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   wndrwrthg said, 8 months ago

   You have to check to see if you are mentioned.

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   Dutchboy1 said, 8 months ago

   See who’s on the Disabled List?

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   ejcapulet said, 8 months ago

   That puts a positive spin on mortality.

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   cleokaya said, 8 months ago

   With each dawn, a new game begins.

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   cdward said, 8 months ago

   My grandfather used to say his favorite activity at the nursing home was coming to breakfast to see who didn’t make it through the night.

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   coach128 said, 8 months ago

   the obits publish the “non-starting” lineup for each day.

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   olfart said, 8 months ago

   My father told me that he read the obits every morning to see if he had died, and the hospital report to see if he had any more children.(I had 7 siblings. he may have been nervous.)

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   Danny Holstein said, 8 months ago

   The “Standings”, that’s pretty clever – short for “Still Standings” obviously.

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   limarick said, 8 months ago

   Any day I don’t read my name in the obits is a good day indeed!

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    jmd4lsu said, 8 months ago

    Kind of like the “Transaction List” of who’s retired, injured, probable, questionable, etc.

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    grazer said, 8 months ago

    The game of life: Only those who lose it gain ground.

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    MamaTaney said, 8 months ago

    I had a friend call me worried one day, my name WAS in the obits!! Even the middle initial was correct. My youngest had just turned two .. I told her I guess we now know I can’t survive being a mom to two young boys! ;P

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    HangingInThere said, 8 months ago

    Two weeks ago was a friend from church, I wouldn’t have known what had happened to her if I hadn’t been checking them out everyday. So yep I read them. I check out the ages mostly, my little friend was 15 years younger!

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    Northwoodser said, 8 months ago

    The younger generation never understands elderly humor.

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    bmonk said, 8 months ago

    Benjamin Franklin said:

    “I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.”

    Sounds like these two.

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    pouncingtiger said, 8 months ago

    To each his own.

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    Wildmustang1262 said, 8 months ago

    ROFL! Hilariously funny! Birth, live, and death. Get it?

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    Caddy57 said, 8 months ago

    I’m at a curious age too young for Social Security..but old enough to drop dead..NOT FAIR!!!
    On the bright side I’m still on the “Top Side” so I guess I’ll finish my comics now