Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

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fear-ciuil said, 7 months ago

Sam Waterston.
DirtyDragon said, 7 months ago

Tom Hanks.
Margueritem said, 7 months ago

Gregory Peck
attyush said, 7 months ago

Britney Spears?
Gweedo Murray said, 7 months ago

There’s a wiseguy in every crowd..
ejcapulet said, 7 months ago

Halley Berry. The woman has class.
grazer said, 7 months ago

Elvis whatshisname.
baslim_the_begger said, 7 months ago

Harrison Ford
Paul Newman
madKanga said, 7 months ago

Notice the generation they mostly come from?
fear-ciuil said, 7 months ago

Matt Damon.
Kate Winslet.
Tina Fey.
Ron Howard.
Jesse L. Martin.
S. Epatha Merkerson.
David Tennant.
Brian Stokes Mitchell.
Marin Mazzie.
TheInquisitor said, 7 months ago

Jesus Christ
Desultourist said, 7 months ago

Who?
dewrite1 said, 7 months ago

Lee Marvin
joestreet said, 7 months ago

Remember, Christ was a bad boy in his time.
joestreet said, 7 months ago

thank you fearciuil for balancing the generations
Autumn said, 7 months ago

Julia Roberts
limarick said, 7 months ago

Christopher Lloyd
Marty Feldman (RIP)
Northwoodser said, 7 months ago

The most prolific talent of movie stars is patting themselves on the back, or each other on the fanny, for merely doing what they are overpaid to do.
Nozzi said, 7 months ago

Kim Kardashian
Paris Hilton
The Late Anna Nicole Smith
Attyush?
GuntotingLiberal said, 7 months ago

Harrison Ford. He pilots his helicopter for search and rescues and he has been known to fix the cars of random strangers broken down on the side of the highway.

I can’t believe someone mentioned Halle Berry, after the whole ‘kiss my black ass’ hissy fit that wench threw on the set of x-men. Oh and her only talent is in hollywood skin flicks.
QuietGuy said, 7 months ago

Natalie Portman
mivins said, 7 months ago

Keb’ Mo.
The Be Good Tanyas.
Hem.
cbh310 said, 7 months ago

Don Cheadle
Denzel Washington
Idris Elba
Kerry Washington
Taraji P. Henderson
Megan Good
Mos Def
Tariq Trotter
Ahmir Thompson
Jill Scott
Patti LaBelle
Alicia Keys
Dave Matthews
All from this Generation…and that’s just off the top of my head…not everyone’s a tabloid celeb.
rookie26201 said, 7 months ago

Jeana Jamison. Talent. lol
willerniekid said, 7 months ago

Anne Hathaway
Kiera Knightley (sp?)
Jodi Foster
Stephen Hawkings
Johnny Depp
cruncher3 said, 7 months ago

Jack Black is famous for being TOTALLY AWSOME ! ! ! ! !
sabresoo said, 7 months ago

Paul Newman
Mother Theresa
Barack Obama
my aunt Ione
Carmy said, 7 months ago

Cary Grant, Ginger Rogers, Peter Lorre, Bela Lugosi, Bette Davis, Hope and Crosby, Martin and Lewis, Fred Astaire, Bogey and Bacall, Richard Harris, just to name a few.
Wildmustang1262 said, 7 months ago

I can’t name many celebrities’ names because they are wonderful talents anyway.
kfaatz925 said, 7 months ago

Vladimir Horowitz, Artur Schnabel, Andre Watts.
bmonk said, 7 months ago

Victor Borge?
Bender_Sastre said, 7 months ago

Emmy Rossum, Meg Ryan, …okay, I’m struggling on the obligatory third example to demonstrate a list, but you get the point, right?
lelengno said, 7 months ago

Does anyone else hear Lucy’s “Oh Dear…” in a Winnie the Pooh voice?
AKHenderson said, 7 months ago

If Danae thinks good behavior makes people invisible, she’s obviously never had to fill out a tax form.
attyush said, 7 months ago

@Gweedo:
You are invisible. Couldn’t see your comment.

@Nozzi:
Nice compilation. You don’t seem all that “invisible” yourself.
HangingInThere said, 7 months ago

Yoo hoo? If anyone really wants to know how to be invisible, go over to SOTU and tell a joke. I did today and and it worked!! It wasn’t a real good joke but it was about the Ten Commandments they were yakkin’ about. And, so far, as of 3:22 EDT, I am Invisible!! I can now add that to my other great talents, I am Indelicate,Indispensable, Indivisible, Indisputable (ad infinitum )but best of all,Cute!! (See my avatar!) LOL today!!

Happy April Fools Day!
alife said, 7 months ago

Guess Danae is a bit Eeyonian. She doesn’t like to see good. Michael J. Fox…??

LOVE the list folks!!!
cleokaya said, 7 months ago

Joy618, you are cute. I especially like your a**! LOL
durtclaw said, 7 months ago

Sean Connery
Agnes Morehead
Ben Johnson
HangingInThere said, 7 months ago

cleokaya you flatterer you!! ;-D
peterkeenan said, 7 months ago

Cate Blanchett?
lincolnhyde said, 7 months ago

William H. Macy
dtroutma said, 7 months ago

Paul Newman- Actor-race car driver-businessman-humanitarian.
Northwoodser said, 7 months ago

Mickey Mouse, The Road runner, etc.
gossamer49 said, 7 months ago

George Clooney Natasha Richardson Merle Oberon Rita Hayworth Mary Tyler Moore Carol Burnett
Dry said, 7 months ago

John Candy, Michael J. Fox, Jerry Lewis, Sam Waterston, Bob Hope, Charleton Heston, Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, Laurence Fishburn, Maureen O’Hara, Richard Attenborough (sp), Tom Selleck, Lucille Ball
the GhostPony said, 7 months ago

James Cagney
calvinandquestionmark said, 7 months ago

This cartoon seems like an overt attempt to reconstruct a Calvin and Hobbes strip using a female, albeit a dark, and not very likable female, and an anthropomorphic friend. Strips like this just make me miss Calvin and Hobbes even more. There;s something missing in this little girl’s soul and it is kind of creepy.
jbmlaw said, 7 months ago

Why would anyone equate “acting” and “talent?” Maybe Albert Pujols or John Smoltz, people who can do things other people cannot do. Maybe Tiger Woods. That’s about it.
DirtyDragon said, 7 months ago

Good job, commenters.. Now in fairness, Mr. Wiley has a point that if you went by what you heard on the “anything for a buck” media, Danae is vindicated. But just because a whole bunch of “boring” celebrities aren’t in all the tabloids, it’s not that they don’t exist.