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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

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  1. wndrwrthg

    wndrwrthgGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Women have ever been the bane of men.

  2. D-i-c-e-R

    D-i-c-e-R said, 4 months ago

    Did the pilot say your were free to move about the cabin? NO! A crash landing with no seat belt on. That’s gotta hurt.

  3. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Lars, we have a problem.

  4. madKanga

    madKanga said, 4 months ago

    Happened to me once - at a critical point I said “just don’t touch anything, while I look for a document”
    But the computer said “press continue” - so he did, and wiped the whole hard disk.
    And he was


    • not female

    • not a child

    • and supposedly computer literate

    (and no, he is still alive, last I heard).

  5. grazer

    grazer said, 4 months ago

    Hmm, suddenly wondering if Danae was somehow involved in the forced landing of that damaged Southwest passenger jet yesterday.

  6. madKanga

    madKanga said, 4 months ago

    Sorry, everyone, didn’t mean to take up 6” of column space - how can I fix it?

  7. pbarnrob

    pbarnrob said, 4 months ago

    @mK; Just leave it! Back away, and don’t – DON’T – touch, especially that! Oh – too late! Har!

  8. madKanga

    madKanga said, 4 months ago

    @pbarnrob - OK, I walked into that one!

  9. Richard

    Richard said, 4 months ago

    wal-mart.

  10. ds133

    ds133Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    There are three lines I always fear when working with anything that is complex, delicate and has multiple switches and/or buttons.

    1) “Is it supposed to be doing that?”

    2) “I think this is the switch* I want.”
    *also induces fear with the word button.

    3) “Oops…”

  11. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 4 months ago

    Skulls and crossbones are not to be played with.

    And ‘Do not eat of the tree……’

    Fathers are so underestimated.

  12. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 4 months ago

    wicky’s and walmarts in the same square.

    oops.

  13. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    You just knew that was going to happen. Jeffrey should have handcuffed her before boarding.

  14. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    My wife always does the opposite of what I tell her. Only till now did I thing it was a trait unique to her.

  15. Nelly55

    Nelly55 said, 4 months ago

    Jeffery must have built it using PC technology. a MAC would’ve asked “are you sure you want to do that?”

    ducks

  16. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    @madKanga, when you said, “and no, he is still alive, last I heard,” you didn’t indicate how long it will be before he heals…

    “Nothing can be made foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.”

    or

    “Whenever something is made foolproof, they invent a better quality fool.”

  17. TimeTraveler

    TimeTravelerGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Of course, it was built using PC technology. If it was built using MAC technology, it would only come in white and cost twice as much

    ducks

  18. treered

    treered said, 4 months ago

    as soon as you say “no” someone will….

  19. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    I’m reminded of what the old sign says:

    Achtung, alles lookenpeepers:

    Das machine ist nicht fur gefingerpoken und mitten grabben. Das ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowen fusen und poppen corken mit spitzen sparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dumkopfen. Alles rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in der pockets, relax und vatch der blinkin lights!.

  20. Chikuku

    ChikukuGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Yay and hurrya, we finally made it to Mars 3.5, aka Dino-Earth! Thank you, Mr. Miller!

  21. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Yes if only she did vatch der blinkin lights or ask “what’s this button do?” before punching it.

    I could just hear Scotty’s voice saying now “I don’t know if she can be repaired” in that thick Scottish accent.

  22. yyyguy

    yyyguyGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    looks like she leaned against the switch accidentally. careless rather than curious.

  23. crunkbot

    crunkbot said, 4 months ago

    If it was built using MAC technology, it would only come in white and cost twice as much

    And it wouldn’t have crashed.

  24. Wildmustang1262

    Wildmustang1262 said, 4 months ago

    UH - OH! I think Danae aggravates on Jeffery about pushing the wrong button and they end up at crashing place. LOLs!

  25. kac_attack

    kac_attack said, 4 months ago

    I wish this strip would focus less on Danae and more on all the other characters. I am tiring of her.

  26. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    kac_attack,

    You’re one of the few. I think most of us couldn’t wait to continue this story after the 2 week drought.

  27. aggirlj

    aggirlj said, 4 months ago

    How could you possibly tire of Danae?

    She is my alter ego and explains my evil sense of humor.

    And it is true, MAC’s don’t crash hardly ever.

  28. MurphyHerself

    MurphyHerself said, 4 months ago

    Bmonk, gosh bleeep, I laughed so hard my husband had to pick me up off the floor. Reminds me of that Sid Cesar skit of him putting on a uniform. My grandmother listened so hard to it but couldn’t understand a word – not her dialect???? Thanks for the laugh.

  29. jamadison4

    jamadison4 said, 4 months ago

    .
    On MARS 3.5, the twin planet to Earth ; ,,,,, does there exist a twin Danae ??????????????

    The ALF’s ( Alien Life Forms ) can substitute their own “Danae 3.5”; for our beloved little Earthgirl. Will Jeffrey notice the old switcheroo ??????????

    Can Capt. Eddie defeat this FCW (Fiendishly Clever and Wiley) plot ?????????????????????

    Stay tuned for further developments,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    /

  30. alife

    alife said, 4 months ago

    alife 50.7.?? Wattever here, thanks MurphyHerself &
    bmonk Life is a mistake AND Planned
    We are ALL right AND wrong :D

  31. madKanga

    madKanga said, 4 months ago

    certainly Danae is more used to Macs (with her own unique logo on them), but the problem is not in the computer, it is the windows on them. See, even Jeffrey is looking in one!

  32. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Danae in stereo? Yikes. I’d pity Jeffrey should that turn out to be true.

  33. sm00t

    sm00t said, 4 months ago

    I like a challenge…preferably a ‘bane’ one…logic and reason will prevail…(sic) gender all inclusive…

    dont get me wrong…all in fun…lots of love…

  34. Kali48

    Kali48 said, 4 months ago

    “Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.” Rich Cook.

    Poor Danae.

  35. joe waskiewicz

    joe waskiewicz said, 4 months ago

    Poor Danae? I say leave her on Mars 3.5.

  36. marvee

    marveeGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    How will they know if they are on the twin planet or back home? They can’t but they can tell a good story anyway.