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   LordDogmore said, 5 months ago

   “I swear officer my husband came home form the office, slipped on the freshly waxed kitchen floor and BAM, fell right down the basement steps, and landed on that chainsaw I was repairing.”
   “Honest that’s EXACTLY how it happened.”

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   Superfrog said, 5 months ago

   No jury would ever convict her.

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   ejcapulet said, 5 months ago

   Maybe she’ll be kind and just bludgeon him with the vacuum now.

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   madKanga said, 5 months ago

   “I married you for better or for worse - but not for lunch!”

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   spok27 said, 5 months ago

   This is why there’s greeters in Wal-Mart…

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   bmonk said, 5 months ago

   I know a couple of retirees who had to go back to work after rearranging the kitchen cupboards “rationally”…

   And one who went back to building houses after the wife got to feeling better from her arthritis and started a quilting club; he was driven out by the constant chatter…

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   Carmy said, 5 months ago

   @ ejcapulet that’s just what I was thinking. ;)

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   sensrule92 said, 5 months ago

   “whatever you do all day…”?! Huh-oh, this is not going to end well, that is for sure.

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   durtclaw said, 5 months ago

   He should have kept his retirement secret and gone golfing every day.

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    treered said, 5 months ago

    there are certain things you do not say when someone has sharp or blunt objects in their grasp….

11. 

    Furienna said, 5 months ago

    That poor stupid man…

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    Wildmustang1262 said, 5 months ago

    That man who is happily retired just got home but he has to find part time job to earn more cents than his retirement pension that will not enough for his cost of living tho’.

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    chromosome said, 5 months ago

    I’ve got an idea. Check out Bozo http://www.gocomics.com/bozo/2009/06/16/

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    prasrinivara said, 5 months ago

    Right sensrule92: the result will be somewhere between a rancourous divorce (in her favour where she’ll get house, car, moneys,…and he gets diddly-squat) and his pushing-up weeds.

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    treered said, 5 months ago

    Furienna said, That poor stupid man…
    exactly, the next frame is her giving him a list, today polish silver, tomorrow fix leaky faucet in bath, next day……

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    johnnydoc5 said, 5 months ago

    durtclaw, that is brilliant!
    This strip today made me happy, great job Wiley!

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    Trebor39 said, 5 months ago

    That man is suicidal!

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    circuit7 said, 5 months ago

    As long as Starbucks has WiFi I will never retire.

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    eatteaphonenome said, 5 months ago

    And this is why men die before women…..

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    openminded said, 5 months ago

    30 MONTHS TO COUNT-DOWN- KILL ME NOW
    As much as I love my hubby- and we’ve got 37 years together,
    retirement will be crowded

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    kfaatz925 said, 5 months ago

    I agree with the folks who think a to-do list for him is in order. Good luck, openminded!

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    lesley.cluff said, 5 months ago

    Hey, this IS my husband!!! The one who now finally has the time to teach me after 42 years, to cook, wash dishes, clean thehouse, train my 12 year old perfectly behaved dog, and follow me around the kitchen, correcting every thing I do, like turning off the stove before I am finished, turning off the tap for me, before I’m finished. Rtirement has made him an expert in nutrition, cooking, gardening. Without ever openign a book! He just watches tv!

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    comicguy53 said, 5 months ago

    With no wife (and 7 months to the BIG EVENT) I’ll be micromanaging ME!