Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

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  1. baslim_the_begger

    baslim_the_beggerGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Note to Dad: be quicker on the uptake.

  2. Basqueian

    Basqueian said, 4 months ago

    and off to the land of dinosaurs and totally cool kids with chameleon tongues.

  3. John Reiher, Jr

    John Reiher, Jr said, 4 months ago

    Except that they are all nerds…

  4. paul345

    paul345 said, 4 months ago

    Nerds are MUCH better company than a bunch of uncultured jocks…

  5. Josh 1360

    Josh 1360 said, 4 months ago

    Yes, besides who dosen’t like nerds?

  6. Teresa

    Teresa said, 4 months ago

    What’s going to happen when she meets Lars’s friend who’s like her? I sense explosions …

  7. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara said, 4 months ago

    Only 293,400,000 km (182,310,000 mi).

    (note, I rounded/truncated to nearest thousand)

  8. ds133

    ds133Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    I foresee chaos… and the word oops being uttered.

  9. Bill Case

    Bill Case said, 4 months ago

    Who sez they’re all nerds? Can’t judge a culture by one example.

  10. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    So even Lars couldn’t disuade her from going. I smell trouble

  11. okeedoekee

    okeedoekee said, 4 months ago

    All right. Now something is happening. Thanks Wiley.
    And deep down aren’t we all nerds?

  12. cabrobst

    cabrobst said, 4 months ago

    I was apparently born on the wrong side of the sun.

  13. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    I was a nerd in school. Then when I grew up science fiction and superheroes became cool. Yet somehow, I’m still a nerd.

  14. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 4 months ago

    A! to the A-team.
    (yesterday”s strip has a list of the A-team; Calgary Pras, I put you on it. We need a numbers guy. )

    *Light-minutes: the minute’s in life when our fat-intake is reduced. It varies from person to person. *

    Light -minutes for me? When I am studying Torah and getting oil for my lamp. .

  15. Leonardeuler

    Leonardeuler said, 4 months ago

    Prasrinivara: only 293 400 000km ?? So what ? Who cares ?

  16. Ji2m

    Ji2m said, 4 months ago

    Never stopped people before. Why stop now?

  17. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    I can sense that this will be an uplifting experience.

  18. Kerovan

    Kerovan said, 4 months ago

    She actually asked permiswsion? I’m impressed, and surprised. (FUNNY strip)

  19. Nick V

    Nick V said, 4 months ago

    Of course she asked permission. Would you leave the planet as a kid if your parents said no? Besides, Danae accepts authority - she just believes that if she can outsmart authority, it means that they acceded to her desires.

  20. vexatron1984

    vexatron1984 said, 4 months ago

    Nerds, geeks, goobers… they are the best people.

  21. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    I don’t remember Lars inviting her yesterday.

  22. brewwitch

    brewwitch said, 4 months ago

    ???

    Danae needs an invitation?

  23. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    baslim_the_begger said, about 10 hours ago

    “Note to Dad: be quicker on the uptake.”

    That was often Calvin’s Dad’s problem also…

  24. Potrzebie

    Potrzebie said, 4 months ago

    Yes, it’s a polish word used in MAD. I still think that Ordinary basil has visited this dino-world.

  25. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    brewwitch, I know she invited herself yesterday, but Lars didn’t seem to like that idea.

    Wiley, Is Lars the one that flew out of the drainpipe some time ago?

  26. jamadison4

    jamadison4 said, 4 months ago

    ,
    Lars has mind control over Jeffrey.

    I wonder why the ALF has no effect over Danea ??????

  27. Chikuku

    ChikukuGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    The distance is twice that between the Sun and Earth. Makes sense, since it’s on the other side of the Sun.

  28. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 4 months ago

    Basil means death. Just an interesting note.

  29. NicodemusLegend

    NicodemusLegend said, 4 months ago

    Agree with Chikuku. The Sun itself is 8 light-minutes away. An object exactly opposite the Earth in the same orbit would be twice as far away as the sun, therefore, 16 light-minutes. Wiley’s got this one right.

  30. grazer

    grazer said, 4 months ago

    Aye, team!

    ……………………………………….

    cabrobst said: ”I was apparently born on the wrong side of the sun.”

    Me too!—That explains alot doesn’t it??

  31. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 4 months ago

    Grazer - is that an ‘A’ or an “AYE?

    Just checking on your A-team status.

  32. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    ALF? That was a funny show.

  33. ChukLitl

    ChukLitlGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    It may be 16.3 light minutes as the neutrino flies, but going through the Sun isn’t advisable. I’d multiply that by ½π.

  34. alife

    alife said, 4 months ago

    I’m still Shvithing yiddish for sweating

  35. alife

    alife said, 4 months ago

    ^^ALF** ended

  36. Reynard61

    Reynard61 said, 4 months ago

    Via comedian Steven Wright: “So what’s the speed of dark?”

  37. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 4 months ago

    speed of dark: the time it takes to get from election day to the inauguration

    All politicians know it.

  38. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    I thought “Basil” was from the Greek for “king”, basileus

  39. treered

    treered said, 4 months ago

    dad has to pay more attention. when my daughter goes out, she has to fill out a five paragraph order….

  40. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    treered,* you got that right! I have 4 daughters and I need to know EVERYTHING (phone numbers a must) before they go out.

  41. Trebor39

    Trebor39 said, 4 months ago

    Yeah, my son when on one of those trips. They travelled faster than the speed of light, and he got back before he left.

  42. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    @Trebor,

    There once was a lady named Bright
    Who could travel faster than light.
    She went off one day,
    In a relative way,
    And returned on the preceding night.

    And then:

    There was a young fencer named Fisk,
    Whose movements were exceedingly brisk.
    So fast was his action,
    That Lorentz Contraction
    Diminished his sword to a disk.

  43. D-i-c-e-R

    D-i-c-e-R said, 4 months ago

    @Reynard61 The speed of dark is the same as the speed of light, just in the opposite direction.

    @ChukLitl If you can figure out how to travel at the speed of light, I’m sure going thru the sun or anything else is not a problem. So, Wiley is correct.

  44. TapiocaHead

    TapiocaHeadGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Always confusing the elderly …..

  45. daze62

    daze62 said, 4 months ago

    Average distance Sun to Earth: 8.317 light minutes. Assume a close approach to Sun of 1 light minute (approx 12 million miles) and synchronous orbit of Mars 3.5. Travel distance = 16.75 light minutes. Wiley leaves them about 6 million miles short of their destination. Not that far in astronomical terms…..

  46. madKanga

    madKanga said, 4 months ago

    Hey, its only 16+ light minutes away - might have to travel further to get there.