Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

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  1. baslim_the_begger

    baslim_the_beggerGenius_badge said, 9 months ago

    Ooooh good one!
    Danae is really evil…
    LOL

  2. Gweedo Murray

    Gweedo Murray said, 9 months ago

    That’s my girl.

  3. wittyvegan

    wittyvegan said, 9 months ago

    I wish :D

  4. Net1360

    Net1360 said, 9 months ago

    Teacher: “Okay class, who can tell us about Groundhog Day?

    Danae[Thinking]: “Ah…finally one I know!”

    Teacher:”Um…Danae?”

    Danae: “It’s the day we celebrate the invention of sausage!”

    Third Panel: [Danae smiles while other class memebers next to her
    groan in disgust, one of them vomits profusely off-panel!]

    At Home…

    Dad: “So what did you do in school
    today?”

    Danae: “Turned my entire class into vegans!”

  5. Susie Rasmussen

    Susie Rasmussen said, 9 months ago

    Net1360, yeah we know. We just finished reading the cartoon too. Wierd. You must be a news commentary, they always repeat everything the politician has said, like we were too stupid to understand it the first time around.

  6. rinzai

    rinzai said, 9 months ago

    Ground. Hog. Day.

    I’m dyin’.

  7. twright64

    twright64 said, 9 months ago

    Susie
    Too stupid to understand what the politician says? That ain’t stupidity!
    And even if you do understand what the news commentator says, you can’t believe it.

  8. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara said, 9 months ago

    One of the stupidest NS strips I’ve ever seen.

    Many Americans (NOT all of whom like meat, and of those who do, NOT all even touch pork with a barge-pole) already know that hamburger and sausages are made from ground meats by the time they’re Danae’s age–ergo, third and fourth panels are implausible!

  9. JonD17

    JonD17 said, 9 months ago

    OMG!!! so then by rights, today, the day after Super Bowl, should be Groundhog day. I bet a lot of people ate a lot of groundhog yesterday. I know I did!

  10. aerwalt

    aerwaltGenius_badge said, 9 months ago

    11 Also mentioned several times on “Pibgorn”

  11. shippingtroll

    shippingtroll said, 9 months ago

    See today’s “Betty”

  12. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 9 months ago

    I don’t know about you…but I’m getting hungry.

  13. MamaTaney

    MamaTaney said, 9 months ago

    prasrinivara says:

    One of the stupidest NS strips I’ve ever seen.

    Many Americans (NOT all of whom like meat, and of those who do, NOT all even touch pork with a barge-pole) already know that hamburger and sausages are made from ground meats by the time they’re Danae’s age–ergo, third and fourth panels are implausible!

    UMMM – Break it down, you’re thinking to much: Groundhog = Ground Hog. It is simply two words put together, and if you run with that, Danae has a truly accurate point!

  14. Northwoodser

    Northwoodser said, 9 months ago

    They taste best leaving the skin on with tire tracks.

  15. #1 redskins fan

    #1 redskins fan said, 9 months ago

    JoD17-re: your question regarding Republic vs Democracy on Doonesbury a couple days ago-sorry it took awhile to get back to you-go to www.wimp.com/thegovernment and view the “just wild” video. it will take @ 10 min of your time. If you can’t find it, let me know

  16. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara said, 9 months ago

    No Mama Taney, she doesn’t.

    They know hamburger is ground beef (or ground cow) and sausage is ground pork (ergo ground hog). The second half of her point (about sausage) may be accurate, but will be met with apathy by the students (the teacher will probably give her an F-, but that’s outside glister here).

    ;)

  17. auricle

    auricle said, 9 months ago

    Go ahead and read too much into it. I thought it was funny.

  18. Wildmustang1262

    Wildmustang1262 said, 9 months ago

    Danae could be wrong answer for Groundhog Day, eh! lols!
    I never like pork sausage but I love beef sausage. Yummy! :-P

  19. beadfairy

    beadfairy said, 9 months ago

    I’m still giggling over this. I joined so I could send it to some friends.

  20. grazer

    grazer said, 9 months ago

    I have always wondered why we call those things ‘hotDOGS’ when there’s (supposedly) no dog meat in them whatsoever.

    I think I know why we sometimes call them ‘frankfarters’ though.

  21. baslim_the_begger

    baslim_the_beggerGenius_badge said, 9 months ago

    Of course Danae will make her class sick with the joke. She has a talking horse (of course) who has a moose for a boyfriend, too!

    It’s a joke son!
    Cue to
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTwnwbG9YLE

  22. BobHume

    BobHume said, 9 months ago

    Susie. I think Net1360 meant to say: “Well, it’s Groundhog Day, again.”

  23. Radical-Knight

    Radical-KnightGenius_badge said, 9 months ago

    Who the dink really cares about the political correctness here. Danae’s revelation is simply hilarious.

  24. swolf48110

    swolf48110 said, 9 months ago

    Actually, ground-hog can be quite good if cooked right…so I’ve been told.

  25. grapfhics

    grapfhics said, 9 months ago

    Anyone remember the Bert & I bit about Sassage? Huh, Wiley?

  26. Anberlinian

    Anberlinian said, 9 months ago

    MamaTaney, NOW I get it! I thought she was just being sick (although in a funny way). Prasrinivara what crawled up your * and died!

  27. kfaatz925

    kfaatz925 said, 9 months ago

    Heh heh… nice one! (And Net1360, nice one to you too. ;) )

  28. JonD17

    JonD17 said, 9 months ago

    number one redskins fan says:

    JoD17-re: your question regarding Republic vs Democracy on Doonesbury a couple days ago-sorry it took awhile to get back to you-go to www.wimp.com/thegovernment and view the “just wild” video. it will take @ 10 min of your time. If you can’t find it, let me know.

    First, thank you very much for responding as it was a sincere question. But what I was looking for is what the concepts mean to you in your words, not a video.

  29. JonD17

    JonD17 said, 9 months ago

    Grazer, you are hilarious, and the best part sometimes your comments are the most intelligent and most relevant!

  30. wittyvegan

    wittyvegan said, 9 months ago

    @prasrinivara: Most people I know became vegetarian/vegan long after Danaes age. A lot of people don’t want to eat meat shortly after they have seen e.g. Earthlings. So I wouldn’t be to sure about the knowledge-part.

    And by the way: It is a joke.