Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 10, 2009
May 09, 2009
May 11, 2009
Transcript:
Alligator: Pardon me...got a moment to discuss your future? Man: Uh... My what? Alligator: You know... Future... As in making long range plans? Man: Oh, sure... Pizza and beer after 18 holes of golf. Alligator: Um... A longer range than that... Man: Hmm... After we play golf tomorrow, we're having burgers and beer! Rolf: With lots of bacon and cheese! Alligator: OK, if you take a seat here, I can help you map out a strategy for retirement... Man: Uh... Retirement from what? Man and Rolf: Woo hoo! Alligator: Sigh. It's not easy being an ambush predator around here. Snake: Tell me about it. B.E. Before Eve. The unrecorded pre-Biblical world, an all-guy paradise...
Apparently I need to point out that this series, “Before Eve” is a satire of MEN and MEN’S attitudes. The set up, which I thought was clear, is that this is the Garden of Eden before Eve arrived.
No cartoon is meant to be read literally.