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   madKanga said, 3 months ago

   Oh for the simple life of our ancestors - NOT!

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   wndrwrthg said, 3 months ago

   When minimalism goes to far.

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   Fly Guy said, 3 months ago

   If I were to do that, my wife would be ecstatic .

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   artybee said, 3 months ago

   This sums up my life. My wife hates clutter and wants to get rid of it all. Clutter is her name for MY stuff. Like George Carlin: Your stuff is bleeep, my bleeep is my stuff. The minute I die, she’ll fill a dumpster, right down to the family photographs. Gone, all gone. A whole lifetime of accumulation shot all to heck.

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   Carmy said, 3 months ago

   Barbecued rat anyone?

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   kreole said, 3 months ago

   I’m no longer married. I get to keep all my stuff now. How sweet it is!

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   Dracip said, 3 months ago

   She even found time to make a nice wall painting. Wonder where she unloaded the dimensions of the house………

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   timhewitt said, 3 months ago

   Hey! Wiley knows my wife! And apparently Artybee is married to my wife! Yes indeed.. Clutter=my stuff.

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   OldPossum said, 3 months ago

   Artybee - if you have cildren or other relatives, or friends with common interests, give your “clutter” to them. They will appreciate it, you can still visit it, it will be preserved for the next generation and your wife will be happy which should make your life happier too.

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    okeedoekee said, 3 months ago

    Hi Honey! I’m home!

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    Richard said, 3 months ago

    Downsizing R us.

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    okeedoekee said, 3 months ago

    You can’t take it with you.

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    Avolunteer said, 3 months ago

    No way would this wife get rid of her husband’s “stuff”! His is just as important as any of mine…. we’re both pretty good at the “pack rat” business….. and naturally when we do finally give something away we have not used in years…… we need it and have to get a new one :) Moving can be pretty interesting around our house, especially this last time when we moved to a house half the size of the previous one (children on their own)

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    BC13 said, 3 months ago

    I never married so I never stopped accumulating stuff. Problem is, I keep needing more space to put things.

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    Bdaysuit said, 3 months ago

    We need a bigger place for our stuff.

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    nighthawks said, 3 months ago

    what’s that she’s cookin’ there?—-
    is that garfield?

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    okeedoekee said, 3 months ago

    I don’t like anything extra. Just what I can fit in my car and go. No muss, no fuss.

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    cleokaya said, 3 months ago

    Pull up a rock dinner is almost ready.

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    JanCinVV said, 3 months ago

    We just finished cleaning out my Dad’s “stuff”. Believe me, we are going to rethink what kind of stuff we save. We don’t want our son laughing about what we chose to save like we did over some of Dad’s “accumulation”. (Try half-full prescription bottles dated 1969)

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    GreenBikeGuy said, 3 months ago

    I like the way that this woman thinks……

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    dtroutma said, 3 months ago

    Antiques are over-priced “stuff”. The secret is to live long enough to sell it. Sadly, spouses don’t appreciate in value, or your intent.

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    EarlWash said, 3 months ago

    What is next to go…the cave? Now you see it, now you don’t.

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    Ushindi said, 3 months ago

    Well, I sure hope she left him the bathroom - none of this “in the woods” stuff - please! Taking your coffee and newspaper out to the bushes just isn’t the same.

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    the GhostPony said, 3 months ago

    Passing on a lifetime’s accumulation of stuff is actually parent’s revenge on their children.

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    Potrzebie said, 3 months ago

    That “stuff” may include a rare comic or toy. Or even an A. Lincoln signed letter dated on the day that he was murdered. Look it up, it’s real.

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    Garrulous said, 3 months ago

    My guess is that the husband is the next thing to go.

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    yyyguy said, 3 months ago

    but will it be his choice or hers?

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    pbarnrob said, 3 months ago

    If you want an eye-opener, pack-rats; go to estate sales every weekend. Especially the ones where you need gloves and a dust mask, and it’s several weekends just to dig through and get to all of it.

    Some of them have made our pack-ratting look lightweight, and make us think about the narrowing aisles in our old house.

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    grazer said, 3 months ago

    Hilarious comic.
    Terrific comments.

    ”Today’s treasures are tomorrow’s landfill.” - self discovery

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    billokc said, 3 months ago

    BC13–Hey! That’s EXACTLY my problem too!!

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    BC13 said, 3 months ago

    Bill W

    I’m sure we’re not the only ones. My boss is single…a couple years older and, yes, has has a bigger house than me.

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    yyyguy said, 3 months ago

    @BC13 and billokc: i’m in the same (cluttered) boat, though i occasionally get rid of some things.

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    Wildmustang1262 said, 3 months ago

    Lit the match and start to burn/engulf all of clutters, things and/or stuffs up to the ground.

    I am a single person and I keep all of my stuffs at my home. I hate to throw the valuable things away.

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    aerwalt said, 3 months ago

    THAT”S MY WIFE!!!!

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    Larry said, 3 months ago

    that’s what my ex did…except she left with everything!!!

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    BC13 said, 3 months ago

    Yet a wife wouldn’t dream of getting rid of all the old shoes and clothing cluttering up both yours and her parts of the closset space would she?

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    Richard said, 3 months ago

    If I can’t take it with me, I’m not going.

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    OldHipster said, 3 months ago

    Cool, now you can tell everyone you are living in a cave, if they ask ya where ya been that ya don’t know the answer to the question.

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    Planet Crunch said, 3 months ago

    Think of all of the money you would save living like that!! Not to mention the possiblr outbreak of deadly diseases in there.

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    okeedoekee said, 3 months ago

    And the yetty! Don’t forget the yetty!

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    Jerry Parker said, 3 months ago

    I thought the basement was where you throw extra stuff to never be seen outside again.

42. 

    4deerinmyyard said, 3 months ago

    Wicky FTW, so far.

    Um, y’all….
    http://www.ocfoundation.org/hoarding/

43. 

    John Sanford said, 3 months ago

    I won’t be caving in to that whimsy.

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    Richard said, 3 months ago

    I have my “man cave” where no one is allowed entry.