Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

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  1. LordDogmore

    LordDogmoreGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Touche Obivous Man!
    A well placed hit!

  2. Dracip

    Dracip said, 4 months ago

    OBVIOUSMAN is my favorite celebrity……

  3. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Thank you Obviousman, I’m looking forward to your next press conference.

  4. halavana

    halavana said, 4 months ago

    Obviousman. My hero. sigh

  5. Kaytebb

    Kaytebb said, 4 months ago

    THANK YOU Obvious Man! My hero! Though you might have to repeat that a little louder for the so called celebrities to hear you over the roar of their own egos.

    My favorite example of this is the guy who was on a reality show about dog groomers (Groomer Has It), came in second and now appears on other Animal Planet shows as an “expert” and is credited as a “Celebrity Dog Groomer.” Not a groomer that grooms dogs of famous people, a groomer who thinks he himself is famous and it somehow honors the dogs to be groomed by him. Twitch… Twitch… the guy lost! And not only that he was a sore looser too! He walked off going, “It should have been me.”

    PLEASE SAVE US OBVIOUS MAN!!

  6. ejcapulet

    ejcapuletGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Reality TV is such and oxymoron!

  7. Ushindi

    UshindiGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    The San Francisco Chronicle used to be my favorite newspaper, but the reporting now is like TV news, entertainment passing as “reporting”, and “reporters” passing as reporters. Our brave new world.

  8. D-i-c-e-R

    D-i-c-e-R said, 4 months ago

    Those reporters are taking Obvious Man’s word for it without question. Real reporters do research and check facts. They create the story instead of having it fed to them.

    In this case, they should look at ‘Q Scores’ and do opinion polls to find out who rates A-list celebrity status. If a person is on the B-list or less, then they aren’t REAL celebrities.

    Note: Cartoons also have Q Scores called Cartoon Q.

  9. boozoothatswho

    boozoothatswho said, 4 months ago

    Reality TV is that bleeep Jay Leno saving money for the network at 10 pm.

    The reality of reality TV is that anything involving actors, writers and any intelligence is a better way to spend your time than Sanjaya. These networks have said they don’t want to spend any cash to buy your allegiance, so you get Flava and Brigit, and Simon Cowell, who will never reproduce if Charles Darwin wasn’t an idiot. The point of reality TV is that human beings are willing to be repulsive for cash. And people will watch this? Are we not men?

    Do people not understand that this shite is scripted like wrestling?

  10. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Now more than ever, it is an idiot box: produced by idiots, performed by idiots, advertized for by idiots and watched by idiots.

  11. Richard

    Richard said, 4 months ago

    A magnificent blow against the “drive-by-media”!

  12. olfart

    olfart said, 4 months ago

    I don’t understand most of these comments. I am probably happier not knowing what you are talking about.

  13. invisifan

    invisifanGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Actually you can get enough “Celebrities” to do just about anything for some combo of money & ego … it’s the “Reality” that isn’t real

    (Although personally I’m waiting for “Celebrity Wipeout”)

  14. green_engineer

    green_engineer said, 4 months ago

    HI!, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such programs…

  15. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Is PBS is broadcasting?

  16. wdgnas

    wdgnas said, 4 months ago

    to compare reality tv to wrestling is giving wrestling a bad name. granted they are both fake and scripted, but nobody takes a steel chair to the skull on a reality tv show. and most of the wrestlers are better actors.

  17. Bdaysuit

    Bdaysuit said, 4 months ago

    You may have a point there, wdgnas.

  18. DacotahKid

    DacotahKid said, 4 months ago

    Save me from ever watching a “Reality” or “celebrity” show of any kind!

  19. ZetaZeta

    ZetaZeta said, 4 months ago

    An exception can be made for Celebrity Deathmatch.

  20. plus4

    plus4 said, 4 months ago

    There are many very obvious things that people, for whatever reason, fail to see. None of us are exempt from that.

    As for TV: I got my coupon for the digital converter but never bothered to use it. My TV set is now only used as a monitor for videos/DVDs and games.

  21. the GhostPony

    the GhostPonyGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Reality is keeping the television turned off except for shuttlle missions on NASA and the occasional classic movie on TCM.

  22. kfaatz925

    kfaatz925 said, 4 months ago

    Cheers, Obviousman (two hits in one!) And thanks, Wiley.

  23. Lurah

    Lurah said, 4 months ago

    Yeah! Right on Wiley - thanks for telling it like it is!

  24. reocare

    reocare said, 4 months ago

    what is scary is that these shows have a following….

  25. George Cramer

    George Cramer said, 4 months ago

    YES! YES! YES!

  26. notinksanymore

    notinksanymore said, 4 months ago

    I think Annie Duke is a celebrity. She’s the only reason I ever watched the Apprentice. Of course, it was really bad and I will never watch again, but I still like Annie Duke.

  27. Ji2m

    Ji2m said, 4 months ago

    Reality shows are inane drivel… The only times I have watched any of that cr@p is when I was a guest at somebody’s home and felt it too rude to ask to watch something else. I either zone out, read something, or break out the ol’ crackberry and check e-mail, play a game, etc…

    I do like “Dirty Jobs” on the Discovery Channel. Though, I’m not sure it qualifies as reality TV.

  28. DigitalFrog

    DigitalFrogGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Wiley nailed it with this one. RIP Mr. Cronkite.

  29. Garrulous

    Garrulous said, 4 months ago

    A real reality show wouldn’t work.

    Tune in at 8 to watch people watching families watching TV. Each from their own separate room!
    Watch as they text each other trying to get snacks delivered.
    Watch as dust collects on their vapid expressions.
    Call the number on your screen to vote who you think will be the first to STAND and WALK to the bathroom and off the show forever!

    Remember to send us a recent photograph of yourself, your SSN, your mother’s maiden name and a $100 cashier’s check for made out to Garrulous to be entered into the drawing for a year of FREE. Enter as often as you like.

    Tune in tomorrow for an 8 hour marathon of ‘TV Addiction Intervention’.

  30. DevXIII

    DevXIII said, 4 months ago

    He ought to have mentioned that anyone calling themselves “fair & balanced” are lying through their teeth..

  31. Trebor39

    Trebor39 said, 4 months ago

    Couldn’t have been stated better, “Obvious Man,
    except by Walter Cronkite.

  32. grazer

    grazer said, 4 months ago

    Loving the comments, gang!….including this one….

    olfart said, ”I don’t understand most of these comments. I am probably happier not knowing what you are talking about.”

  33. Jim McGraw

    Jim McGrawGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    If it weren’t for cartoonists, how would we know what reality really is?

  34. Burgundy2

    Burgundy2 said, 4 months ago

    Wow! I am so relieved. When I go into work, so many people talk about reality shows. I was beginning to think I was weird in thinking they were inane drivel. I’m glad I’m not alone after all.

    Apparently, comic strip creators and readers are a cut above the rest (buffs nails).

  35. Nelly55

    Nelly55 said, 4 months ago

    never watched one second of reality TV and never will

    Science Channel is about it these days

  36. Reynard61

    Reynard61 said, 4 months ago

    boozoothatswho: “And people will watch this? Are we not men?”

    No! We are Devo…lving into drooling imbeciles!

  37. alife

    alife said, 4 months ago

    Dracip said, about 12 hours ago
    OBVIOUSMAN is my favorite celebrity……
    WEEE Pointing fingers so maybe is he a ”real”celebrity…
    I want him to continue!! My Head hurts! I’m trying to say something I’m thinking but I can’t get it out. Msaybe more coffee, ya that will do it?

  38. caddy.1957

    caddy.1957 said, 4 months ago

    I for one find many things entertaining on TV Science Channel for “How It’s Made” but as for other types of shows that are “so called’ reality such as Survivor Man…and all the rest of them I have one thing to say
    “I am not a celebrity,get me outta here”

  39. Richard

    Richard said, 4 months ago

    You want reality? check out Rocky and Bullwinkle.

    Caddy.1957 you are correct “how it’s made” beats all the inane drivel on the eye.

  40. shogun124

    shogun124 said, 4 months ago

    hey at least su rvivor man is by himself, unlike bear whats his face from man vs wild

  41. David

    DavidGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    While I like the entire cartoon the last frame is my favorite one….becuase its so true.

  42. amauriced

    amauriced said, 4 months ago

    RIP Walter. The great triumvirate is gone, and real journalism has long since left the building. I’m only sorry that he had to witness the devolution of his legacy into the farce that passes for news reporting today.

  43. ejcapulet

    ejcapuletGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    The only American TV I miss are the educational channels: History, Discover, HGTV, PBS… anything like that. Just thinking about “Mummy Autopsy” makes me homesick!

  44. madKanga

    madKanga said, 4 months ago

    We used to have two local papers - a morning broadsheet of reasonable quality and an evening tabloid. The evening tabloid closed, and the morning paper moved to tabloid size - and tabloid quality! No news and anything for a gimicky headline. The only part worth reading anymore is the comics.

  45. wolfhoundblues1

    wolfhoundblues1 said, 4 months ago

    I Micheal Jackson still dead??? That is what inquiring minds want to know

  46. Potrzebie

    Potrzebie said, 4 months ago

    He’s doing an Elvis. Expect to see him on those tabloids soon.

  47. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    In Ringworld, Larry Niven postulated a “luck gene”, but when the puppeteers tried to contact someone with the gene, they were too lucky to be found, so the person they eventually got was, in the end, not as lucky as they hoped.

    The celebrities on these “celebrity” reality TV shows are not real celebrities, because a real celebrity wouldn’t be on such shows…

  48. Khard12

    Khard12 said, 4 months ago

    Well said!