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1. 

   michael moore said, 4 months ago

   Couldn’t leave well enough alone.

2. 

   pouncingtiger said, 4 months ago

   Be VERY CAREFUL what you wish for!

3. 

   Joe Minotaur said, 4 months ago

   Work in progress…

4. 

   CoolGuy2000 said, 4 months ago

   well, fun’s almost over

5. 

   Carmy said, 4 months ago

   Good one, hippo!

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   johnparadox said, 3 months ago

   brraapp

7. 

   Hugh B. Hayve said, 3 months ago

   I believe we have a winner, my younger brothers would be very impressed.

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   Richard said, 3 months ago

   A pox will soon descend upon us my brothers.

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   Avolunteer said, 3 months ago

   have a daughter who at the age of 5 could have beaten the hippo hands down, all on a glass of milk or water. Now That’s impressive! (her sibs were less impressed!)

10. 

    BC13 said, 3 months ago

    So mucha for paradise.

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    lippone said, 3 months ago

    But can the Hippo burp the alphabet?

12. 

    lippone said, 3 months ago

    But can the Hippo burp the alphabet?

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    CliffG.I.Woes said, 3 months ago

    It looks like a deer hunting camp in da U-P eh.

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    Lurah said, 3 months ago

    Wiley, God is a Woman, or have you forgotten??????

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    Trouter said, 3 months ago

    Lurah said, about 1 hour ago

    Wiley, God is a Woman, or have you forgotten?????? -

    … Maybe that’s why she made us get up out of the chair! Burrp!!!

16. 

    Bdaysuit said, 3 months ago

    Funny strip with a sad ending. lol

17. 

    plus4 said, 3 months ago

    Ahhh… so that’s what led to the end of the B.E. era!

    BTW, I knew a lady who frequently talked in her burps. OK, maybe “lady” is giving too much credit…

18. 

    steverino said, 3 months ago

    I have a problem with this whole “before women” concept: life is much more than TV, pizza, and beer.

    There are also buffalo wings…

19. 

    halavana said, 3 months ago

    Ok, a joke’s a joke, but how would Adam feel if he were the only guy without a woman?

20. 

    Charles Marshall said, 3 months ago

    Ok! So we all have problems would we really truly give up girls, women, ladies, for paradise? Do the math – we, (none) would be here …. U guessed it!

21. 

    Wildmustang1262 said, 3 months ago

    God still works on it to keep belchings become silent.

22. 

    cleokaya said, 3 months ago

    My wife is a petite woman who can out belch the best of them.

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    Jazzlily said, 3 months ago

    Lurah, If God were a woman, why would she create man first?! She would have created Woman first, then man with an apron on and a dish rag in his hand!

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    Dracip said, 3 months ago

    On behalf of childish men everywhere, I’d like to express our deep appreciation for the women who can rip off a good burp.
    We love you guys!

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    Allan "Lest we Forget" said, 3 months ago

    hmmmm … if you burp loud enough to reach the sky, I have a bit o’ respect for ya’ll

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    Richard said, 3 months ago

    Wiley knows God is not a woman, only feminazis think this.

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    Ji2m said, 3 months ago

    And the hippo’s score is…

    10, 10, 10, 10, & 9.5

    Oooh almost a perfect score Bob…
    Yeah Jim, the Lithuanian judge is a stickler for form… So close, so close…

    Well, up next is the flatus lighting finals…

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    vexatron1984 said, 3 months ago

    God could never be a woman. If that were the case it would be the men getting pregnant and dealing with all the fun stuff that comes with that!

29. 

    grazer said, 3 months ago

    If a man lets one rip in the forest and there was no woman to hear it, wouldn’t it be totally pointless??

30. 

    auutumn said, 3 months ago

    There is no such thing as God but if this fairy tale were the least bit true, it should have left well enough alone!

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    Joe Allen Doty said, 3 months ago

    The Holy Spirit of God, according the the Hebrew Text of the Old Testament is feminine in Gender. But, the Greek Text of the New Testament has the Holy Spirit’s gender as neuter making Spirit an “it.” But, male-oriented Christian theologians have the Holy Spirit as male.

    The people who often say their is no such thing as God are very religious about their atheism.

    In Genesis chapter ONE, when LORD God creates human beings, males (plural) and females (also plural) are created at the very same time. In that chapter, humans (adam - spelled the same way in the plural as in the singular in Hebrew) are created last.

    “Adam” is the Hebrew word for human and is not necessarily a proper name.

    But, in Genesis chapter 2, an adam (not gender specified) is created before the Garden of Eden, plants and animals are created.

    And, when LORD God says, It is not good for the adam to be alone, let us make a suitable helper for (it). The KJV has “help” as the translation of the Hebrew word “ezer” (a male helper) And it has “meet” as the translation of “neged” (suitable or comparable to.)

    The feminine form of “ezer” is ezeroth.” In modern Hebrew “neged” can mean copy as in an identical copy of something or electronically copied like with a Xerox machine.

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    Nelly55 said, 3 months ago

    oh good grief

    quit with all the religosity people. It’s a comic, and a very funny one!

    BTW, my step-daughter has the most profound belch I have every heard!

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    krondor2000 said, 3 months ago

    And sadly there are people who believed that the KJV is the original version of the Bible, Mr. Doty.

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    Burgundy2 said, 3 months ago

    Nelly55 you have a point. This is not a forum for religious debate - although I was quite interested in Mr. Doty’s linguistic take on Genesis. I like to keep an open mind. Unfortunately, I do not know what KJV stands for. Perhaps the knowing might change my point of view, since Krondor2000 takes a dim view of it apparently.

    Re: belching: When I was young, my brother had a buddy who could belch the whole alphabet and then back half way. All in one belch. I was disgusted back then, but now I look back at that time and chuckle.

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    Sternvogel said, 3 months ago

    KJV stands for King James Version. It was authorized by King James I of England in 1604. Because of its linguistic majesty, it’s considered the standard if the Bible is quoted in formal composition. You can read it here:

    http://www.fourmilab.ch/etexts/www/Bible/

    vexatron1984: There’s a joke that God is female, and created Adam first because he was the “rough draft”, while Eve was the improved “final form”.

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    IllanoyGal01 said, 3 months ago

    Morgen (pictured left) comes up with some awesome burps. Sometimes, he even makes my husband blush. Then Morgen just sits there and laughs.

    BTW, Burgundy, KJV is King James Version of the Bible.

    And everyone knows that G-d made Man first as a practice piece. Then, after noting all the bugs in that version, he created Woman.

    Hahahahahaha!!

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    Ji2m said, 3 months ago

    KJV = King James Version

    BTW, while I’m not in favor of turning this into a religious forum, given the subject of today’s strip and the comments that followed I guess some is to be expected…

    Further, since there is no way validate who exactly wrote the texts nor when they were written, I don’t put a whole lot of faith in any of it…

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    shogun124 said, 3 months ago

    for the flatulance flamimg competiion the winner would be mona from cest la vie, see yesterdays strip for the reason

39. 

    TapiocaHead said, 3 months ago

    Good Gawd! The Holy Rollies!

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    TapiocaHead said, 3 months ago

    Good Gawd! The Holy Rollies!

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    Ji2m said, 3 months ago

    @shogun124, I don’t think so, reading back through the story arc, I think they were covering up what she did with the microwave…

    Yes, I’m specifically leaving it obscure as to what she did with the microwave to pique my fellow readers’ curiosity… :D

42. 

    treered said, 3 months ago

    Pouncingtiger, best comment!

43. 

    treered said, 3 months ago

    re cest la vie, lol

44. 

    gcl2bo said, 3 months ago

    Hey how about God makes the other end burp and adds odor What a great Idea and then add matches. FOOOM!!!!