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   wndrwrthg said, 10 months ago

   “To live is to suffer, to suffer is to live. Live with it”.

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   SaintRCat said, 10 months ago

   Because people love throwing good money away. That’s why the lottery exists!

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   iowaweav said, 10 months ago

   He certainly gave swingers a bad name.

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   ejcapulet said, 10 months ago

   Ooo! Ooo! I know this one! People are too obsessed with entertainment so Hollywood can’t put out garbage fast enough, and he still has a contract and recognizable name.

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   trenrut666 said, 10 months ago

   Kudos for making me laugh out loud!

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   Teresa said, 10 months ago

   Epic.

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   Doctor Toon said, 10 months ago

   You’re asking a wise man to explain the ludicrous?

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   plus4 said, 10 months ago

   Gurus can only handle the easy questions, like about the meaning of life and all that.

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   h2oman said, 10 months ago

   How do you get a guru off a stump ?

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    JonD17 said, 10 months ago

    h2oman says:

    How do you get a guru off a stump ?

    Push him?

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    Wildmustang1262 said, 10 months ago

    If I were in Guru’s shoes, I would said to the hiker, “Don’t you try to watch “Valkyrie” movie with Tom Cruise.”

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    smacky2 said, 10 months ago

    This is just a hacky redo of Wiley’s Tom Cruise comic with “no-duh man” a year or two ago. As a student of psychology, I think Wiley may be protesting a little too much and have deeper issues of repressed attraction to Mr.Cruise. Might want to see a therapist there, Wiley!

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    grazer said, 10 months ago

    And the Geru replies: “Life has no Cruise control.”

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    Macushlalondra said, 10 months ago

    As long as people will pay to see Tom Cruise movies there will be Tom Cruise movies. If the movies bomb his movie making career is over.

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    alife said, 10 months ago

    Thanks grazer “Life has no Cruise Control”

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    Kaytebb said, 10 months ago

    Thank you Grazer and Wiley! You totally made my day!

    I’ve been banging my head on the desk all weekend cause they came out w/ an article on how they’re already planning a sequel to Valkyrie. I haven’t seen the movie, so maybe I missed the explanation, but I see one glaring mistake in there…you know, besides Cruise. In mythology the Valkyrie were FEMALE warriors who inhabited Viking Heaven! Look it up on Wikipedia! Even Bugs Bunny got it right! So Tom Cruise is either playing a woman or a mistake, either way… (bang bang bang) Thank you, I feel better now…

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    Dracip said, 10 months ago

    Look, I don’t care if he’s in the closet or in a spaceship. He’s a lousy actor, where ever he is. He doesn’t have the face of an actor. I don’t think he internalizes the characters he plays. Look at the previews of the Nazi thing, not one of his facial expressions are believable. He is hired to ruin movies ‘cause women think he’s cute. Don’t get me goin’ about Leonardo DeCaprio…

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    attyush said, 10 months ago

    What about Leonardo DiCaprio? He is a good actor.

    (@Dracip: wink wink nod nod…your cue)

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    Dry said, 10 months ago

    I’ve got to sy, I’m sick ot Tom Cruise, can’t believe I ever liked him. But I did love the reamke of “War of the Worlds”!

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    wowfactor said, 10 months ago

    thank you, wiley! thank you, thank you, thank you, thank…!

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    Akenta said, 10 months ago

    Kaytebb, a sequel, really? I haven’t had any desire to see the Tom Cruise movie, but I do want to see the one on the history channel, since learning about Hitler is interesting to me. The commercials for the Cruise movie, just didn’t seem very believable.

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    Dracip said, 9 months ago

    DeCaprio’s face isn’t believable. It looks like he doesn’t internalize the character’s feelings and emotions when he acts. They seem two dimensional.