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  1. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 4 months ago

    A lot of women are that quick to judge even when not speed dating.

  2. yyyguy

    yyyguyGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    yeah, especially the ones that are drop dead gorgeous. You know, you say, “You’re gorgeous.” and they reply, “Drop Dead.”

  3. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Isn’t that a trick question? I think she’s looking for a dude who didn’t watch the U.S. Open.

  4. baslim_the_begger

    baslim_the_beggerGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    I think she wants someone not obsessed with golf. Clearly number one was.

  5. madKanga

    madKanga said, 4 months ago

    I’m with her - golf and cricket as spectator sports are like watching grass grow. Heck, it *is* watching grass grow!

  6. sanger11

    sanger11 said, 4 months ago

    Cricket is better than Golf, when you hit the ball a long way, someone else chases it!

  7. D-i-c-e-R

    D-i-c-e-R said, 4 months ago

    I thought she meant tennis, which wasn’t that funny. But, golf makes more sense. How many women are looking for a guy who reads comics?

  8. ejcapulet

    ejcapuletGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    I love a man who knows all the Pibgorn story arcs and how to pronounce Asok from Dilbert - does that count?

  9. green_engineer

    green_engineer said, 4 months ago

    Yeah I think she was talking about golf. I’d love a man to know all about tennis (and comics of course), but golf is entirely another matter!

  10. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    And here I though women didn’t like being football widows.

  11. dtut

    dtut said, 4 months ago

    The US Open (men’s golf) was three weeks ago. Ironic this cartoon should appear now – during the WOMEN’s US Open. A man admitting he watches this one start to finish may be sending a very different message.

  12. cdward

    cdward said, 4 months ago

    ejcapulet, if only I weren’t married…

  13. GrinsToYa

    GrinsToYa said, 4 months ago

    Weeded, plucked and neutered… or is that game,set and match?

  14. Brockie

    Brockie said, 4 months ago

    If you love this magnificent cartoon then puleeeeze write to your local paper and let them know…it does matter.

    A marvelous creation from a marvelously gifted man.

    (No I am not related to him…chuckle.)

  15. GuntotingLiberal

    GuntotingLiberal said, 4 months ago

    Having a guy read comics is no big deal. Frankly, I prefer it to a guy who plays Call of Duty… And yea, a guy who can watch any televised sport at all through hours of rain delays… gak.

    Ah-shook!

  16. Richard

    Richard said, 4 months ago

    This broad has got oodles of baggage, he has been passed over, maybe no so that other sap.

  17. DigitalFrog

    DigitalFrogGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    in ancient times, when men pounded sticks on the ground and yelled, they called it witchcraft. Today, they call it golf…

  18. yyyguy

    yyyguyGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    from The Real Official Rules of Golf.
    Never buy a putter until you see how far you can throw it.

  19. Lurah

    Lurah said, 4 months ago

    Anyone who watches golf has infinite patience…

  20. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    And they say Baseball is boring. Sorry, Golf get’s my nod as the boringest game on the face of the Earth to watch.

  21. michael moore

    michael moore said, 4 months ago

    Golfers have money. While he’s watching the Open, she can go shopping.

  22. benbrilling

    benbrillingGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    She’s my kind of gal!

  23. Dracip

    Dracip said, 4 months ago

    Wonder what the counterpart question for women would be?
    “Do you watch the view?”

  24. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    No, I think it would be Oprah. I can take soaps, but not Oprah or Donahue.

  25. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 4 months ago

    The US Open has been going on way too long.

    We need the US shut, Including our pocketbooks.

    Too many illegals, too many free handouts.

    A.

  26. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 4 months ago

    @ D-i-c-e-r:

    Not hard to find a guy who reads comics; it’s tough to find a guy who understands comics.

    She was talking borders, and she is interviewing politicians who have just stood by and watched, knowing full well what’s been going on.

    A.

  27. grazer

    grazer said, 4 months ago

    She’d save even more time interrogating guys who drank wine instead of beer just like she does.

  28. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 4 months ago

    @yyyyyyyyyyyyyyguy:

    The putter’s don’t get thrown - it’s the one iron that is first to go.

    ‘Only God can hit a one iron…..’
    -golf theology 101

  29. artybee

    artybee said, 4 months ago

    Soccer – or football, depending on which side of the pond you’re from – is absolutely the worst spectator sport. Everybody runs around like crazy but almost all the time nothing happens. The score can end up 1-1, if there’s any scoring at all. At least in golf, you know the ball eventually will end up in the cup. Rugby and cricket are just strange.

  30. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 4 months ago

    I’m not on either side of the pond - I’m on it.

    Pond hockey!

    i’d rather be on the cup than in the cup - lord Stanley’s that is.

  31. jamadison4

    jamadison4 said, 4 months ago

    /
    I thought that Speed Dating, was something like a “Quickie”,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    /

  32. vexatron1984

    vexatron1984 said, 4 months ago

    At least watching golf makes more sense then watching a bunch of guys play poker. I still don’t get how or why that got onto ESPN.

  33. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    I think we need a rating system for the worst sports to watch on television in terms of snores - 5 snores being the worst.

    Golf - 5 snores
    Soccer/Football - 4 ”
    Bowling - 4 ”
    Cricket - 3 ”
    Baseball - 2 ”

    Rugby may be strange - but it is a fun game to watch. Australian rules football is just downright brutal. Figure skating is right off the snore board.

  34. Dracip

    Dracip said, 4 months ago

    Figure skating sucks, but I think ice dancing is romantic…

  35. Nibelli

    Nibelli said, 4 months ago

    Ever tried to watch darts? Snoooore!

  36. Fred M

    Fred MGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    The US What now? Never heard of it.

    (Ok, I get from the comments above it’s some sort of golf related thing. This probably explains why I’ve never heard of it.)