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   rayannina said, 3 months ago

   Lawyers = kindling … sounds more like Heaven to me than Hell.

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   Margueritem said, 3 months ago

   There’s plenty of lawyers down there…

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   madKanga said, 3 months ago

   I always did like this one. (Another favorite is God on talk-back radio).

4. 

   yyyguy said, 3 months ago

   dude, watch that seventh step. it’s a doozy!

   A.

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   somebodyshort said, 3 months ago

   Lawyer jokes. Lawyers don’t think they’re funny and every one else thinks that’s the truth

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   HUMPHRIES said, 3 months ago

   sombodyshort, hmmmm - wonder why that is ?

7. 

   madKanga said, 3 months ago

   Easy - because lawyers have no sense of humor.

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   Leonardeuler said, 3 months ago

   Hey Margueritem, aren’t there any bankers down there ??

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   mamarose127 said, 3 months ago

   Sure there are. But they and the economist are on a different staircase.

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    Avolunteer said, 3 months ago

    Who says it is a lawyer? it could be an OSHA lackey. The people who have you put up rails so if someone falls into hot water they CAN’T GET OUT!

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    Lewreader said, 3 months ago

    Lawyers don’t go to Hell. They just put the rest of us there

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    Superfrog said, 3 months ago

    Yeah, sue Satan. That’ll make his day.

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    prasrinivara said, 3 months ago

    Is that a hajoteleslam/ayatullah behind the lawyer?

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    Josh 1360 said, 3 months ago

    Sue the Prince Of Evil? Not even on your wrost day!

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    lkirk said, 3 months ago

    The over 65 walk of health care.

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    jsprat said, 3 months ago

    If Satan is a hockey fan there will be box seating for Bettman.

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    BC13 said, 3 months ago

    It’s a lawyer alright. He should have been first in line.

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    SQUIDBREAKER said, 3 months ago

    Look’s like a tenth step would be better than 9. You could at least turn around.

    Turn around and find the fourth step
    Do not let your step get even more pep
    Cause when you turn and find your way
    to 33 steps you may wrongfully stray
    and as you climb to your destruction
    The fall is great - that’s my deduction
    I know deductions to the max
    Cause otherwise there’s too much TAX!

    There’s a railing accusation against ur government in there somewhere. There’s also a safety railing now.

    A.

19. 

    Nozzi said, 3 months ago

    I sued the Devil & the Devil won.
    I sued the Devil & the Devil won.

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    algurka said, 3 months ago

    The devil will always win–he’s been assembling his crack defense team for centuries! And, who do you think the judge or jury of his peers are?

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    thepeoplesmushroom said, 3 months ago

    Lawyer in hell? They as comfortable in hell as a politician on a lobbiest junket to St Tropez’. they are right at home.

22. 

    cleokaya said, 3 months ago

    this is one hell of a way to go.

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    TimeTraveler said, 3 months ago

    Well It wouldn’t be hell if you didn’t have somebody complaining about everything.

24. 

    Carmy said, 3 months ago

    The Devil’s playground.

25. 

    yyyguy said, 3 months ago

    hi carmy. how you doing?

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    grazer said, 3 months ago

    I’m gonna raise hell about the deplorable conditions when I get there.

27. 

    grapfhics said, 3 months ago

    or worse your mother in law

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    Doctor Toon said, 3 months ago

    Go ahead and sue, but the court system takes forever down there.

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    nighthawks said, 3 months ago

    if all dogs go to heaven , then
    all lawyers go to hell……

    oo, I’m going to hell for sweeping my generalizations!

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    brady100 said, 3 months ago

    this sounds like our safety man at work but he would be shutting down the job!!

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    ChukLitl said, 3 months ago

    Of course somebody’s begging for a lawsuit. Part of what makes it hell is everyone suing everyone over everything. What makes it hell for the lawyers is that you can’t take it with you, so none of them are getting paid,

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    Ji2m said, 3 months ago

    somebodyshort, actually some of the best lawyer jokes I’ve ever heard were told to me by lawyers…

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    JohnHerbison said, 3 months ago

    I am a criminal defense lawyer in Nashville. One day I was making a batch of chicken salad, and it occurred to me that the biggest difference between a lawyer and an onion is that no one cries while cutting up a lawyer.

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    DevXIII said, 3 months ago

    All lawyers go to Hell..

35. 

    johnnydoc5 said, 3 months ago

    Good one JH. Some lawyers can poke fun at themselves, doesn’t make me hate the profession any less, well, a little, I guess.

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    Trebor39 said, 3 months ago

    That could be a litigious American common man.

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    OldHipster said, 3 months ago

    Hey, I did not see Nixon down there, Maaaannnnnn!

    Or Clinton

    Oh that’s right, Clinton is still alive. Or what passes for living.

38. 

    Richard said, 3 months ago

    Only democrats in heck.

39. 

    benbrilling said, 3 months ago

    He might be better off with an asbestos suit.

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    keenanthelibrarian said, 3 months ago

    No one seems to be addressing the issue - no handrailings on steep stairs is still an OHS issue, in Hell (or Heck) or wherever!

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    Ji2m said, 3 months ago

    Dealing with Federal bureaucracies, e.g. OSHA - NOW THAT’s HELL!!!

42. 

    Burgundy2 said, 3 months ago

    Oldhipster - love your comments and your avatar…

43. 

    marvee said, 3 months ago

    Everybody hates lawyers until they need one.
    I’m glad we aren’t the ones who decide who goes where. We may all be surprised.

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    caddy.1957 said, 3 months ago

    @yyyguy the seventh step looks almost as bad as the one out my back door…which should never be taken when I’m half asleep