Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

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  1. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 4 months ago

    Jeffrey, don’t you remember that Danae isn’t interested in science or reasoning?!?

  2. Joe Minotaur

    Joe Minotaur said, 4 months ago

    Are we there yet?

  3. GrinsToYa

    GrinsToYa said, 4 months ago

    Gotta get to the point with girls.

  4. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    You should have “gone” before we left Earth.
    Now you have to hold it.

  5. ejcapulet

    ejcapuletGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Well, she said “how long” not “how”.

  6. D-i-c-e-R

    D-i-c-e-R said, 4 months ago

    I think I can hold it for 15 minutes, but I wore diapers like the real astronauts do just in case.

  7. madKanga

    madKanga said, 4 months ago

    Typical woman - they ask a question, you answer it accurately and truthfully, but if they do not like the answer, …
    How’s that for a sexist comment?

  8. Dracip

    Dracip said, 4 months ago

    Bet she’d be tough to sell a car to.

  9. Josh 1360

    Josh 1360 said, 4 months ago

    Danae: “How long will it take for us to get there, Jeffery?”

    Jeffery: “About 15 minutes.”

    Danae: “What, no nerdy science-like explaintions like how you always give me?”

    Jeffery: “I should know by now in this strip that you (like many others who minds are elsewhere) are not interested in science or reasoning, Danae. So there!”

    Doane: “Good point!”

  10. Mitstan

    Mitstan said, 4 months ago

    Love their faces in the last pane… :D

  11. Ji2m

    Ji2m said, 4 months ago

    We geeks like to talk about our whiz bang gizmos and gadgets…

  12. Richard

    Richard said, 4 months ago

    Exactly why she will have a nice career as a greeter at wal-mart.

  13. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 4 months ago

    The eternal time frame: ‘about a half an hour’ fits all.

  14. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Get to the pernt, Edit. Sorry, sometimes I think Jeffrey rambles like Edit Bunker.

  15. steverino

    steverino said, 4 months ago

    wicky: she would also be a perfect fit as “newscast personality”.

  16. Nozzi

    Nozzi said, 4 months ago

    I think Starbucks beat you to it Jeffrey.

  17. DigitalFrog

    DigitalFrogGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Wicky actually, she’d probably destined for management. Especially since she doesn’t understand tech. I had a manager once who would tell me: “I don’t want to know how you do it, I just want to be able to press one button and bim-zam-wow! out comes the report…..

  18. butthole09

    butthole09 said, 4 months ago

    some people seriously needs to speak more clearly.

  19. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    I personally can’t wait until they get to Mars.

  20. g6793

    g6793Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Yeah, I’m kinda wondering about that myself…especially since Capt. Eddie said he’d been there too.

  21. the GhostPony

    the GhostPonyGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Can we stop at McDonalds?!?

  22. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 4 months ago

    Only if it’s James McDonald’s.

  23. TheDoctortheoneonlyandbest

    TheDoctortheoneonlya... said, 4 months ago

    Saw that same conversation on Doctor Who!

  24. grazer

    grazer said, 4 months ago

    Don’t forget to fasten your seatbelts and grab a barf bag, kids.

  25. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Jeffrey is speaking neither English nor Quantum Physics. He’s speaking Handwavium!

  26. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    DigitalFrog said, about 3 hours ago

    “Wicky actually, she’d probably destined for management. Especially since she doesn’t understand tech. I had a manager once who would tell me: “I don’t want to know how you do it, I just want to be able to press one button and bim-zam-wow! out comes the report….”

    The other side of that was in Dilbert Sunday: “The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.” Sure makes the gathering and reporting easier!

    (http://dilbert.com/2009-07-12/)

  27. Burgundy2

    Burgundy2 said, 4 months ago

    I love the way she says thank you at the end…

  28. Potrzebie

    Potrzebie said, 4 months ago

    Is alt-earth going to be a mirror-mirror earth? Or is it ordinary basil’s home?

  29. aerwalt

    aerwaltGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Scientist: Learns more & more about less & less.
    Q.E.D. Knows everything about nothing.

    CEO: Learns less & less about mor & mor3.
    Q.E.D. Knows nothing about everything.

  30. jamadison4

    jamadison4 said, 4 months ago

    /
    Is Lar’s Mars somewhere over the rainbow ??????????

    .

  31. Kerovan

    Kerovan said, 4 months ago

    Actually most of my friends would have said “I understood everything up to ‘Well’.”

  32. treered

    treered said, 4 months ago

    if i were a “genius”, i could go back in time and see what jeffrey said about the storm drain a month ago……..

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  34. alife

    alife said, 4 months ago

    Died 7/14/1998 – Richard McDonald, American fast food pioneer
    (b. 1909)
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DickandMac_McDonald

  35. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 4 months ago

    If only it was that simple….

  36. Richard

    Richard said, 4 months ago

    Sadly, you are all probably correct, but she would have worked out quite well as a greeter.