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   wyrm282 said, 3 months ago

   Ive heard of some bald men being called egg-heads but…

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   yyyguy said, 3 months ago

   if only humpty had listened! he looks like he might fall off the examination table.

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   yogfthagen said, 3 months ago

   Okay, Wiley, what did you do to yourself?

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   PrimoJames said, 3 months ago

   jajajaja funny one jajajajaja

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   BC13 said, 3 months ago

   jaja?

   Being an egg isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

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   steverino said, 3 months ago

   Humpty is very hard-boiled… on the wall, he went over easy… he was all broken up about it. Oh, what the shell.

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   DigitalFrog said, 3 months ago

   I think he went up on the wall as part of a bet, Humpty looks like the type that would shell out to the highest bidder…

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   SQUIDBREAKER said, 3 months ago

   Wiley is posting a egg-sympathy campaign with the Reynold’s unwrapped guy. I’m not falling for it.

   If he wants to climb a rock, he could just try to stand on his head.

   SWWOOOOOSH @ nighthawks!

   A.

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   bhob2 said, 3 months ago

   Just getting his annual chick-up.

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    bmonk said, 3 months ago

    At least we know Humpty is wearing a tie. In Alice Through the Looking Glass, she can’t decide if it’s a belt or a cravat. (Here)

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    grazer said, 3 months ago

    Humpty Dumpty is a wierd name….even for a guy egg.
    And is there even such a thing as male and female eggs??

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    aerwalt said, 3 months ago

    Humpty guest appears in Jasper Fforde’s ” The Big Over Easy”.

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    treered said, 3 months ago

    uh?, someone said something, i wasn’t listening…

    sorry, coffee hasn’t kicked in yet…..

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    Potrzebie said, 3 months ago

    The rhyme does not actually state that Humpty Dumpty is an egg.

    In its first full printed form in 1810, the rhyme is posed as a riddle and exploits for misdirection the fact that “humpty dumpty” was also eighteenth-century reduplicative slang for a short and clumsy person

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humpty_dumpty

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    michael moore said, 3 months ago

    Good thing he doesn’t need glasses.

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    Joe Allen Doty said, 3 months ago

    Male fowl do not lay eggs. But, an egg can produce either a male or female offspring.

    The “gender” of an unfertilized fowl egg is “female”since it only contains an ova, which is a female gamete.

    Oh, with the way some doctors do things, Humpty Dumpty be wearing only boxes or briefs while sitting on the adjustable examining table.

    The tables in the consultation rooms of the local VA Outpatient Clinic are not against the wall and face towards the center of the room and with the head end toward a corner.

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    okeedoekee said, 3 months ago

    So who turned him into an egg?

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    caddy.1957 said, 3 months ago

    I was short and clumbsy growing up but definitely not eggshaped….my favorite phrase was “gravtational overload”

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    OldHipster said, 3 months ago

    Hey! You don’t do what yer told, yer YELLAH!
    So don’t be so hard boiled about it
    Maybe a dozen or so of your friends will help ya.

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    johnnydoc5 said, 3 months ago

    okeedoekee said, about 3 hours ago

    So who turned him into an egg?
    The chicken of course!

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    Just plain Steve said, 3 months ago

    Falling off a wall might make him lose his sunny disposition!

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    yyyguy said, 3 months ago

    well it would crack me up! (someone had to say it.)

    A.

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    pouncingtiger said, 3 months ago

    Talking to Humpty Dumpty must be like talking to a brick wall.

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    Trebor39 said, 3 months ago

    Humpty’s an egg. A large cell surrounded by a hard and fragile structure, but still an egg.

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    madKanga said, 3 months ago

    Talk about jumping to conclusions!

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    MsFyste said, 3 months ago

    I’ve been calling my husband Humpty Dumpty since he broke his clavicle a couple of weeks ago and had to be put back together again. Too bad all the king’s horses and all the king’s men didn’t know about steel plates, screws and wires…they could have put Humpty back together again too.

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    CKO86 said, 3 months ago

    If we need proof that male-bashing is the second-most popular pastime in America, this cartoon is State’s Exhibit A.