.

  2. big G 3469

    big G 3469Genius_badge said, 3 months ago

    “OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!”

    Now I know “Love BITES”!!! (RIMSHOT & scattered boos)

  3. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Ralph scored big time, and last time.

  4. yyyguy

    yyyguyGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    to paraphrase (never a good idea but what the h-e-double-toothpicks) “going out of his head, over her”

  5. Al

    Al said, 3 months ago

    Just went head over heels out of the bar….

  6. Berfdorn

    Berfdorn said, 3 months ago

    Ralph is out of his mind!

  7. Brockie

    Brockie said, 3 months ago

    Well at least she prayed before eating…..

  8. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Never loose your head over a woman.

  9. WCLamb

    WCLamb said, 3 months ago

    Mother Nature has a warped sense of humor.
    (I guess this is the original “one-night stand”)

    So, how many humans would make the same sacrifice just to mate? (Perhaps not enough, the way things are going…)

  10. 787xix

    787xix said, 3 months ago

    better to stay just a littlel a head.

  11. michael moore

    michael moore said, 3 months ago

    Been there.

  12. markmoss1

    markmoss1 said, 3 months ago

    This is why wise human males always bring chocolates.

  13. Nozzi

    Nozzi said, 3 months ago

    Beheaded there.

  14. Thad

    Thad said, 3 months ago

    I want the address of that bar.

  15. the_voodoo

    the_voodoo said, 3 months ago

    Wiley really went beyond ‘fine humor’ with this one.

    Judging by the other comments, this ‘toon seems to have a rather high-quality audience (no L33T speak, for one ! :P), and still, the joke’s full subtlety does not seem to be appreciated.

    I’m really, really laughing my a** off, being able to read such a fine joke in a webcomic in 2009, go Wiley ! ;)

  16. ArthurAllen

    ArthurAllen said, 3 months ago

    He should have quit while he was/still-had-a head

  17. Nick V

    Nick V said, 3 months ago

    Sometimes, “getting lucky”… isn’t.

  18. Chikuku

    ChikukuGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Is this a scene from Planet 3.5?

  19. my_discworld

    my_discworld said, 3 months ago

    hahahahahahaha This is so so so hilarious!

  20. Ji2m

    Ji2m said, 3 months ago

    Yeah, but what a way to go… (Shudder)…

  21. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Poor Ralph, he will score no more.

  22. grazer

    grazer said, 3 months ago

    Looks like a good place to go for a little head.

  23. Ushindi

    UshindiGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Do it once and die? Seems a little harsh, doesn’t it? I mean, if a guy has a heart attack afterwards and keels over, that’s just the breaks, but getting your head bitten off by the female is EXTREMELY heavy criticism of your lovemaking skills. A bleak future if you’re a male mantis - celibate, gay, or death. (I didn’t even know they had their own bars).

  24. halavana

    halavana said, 3 months ago

    Man who says he want’s a woman who is an animal in bed needs to specify which species…

  25. thebird55

    thebird55Genius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Ralph is fortunate that is all he lost. My last experence was MUCH worse.

  26. Joe Allen Doty

    Joe Allen Doty said, 3 months ago

    A male praying mantis which still has its head hasn’t mated yet.

  27. Ji2m

    Ji2m said, 3 months ago

    Joe Allen Doty,

    It’s true that the female often kills and eats the male during mating. But not every time…

  28. Fairportfan

    Fairportfan said, 3 months ago

    markmoss1 said

    This is why wise human males always bring chocolates.

    There’s a species of spider whose males catch a bug, wrap it up nice, and then bring it as a present to the female.

    While she eats the bug, they get their jollies and then escape alive.

  29. somebodyshort

    somebodyshortGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    I guess the females of the species has a thing for virgins

  30. MatureCanadian

    MatureCanadianGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    What you lose in experience you gain in enthusiasm! Bring me wine & chocolate & you may keep your head!

  31. Jerry Parker

    Jerry Parker said, 3 months ago

    I’ve had that happen more than once,just different body part!!!

  32. algurka

    algurkaGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Is that Ralph from the Honeymooners? Serves him right for cheating on Alice, although I don’t know how he’s going to explain this little mishap to her.