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   DirtyDragon said, 6 months ago

   Originally catering to the ex-wives of deadbeat dads?

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   LordDogmore said, 6 months ago

   Is the Swine Flew right down the street from the favorite watering hole of Mothers-in-law: The Battleaxe & broomstick?

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   wiitennessee said, 6 months ago

   The castle Anthrax. It’s not a very good name…

4. 

   rollerposter said, 6 months ago

   when pigs fly….swine flu

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   berkleyb said, 6 months ago

   This is his second incarnation as a retailer. He owned a pet store a couple of years ago named Bird Flew.

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   DesultoryPhillipic said, 6 months ago

   Ok, lets keep this idiocy rolling. He bought it from an Oriental guy who originally named it Asian Flew. I hear he’s thinking about changing it to the H5N1.

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   Richard said, 6 months ago

   “the vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true”

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   DesultoryPhillipic said, 6 months ago

   Easy for you to say!

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   CliffG.I.Woes said, 6 months ago

   His first pub was called “Fly over the Koo-Koo’s Nest”.

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    DigitalFrog said, 6 months ago

    No! The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!

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    Radical-Knight said, 6 months ago

    Wicky and DF - Nice going, They broke the chalice from the palace and replaced it with a flagon with a dragon and the pellet with the poison is now in the flagon with the dragon rather than the vessel with the pestle.

    SHEESH!!!

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    Sternvogel said, 6 months ago

    For those of you wondering about the exchange wicky and DigitalFrog are having, see this page:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0049096/quotes

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    Jazzlily said, 6 months ago

    Love GoComics new format! Also love Danny Kay. Thanks for the memories.

14. 

    LameRandomName said, 6 months ago

    I see none of you kids remember the original: Ayds
    “Lose weight fast!”

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    vexatron1984 said, 6 months ago

    The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Doge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn’t. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke!

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    Wildmustang1262 said, 6 months ago

    Did we hear the sound of pigs; “OINK! OINK!? Ahhhh, we got the SWINE FLU!

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    pookid54 said, 6 months ago

    GREAT DANNY KAYE REFERENCE, GUYS!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!!!

18. 

    plus4 said, 6 months ago

    In real life, the owner of the Swine Flew Pub would probably be doing really good business, what with all the Swine Flu jokes going around.

19. 

    okvol said, 6 months ago

    He should steal an idea from Terry Pratchett, and call the bar “The Broken Drum”. Obviously, it can’t be beaten.

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    Kaytebb said, 6 months ago

    “ba dum bum…” very good Wiley. (groan)

    If you enjoyed that you will probably find these t-shirts funny, someone posted them on a news forum for a swine flew article. Personally #’s 1 & 4 are my favs.

    (If you don’t find this stuff funny don’t click on the link and don’t yell at me cause I didn’t think up these t-shirts and I warned you so…)

    http://www.printfection.com/SwineFlu

21. 

    Trebor39 said, 6 months ago

    I remember a pub named “The Dirty Bum”. It didn’t do much business either.

22. 

    sm00t said, 6 months ago

    danny is rolling…

23. 

    JanCinVV said, 6 months ago

    I laughed just as hard reading the dialogue from The Court Jester as I have watching Danny Kaye perform. Thanks for the laugh.

24. 

    Richard said, 6 months ago

    Try viewing “the inspector general” oh listen to danny do “Anitole of Paris” ….a gas.

25. 

    NeilPeace said, 6 months ago

    I cannot move around the Non Sequitur comic. How do I get to comics from say 2004?
    Neil Peace