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   pouncingtiger said, 6 months ago

   Now someone tells me!

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   cleokaya said, 6 months ago

   Well d@@n! I guess now I’m going to have to hike on up. My lawn needs someone else to mow it.

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   Dutchboy1 said, 6 months ago

   He also needs the secret to knowing which mountain to climb. I wonder which mountain that would be.

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   johnnydoc5 said, 6 months ago

   I might need to hike up there too Cleo, my lawn needs some grass in it.

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   ejcapulet said, 6 months ago

   Good enough for me!

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   jml58 said, 6 months ago

   The srcret of lawn care is

   “get someone else to do it.”

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   Joe Minotaur said, 6 months ago

   You mean I have to walk to another cave? Mown…

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   ds133 said, 6 months ago

   Is there a mountain cave with the secret to hair care?

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   AlFiero said, 6 months ago

   Been there, done that, done that, done that, done that…

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    TapiocaHead said, 6 months ago

    Guess this is why life is such a secret……. always barking up the wrong lawn.

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    ltownley2006 said, 6 months ago

    Feh! Secret to life, secret to lawn care…like there’s a difference?

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    Richard said, 6 months ago

    Most lawns, left to their own devices do quite well, so show me where the “good beerdrinking” guru is.

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    cleokaya said, 6 months ago

    johnnydoc swing by my place. You can take some of mine and I’ll never miss it. I have to mow my lawn twice a week. It is so thick that I can only utilize about 1/4 to 1/3 of my mower blade, yet it still stalls the blade and chokes the engine.

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    elbeck said, 6 months ago

    Secret of the lawn: Seed thickly, to prevent weeds from sprouting. Lawns will go dormant during a drought, and come back even after 30 days without water. Now where’s that beer?

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    Clavis Isley said, 6 months ago

    No secret to a good lawn. Just not allowed in Las Vegas.

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    Doctor Toon said, 6 months ago

    Which cave has the answers to the secrets of women?

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    grazer said, 6 months ago

    His lawn guru at last.

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    Wildmustang1262 said, 6 months ago

    That guru already had the grass like a door mat with the lawn mower and a bag of lawn seeds but he has no water sprinkler. DUH!

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    GuntotingLiberal said, 6 months ago

    Ooh, does he know the secret to keeping the urban squirrels the neighbors keep feeding peanuts from digging my poor 50 square feet of lawn into swiss cheese?

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    plus4 said, 6 months ago

    Secret to Lawn Care?
    Secret to Life?

    Does that mean they’re arranged alphabetically?

21. 

    DigitalFrog said, 6 months ago

    I want an Emo lawn…

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    ZetaZeta said, 6 months ago

    The grass is greener on the other mountain anyway.

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    Richard said, 6 months ago

    Hmmm, looks like astroturf.

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    Trebor39 said, 6 months ago

    So, I came to the right place!

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    the GhostPony said, 6 months ago

    1st secret to lawn care: stop dumping poisonous chemicals on it. Plant thickly, watch nature take its course.

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    SQUIDBREAKER said, 6 months ago

    no - the secret to ife is eating the lawn. its all about greens.