Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

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  1. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 6 months ago

    It’s tough taking a pop quiz by itself without two people looking over your shoulder.

  2. ejcapulet

    ejcapuletGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    Looks like Danae is going to be in the principal’s office again.

  3. Manhunter808

    Manhunter808 said, 6 months ago

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! I’ve gotta check back here later to see some female comments re. gmartin997’s LMAO

  4. Richard

    Richard said, 6 months ago

    gmartin997 is correct, we never cared about all that crud.

  5. mogelsberg

    mogelsberg said, 6 months ago

    yes, enhanced studying or enhanced interrogation is cheating and unethical. I get the point.

  6. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara said, 6 months ago

    More accurate euphemism would be “enhanced cramming”, Danae!

    Another euphemism for copying (pertained to assignments, rather than exams) that I learned in university was “road map”.

  7. Dry

    DryGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    Way back in high school four of us in the back of the room, put our desks real close together for a geometry test! Dumb to begin with! What were we thinking, our teacher wouldn’t notice? Guess where we ended up? LOL! Our parents WERE NOT HAPPY!

  8. MJNFPCartoonist

    MJNFPCartoonist said, 6 months ago

    Enhanced studying, hilarious material.

  9. ArthurAllen

    ArthurAllen said, 6 months ago

    This assumes that the person you’re copying from has the right answers.

  10. grazer

    grazer said, 6 months ago

    I learned that cheating rightly got me better grades than guessing wrongly.

  11. NicodemusLegend

    NicodemusLegend said, 6 months ago

    “I’m allergic to the wrath of teachers” wins for BEST LINE EVER.

  12. pookid54

    pookid54Genius_badge said, 6 months ago

    Although the “getting the answers right” deal was an Archie Bunker line, the last panel is too funny!

  13. jmworacle

    jmworacle said, 6 months ago

    What rath of teachers? These days they are more concerned about the rath of students. Their principal desn’t back them up. The school board hides under their desks for fear of litigation. Danae is smart enough to know this.

  14. salvage99201

    salvage99201 said, 6 months ago

    Does anyone else wish there was a compilation of Danae comics into book form? I so want one.

  15. Wildmustang1262

    Wildmustang1262 said, 6 months ago

    Cheating will make us learning nothing at the educational classrooms. :-/ tsk! I love to see the teacher yelling out of her mouth. LOLs!

  16. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    ArthurAllen says:

    “This assumes that the person you’re copying from has the right answers.”

    That’s part of the meta-test: making sure you cheat off the right person so as to get the right answers.

    Like the personnel director who had several qualified finalists for a job, so he decided to give them all a test and hire the one with the highest score. Two had the same score, with only one wrong answer. The guy who was not hired objected. The Personnel director replied, “True, you both had all correct answers except for one. However, where Mr. Smith answered, ‘I don’t know,’ you put down, ‘Neither do I.’”

  17. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara said, 6 months ago

    Thanks for the anecdote bmonk!

  18. Burgundy2

    Burgundy2 said, 6 months ago

    Oops - Bmonk - you’re getting me in trouble. I’m not supposed to LOL at work. It detracts from the illusion that I’m working!

  19. treered

    treered said, 6 months ago

    the ends justify the means

  20. Bill Wa

    Bill Wa said, 6 months ago

    Danae would do well in the Obama administration.

  21. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    Actually, I cribbed the story from Click and Clack/Car Talk, so it fits the theme of the strip doubly well. (Triply, since they got it from someone else…)

  22. peterkeenan

    peterkeenan said, 6 months ago

    ArthurAllen, you’re so right!! A lesson to be learned in the workforce, too - if you’re going to take the credit for someone else’s work, make sure it gets praised first, then tell everyone you did it.