Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

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  1. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 4 months ago

    They are humans after all, Lars.

  2. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Better hurry Lars, they might belch again.

  3. madKanga

    madKanga said, 4 months ago

    Hey, a lot of the time we even disgust each other, let alone an intelligent alien

  4. CoolGuy2000

    CoolGuy2000 said, 4 months ago

    isnt it “tuned”?

  5. ozzimandius

    ozzimandius said, 4 months ago

    Well we are looking into the fate of some Toons……… so I’ld say that either would work……… infact since thisnt a radio I’ld say Tooned is likely even more corect smile

  6. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 4 months ago

    Ok.
    I don’t belch , fart or do anything disgusting.
    I bio-signal.

    Cool.

  7. Wenthral

    Wenthral said, 4 months ago

    better hurry Lars. Two humans a male and a female lost in an entirely new ecosystem? Disaster can’t be far away.

  8. Richard

    Richard said, 4 months ago

    Get those two esp. danae back to earth for at least several hundered years, then, leave the female behind.

  9. Bdaysuit

    Bdaysuit said, 4 months ago

    Hmmm, you mean those overgrown lizards don’t belch? Interesting.

  10. Ji2m

    Ji2m said, 4 months ago

    Wenthral, are you suggesting that they may eat of the fruit of the tree of knowledge?

  11. eddieal

    eddieal said, 4 months ago

    Tooned indeed.

  12. Joe Allen Doty

    Joe Allen Doty said, 4 months ago

    In the Garden of Eden, it was the “Tree of Knowledge of Good AND Evil.” It was not exactly a “Tree of Knowledge.”

    No one knows what kind of fruit was on that tree since there was only one of them. The 1st two human beings had a right to eat the fruit of the Tree of Life and that would have let them live forever as human beings. But, apparently, they chose to eat the forbidden fruit instead.

  13. GOMERPILE

    GOMERPILE said, 4 months ago

    I play free safety, so I don’t ask to receive. Sometimes, I end up receiving anyway.

  14. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 4 months ago

    @Joe Allen:

    There were two trees: one was the tree of life, and one was the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. The second tree was a fig tree, which is why Adam reached for the closest leaf he could find.

    The first tree, of which they could eat freely without harm, was Torah, but that way had to be guarded once mankind also had the knowledge of evil, and acted upon it.

    That’s why in the book of revelation it says ‘blessed are they who do his commandments that they may have the right to the tree of life..’. The access to the mysteries in the Torah are only given to those who truly love YH and keep his commandments.

    The nice guardian angels with the swords guarding the way to the tree of life’ know who to let through, apparently.

  15. Nozzi

    Nozzi said, 4 months ago

    So the mystery maybe solved.
    Dinosaurs didn’t become extinct, they just migrated to another planet.
    & we think they had a brain the size of a walnut?

  16. Wiley

    WileyGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    I guess you haven’t followed the story, Nozzi. Mars 3.5 is a twin planet in a synchronized orbit with Earth on the opposite side of the Sun. The difference is, they didn’t have an asteroid slam into them to wipe out the dinosaurs, so they continued on, where one of them evolved to a higher intelligence millions of years earlier than humans were able to on Earth, which is why they’re so much more advanced than us.

    Now you’re caught up.

  17. Wildmustang1262

    Wildmustang1262 said, 4 months ago

    Lars, the alien in that sauceship looks for Danae and Jeffery to be rescued. They have good belching sensors that leads Lars to find them.

  18. treered

    treered said, 4 months ago

    “tooned” (chuckle), now that Jeffrey and Danae have made their presence known, how long before someone tries to deport them as ecological hazard….

  19. Potrzebie

    Potrzebie said, 4 months ago

    Mr Wiley, sir. excuse me but weren’t the dinos wiped out by bad executive decisions according to the story of Ele?

  20. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 4 months ago

    The dinosours were flooded out. Look for land dinosaur skeletons downstream from the Colorado river at the bottom of the ocean, or really up high in the mountains just before the last currents over took them.

    I wonder why Noah didn’t have to take fish on the ark?.

  21. Trebor39

    Trebor39 said, 4 months ago

    It’s possible the surviving reptiles evolved and became birds. And have you ever seen a snapping turtle? They’re truly prehistoric.

  22. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 4 months ago

    Then what did the dove that brought the olive leaf evolve into?

    A useless trophy.

  23. Dracip

    Dracip said, 4 months ago

    Superfrog, I had a girlfriend that didn’t bio-signal either. But her cat did…a lot!

  24. grazer

    grazer said, 4 months ago

    I’m glad our planet was the one that got slammed by the astroid. Can’t imagine giving up my earthly belches in exchange for mere dinosaurs and UFOs.

  25. Dutchboy1

    Dutchboy1 said, 4 months ago

    Wow, those salsa, bean, and nacho cheese Doritos really do pack a punch. Lars better bring those two back home to earth before the dinosaurs on that planet go extinct also.

  26. lindz.coop

    lindz.coopGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    The big question for all the “young earth” folks is how Noah fit those dinosaurs on the Ark.

  27. madKanga

    madKanga said, 4 months ago

    He didn’t - thats why they are extinct ;-)

  28. caddy.1957

    caddy.1957 said, 4 months ago

    Now let the games begin!
    Sorry I’m late guys

  29. Chikuku

    ChikukuGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Since all snakes and serpents are strictly carnivorous, the fruit of the knowledge of (good and) evil must be Animal Flesh, only symbolically described as the fruit of a tree. Think about it.

  30. invisifan

    invisifanGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    @MurphyHerself (re: yesterday)

    I have to agree it’s sad. KF seems to have taken a RIAA style attitude to comics - fortunately they “only” represent roughly 1/3 of print strips …

    As for Prince Valiant, it has always been “Sundays only” - essentially a never-ending illustrated novel published one page per week. Sadly it is no longer widely distributed, and further, many online print archives don’t include Sunday strips in any event.

  31. Ji2m

    Ji2m said, 4 months ago

    Not all the dinosaurs went extinct. Many evolved into modern birds, including doves…

    On the Discovery Channel, I caught part of the “Wild Pacific” series. I learned that on an island near New Zealand, (I believe), there is a species of lizard-like reptiles that are essentially dinosaurs, albeit small ones.

    If one gets one’s head out of a text of dubious origin and authorship, they may just learn some FACTS…

  32. Richard

    Richard said, 4 months ago

    So did we evolve from monkeys or did monkeys evolve from us? before you answer check out the downtown.

  33. Ji2m

    Ji2m said, 4 months ago

    Neither, we’re apes…

  34. Sternvogel

    Sternvogel said, 4 months ago

    invisifan said, about 12 hours ago

    “many online print archives don’t include Sunday strips in any event.”

    I’ve discovered that some don’t feature clickable links on the calendar, but that you can get the Sunday strips by changing the url of the Saturday date from “18” to “19” or whatever, then hitting “enter”. For example, I just got this “Crankshaft” strip from last Sunday to come up by following that procedure:

    http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComick.mpl?date=20090719&name=Crankshaft

  35. Sternvogel

    Sternvogel said, 4 months ago

    Ji2m said, about 12 hours ago

    “On the Discovery Channel, I caught part of the “Wild Pacific” series. I learned that on an island near New Zealand, (I believe), there is a species of lizard-like reptiles that are essentially dinosaurs, albeit small ones.”

    They’re called tuataras, and wild ones live on islands that belong to New Zealand, but are not the major ones (North Island and South Island) where most of the country’s people live. However, there is now a breeding population in a North Island wildlife sanctuary:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuatara