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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

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  1. Joe Minotaur

    Joe Minotaur said, 5 months ago

    My mom is still like that when I go to visit.

  2. rayannina

    rayannina said, 5 months ago

    Women - they just don’t have their priorities straight …

  3. Dutchboy1

    Dutchboy1 said, 5 months ago

    and she probably waited until the bottom of the ninth inning. :(

  4. ejcapulet

    ejcapuletGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Should have done it before the game started - duh.

  5. KingRat

    KingRat said, 5 months ago

    she couldn’t have him do it before the game because she was watching oprah.

  6. Bill Wa

    Bill Wa said, 5 months ago

    So when he takes out the trash he will be free to watch TV in peace, and wifey will be going byebye in the nice bright shiny truck.

  7. Bill Wa

    Bill Wa said, 5 months ago

    By the way, if your wife is like this, remind her like I reminded my wife. Duct Tape, it’s not just for packages anymore. And just because we don’t have kids doesn’t mean you can’t be a Mummy.

  8. Richard

    Richard said, 5 months ago

    Wifie? Gone with the dustman.

  9. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 5 months ago

    Wonder if those slippers are insulated.

  10. GuntotingLiberal

    GuntotingLiberal said, 5 months ago

    I got my husband a DVR so he could pause the hockey game on live tv for this reason, but sometimes I have to do this with his xbox 360 and COD4.

    It’s true what they say: the only difference between men and boys is the cost of the toys.

  11. Logicman

    Logicman said, 5 months ago

    NEVER pull by the cord – always grasp the plug and gently but firmly pull it out. Man, women know nothing about how to take care of electrical things! :o

  12. teeterman

    teeterman said, 5 months ago

    He just tell her that he only takes the trash out in even numbers, so he MUST wait for a 4th bag.

  13. grazer

    grazer said, 5 months ago

    ‘Pulling the plug’ could backfire if you end up in ICU, lady.

  14. fletchercarnaby

    fletchercarnaby said, 5 months ago

    sounds like my wife when I’m watchibg NASCAR with 3 laps to go

  15. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Yes dear, whatever you say dear. Right away dear.

  16. rj63

    rj63 said, 5 months ago

    there is a 4th bag there if you look closely

  17. jaiel

    jaiel said, 5 months ago

    Probably a Red Sox and Yankee games. Always Always clean before the game.

  18. George Cramer

    George Cramer said, 5 months ago

    Hey rj63, I had to go back to the cartoon! That was funny.

  19. alife

    alife said, 5 months ago

    Hey logicman My Mom Knew A LOT more about electronics than my Dad, could change a light bulb:000. My Mom couldn’t cook much though… Frozen dinners!! I Think your right RatKing she looks like she was watching Oprah before he watching/ed the game :D

  20. Wildmustang1262

    Wildmustang1262 said, 5 months ago

    The wife should threats to take the remote and turn the TV off instead of unplug the cord off until her hubby takes those trash bags and dump them in big trash bin.

  21. fredbuhl

    fredbuhl said, 5 months ago

    What’s the rush? There are no flies yet.

  22. benbrilling

    benbrillingGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    If his name was Andy and hers was Flo, she would be taking out the garbage herself like a good pet.

  23. kfaatz925

    kfaatz925 said, 5 months ago

    benbrilling - I was just wondering why she didn’t take it herself. Would definitely be faster. ;)

  24. Basqueian

    Basqueian said, 5 months ago

    They gotta have some buy in on household chores or soon you’re doing it all. I doubt he cooks, cleans the bathrooms or mops the floors.

  25. treered

    treered said, 5 months ago

    “that’s where you come in…” i forgot how floating across the ravine ended! what happened?!

  26. Norman

    NormanGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    rj63 said, about 23 hours ago

    there is a 4th bag there if you look closely

    Where is it? To the left of the TV???

  27. gossamer49

    gossamer49Genius_badge said, 5 months ago

    The wife is the 4th “bag”.

  28. TAZFAN

    TAZFAN said, 5 months ago

    In my house, I’d be the one sitting watching the baseball game!

    There are women who like sports!!

  29. KAWINKIDINK

    KAWINKIDINK said, 5 months ago

    in the dude’s view, a fourth bag has just been added (the wife)