Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

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  1. madKanga

    madKanga said, 5 months ago

    Oops!!

  2. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 5 months ago

    I heard of losing your head, but TWO heads!!!

  3. DigitalFrog

    DigitalFrogGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Confound it! That’s not how it’s supposed to work!

  4. grazer

    grazer said, 5 months ago

    So what’s the problem?—the conjoined twins can now live a normal life.

  5. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 5 months ago

    Quick! Exit stage left.

  6. Akenta

    Akenta said, 5 months ago

    At least he still has the manual.

  7. deanaoxo

    deanaoxo said, 5 months ago

    In my family, the owners manual was always the last resort!

  8. NebulousRikulau

    NebulousRikulauGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    A magician isn’t in trouble until he has to make a puddle of blood disappear.

  9. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    When all else fails, read the instructions

  10. Mitstan

    Mitstan said, 5 months ago

    Research, research, research…. Should have done his homework…

  11. comicsnoob

    comicsnoob said, 5 months ago

    I’ve heard of being head over heels, but this is ridiculous…..LOL

  12. TapiocaHead

    TapiocaHeadGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    The audience is in trouble ….

  13. Nick V

    Nick V said, 5 months ago

    To bad the magician has apparently Confunded himself… The poor guy in the other half of the box is NEVER going to get out…

  14. nomad2112

    nomad2112 said, 5 months ago

    Time to get out the “Sledge-O-Matic”.

  15. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    He won’t get ahead with 2 foot lockers.

  16. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Looks like a failure in the on-the-job training program.

  17. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 5 months ago

    In the beginning, YHWH created the heavens and the earth …… separation of spiritual and carnal finally complete!

    Nice job Confoundo!

    Make sure you keep reading!

    (you have to keep them separated…. Apologetix lyrics)

  18. crunkbot

    crunkbot said, 5 months ago

    Looks like a failure in the visual communication of a coherent internal narrative.

  19. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 5 months ago

    Absolutely true, crunkbot.

  20. pluggerbob

    pluggerbob said, 5 months ago

    Sometimes this happens to me!
    Bob The Magic Guy, www.bobfilenethemagicguy.com

  21. Ji2m

    Ji2m said, 5 months ago

    Call tech support!! Quick!!

  22. chromosome

    chromosomeGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    This will be my last post on the subject, but I’m trying to find out why so many comics are tagged : caveman, lasagna, tiger..

  23. jmworacle

    jmworacle said, 5 months ago

    The Obama stimulis plan at work……..

  24. treered

    treered said, 5 months ago

    shrub’s new job. happy to see he’s improved…

  25. D-i-c-e-R

    D-i-c-e-R said, 5 months ago

    Great strip, great posts. I even have to admire Tabby’s annoying persistence. You all rock.

    Offspring-Come out and play(keep them separated)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsMxiZznCOg

    One set of feet is real, the other fake. The girl in the box is turned around. She needs to read the manual, not the magician.

  26. teeterman

    teeterman said, 5 months ago

    Wait a minute….I CAN do this!!!!

  27. crunkbot

    crunkbot said, 5 months ago

    Joy:

    If I caused anyone (especially tabby) any amount of genuine distress, I sincerely apologize. I assumed the tongue-in-cheek intent of my comments was evident.

    I will remove all related editorial comments to avoid further unintentional results.

    A heartfelt Happy B-day to you.

  28. Burgundy2

    Burgundy2 said, 5 months ago

    I can see why the victim can’t dance - she has 2 left feet…and 2 right feet…

  29. Reynard61

    Reynard61 said, 5 months ago

    I wouldn’t worry too much. She’s his half-sister…

  30. Dracip

    Dracip said, 5 months ago

    I have no idea of what tabs are, what they accomplish, why they exist , why people bother with them, or why they are so stupid..

  31. AddADadaAdDad

    AddADadaAdDad said, 5 months ago

    I’ve been reading these comics here at this site for over three years. At first I read the tags thinking they were some sort of shortcut to finding the comics quicker. No dice, they were just, for the most part, stupid. To Chromosome & Dracip I say just ignore them, it’ll make your trip through toontown a lot more fun.

  32. johnnydoc5

    johnnydoc5 said, 5 months ago

    Quality, I LOVE it!

  33. somebodyshort

    somebodyshortGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    my ex did this to me, now I’m two short

  34. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Confoundo, the soon to be ex-magician should never have quit his day job - or maybe he needed the manual for that, too.

  35. peterkeenan

    peterkeenan said, 5 months ago

    This goes quite against nature - he’s reading the instructions!! (After he’s botched the job, of course).

  36. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    One of the things I liked about the new site design is that a persons tags are listed on their profile page.
    At least now if someone places a stupid tag, they show ownership of it on their profile page.

  37. chromosome

    chromosomeGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    I like tags because if I’m looking into other cartoons about a certain subject, I can find them more easily.

  38. slowlearner

    slowlearnerGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Even experts need to consult our Creator’s Manual (The Good Book) when life doesn’t work out as planned.