Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

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  1. LordDogmore

    LordDogmoreGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Lars is Godzilla?
    (The cool 1960’s version not the crappy one starring Mr. Sarah Jessica Parker)

  2. madKanga

    madKanga said, 5 months ago

    No, we are the dinosaurs. Time we grew up.

  3. Gweedo Murray

    Gweedo Murray said, 5 months ago

    ”Oh no, there goes Tokyo, go go Larszilla. Oo-oo-oo-oo-woo- ooo…”

  4. ejcapulet

    ejcapuletGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Does that mean he has nuclear breath, too?

  5. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara said, 5 months ago

    Same way (as per John Norman explanation) that Earth got much more advanced technologically (in weapons-area anyway, but not medicines) than Gor, Danae!

  6. marpag

    marpag said, 5 months ago

    Re: June 24. “Lucked out”? I would say the he “lucked in”.

  7. GuntotingLiberal

    GuntotingLiberal said, 5 months ago

    So what twin planet is mothra from?

  8. Nozzi

    Nozzi said, 5 months ago

    Maybe they should take over the earth too, (sigh).

  9. wiitennessee

    wiitennessee said, 5 months ago

    I say he’s Gamera!

  10. D-i-c-e-R

    D-i-c-e-R said, 5 months ago

    A more advance society of pacifists - do women rule Mars 4.0? Is Lars a female?

  11. pookid54

    pookid54Genius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Brilliant and funny, Wiley!!! Really funny!

  12. Wiley

    WileyGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    “do women rule Mars 4.0?”

    No… you see, Mars 4.0 is the lifeless planet we know. Mars 3.5 is the one we didn’t know about… until now!

  13. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Danae just went from being in awe and love to being crushed. So sad, when your lovely dreams are punctured by reality. Like when the Princess kisses the Prince and he turns into a frog. Or maybe Lars?

  14. yyyguy

    yyyguyGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    more like when the princess kisses the frog and he stays a frog and she gets a wart. (and, yes, i know that doesn’t happen. i’m just riffing on a stereotype.)

  15. Larry

    Larry said, 5 months ago

    naaaa ,,, he’s too young…son of godzilla

  16. Trebor39

    Trebor39 said, 5 months ago

    The Earth’s reptilian species might succeed us yet. Maybe they already have!

  17. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Why not? Paleontologists say that the early reptilian world was more the ancestors of modern mammals, then the dinosaurs (avian ancestors) took over, and then mammals again. Maybe it’s the reptile/avians’ turn again…

  18. johnnydoc5

    johnnydoc5 said, 5 months ago

    Gweedo, I like that song.

  19. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara said, 5 months ago

    No Dice-r, they’ve abolished gender and do cloning-decantation of replacements.

  20. jamadison4

    jamadison4 said, 5 months ago

    ’/
    Will the kids put a disguise on Lars ??????????

    Maybe, take Lars to the village dinah, for a hoot !!!!!!!!!!!

    How Evah, nothing gets by Capt. Eddie >>>>>>>>>>>

    .

  21. D-i-c-e-R

    D-i-c-e-R said, 5 months ago

    @prasrinivara Your assuming that they reached a state of perfection and see no need for further evolutionary change? Now, they’ve come to Earth to reinvigorate their DNA - sort of a Mars Needs Women (1967) plot.

  22. Burgundy2

    Burgundy2 said, 5 months ago

    I just love the line “I do get a strange urge to stomp on Tokyo”

  23. Kerovan

    Kerovan said, 5 months ago

    Returning to his roots.

  24. TAZFAN

    TAZFAN said, 4 months ago

    Hey Gweedo! You stole my comment!

    Gotta love Blue Oyster Cult!