Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller
- August 22, 2009
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About Non Sequitur
Non Sequitur is Wiley Miller’s wry look at the absurdities of everyday life. A hit with fans of all ages, the strip is syndicated in more than 700 newspapers. Non Sequitur has received four National Cartoonists Society divisional awards, the most prestigious in cartooning. It is the only comic strip to win the coveted award in its first year of syndication and the only one to ever win in both the best comic strip and best comic panel categories.This hilarious creation is not only creative but also clever. It tackles current cultural issues such as politics, celebrities, male-female relations, materialistic desires and society’s obsession with weight. Non Sequitur will have you laughing at the controversy of everyday life.
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yyyguy
said,
3 months ago
looking for love in all the wrong places.
big G 3469
said,
3 months ago
“OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!”
Now I know “Love BITES”!!! (RIMSHOT & scattered boos)
Margueritem
said,
3 months ago
Ralph scored big time, and last time.
yyyguy
said,
3 months ago
to paraphrase (never a good idea but what the h-e-double-toothpicks) “going out of his head, over her”
Al said, 3 months ago
Just went head over heels out of the bar….
Berfdorn said, 3 months ago
Ralph is out of his mind!
Brockie said, 3 months ago
Well at least she prayed before eating…..
BC13
said,
3 months ago
Never loose your head over a woman.
WCLamb said, 3 months ago
Mother Nature has a warped sense of humor.
(I guess this is the original “one-night stand”)
So, how many humans would make the same sacrifice just to mate? (Perhaps not enough, the way things are going…)
787xix said, 3 months ago
better to stay just a littlel a head.
michael moore said, 3 months ago
Been there.
markmoss1 said, 3 months ago
This is why wise human males always bring chocolates.
Nozzi said, 3 months ago
Beheaded there.
Thad said, 3 months ago
I want the address of that bar.
the_voodoo said, 3 months ago
Wiley really went beyond ‘fine humor’ with this one.
Judging by the other comments, this ‘toon seems to have a rather high-quality audience (no L33T speak, for one ! :P), and still, the joke’s full subtlety does not seem to be appreciated.
I’m really, really laughing my a** off, being able to read such a fine joke in a webcomic in 2009, go Wiley ! ;)
ArthurAllen said, 3 months ago
He should have quit while he was/still-had-a head
Nick V said, 3 months ago
Sometimes, “getting lucky”… isn’t.
Chikuku
said,
3 months ago
Is this a scene from Planet 3.5?
my_discworld said, 3 months ago
hahahahahahaha This is so so so hilarious!
Ji2m said, 3 months ago
Yeah, but what a way to go… (Shudder)…
Carmy
said,
3 months ago
Poor Ralph, he will score no more.
grazer said, 3 months ago
Looks like a good place to go for a little head.
Ushindi
said,
3 months ago
Do it once and die? Seems a little harsh, doesn’t it? I mean, if a guy has a heart attack afterwards and keels over, that’s just the breaks, but getting your head bitten off by the female is EXTREMELY heavy criticism of your lovemaking skills. A bleak future if you’re a male mantis - celibate, gay, or death. (I didn’t even know they had their own bars).
halavana said, 3 months ago
Man who says he want’s a woman who is an animal in bed needs to specify which species…
thebird55
said,
3 months ago
Ralph is fortunate that is all he lost. My last experence was MUCH worse.
Joe Allen Doty said, 3 months ago
A male praying mantis which still has its head hasn’t mated yet.
Ji2m said, 3 months ago
Joe Allen Doty,
It’s true that the female often kills and eats the male during mating. But not every time…
Fairportfan said, 3 months ago
markmoss1 said
This is why wise human males always bring chocolates.
There’s a species of spider whose males catch a bug, wrap it up nice, and then bring it as a present to the female.
While she eats the bug, they get their jollies and then escape alive.
somebodyshort
said,
3 months ago
I guess the females of the species has a thing for virgins
MatureCanadian
said,
3 months ago
What you lose in experience you gain in enthusiasm! Bring me wine & chocolate & you may keep your head!
Jerry Parker said, 3 months ago
I’ve had that happen more than once,just different body part!!!
algurka
said,
3 months ago
Is that Ralph from the Honeymooners? Serves him right for cheating on Alice, although I don’t know how he’s going to explain this little mishap to her.