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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

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  1. wndrwrthg

    wndrwrthgGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    Only if they promise to take him away.

  2. dhubb

    dhubb said, 10 months ago

    If they want to take him away, then they can come right now, the sooner we get Bush out of office, the better.

  3. iowaweav

    iowaweav said, 10 months ago

    Big belly laugh here.

  4. ulpilotrmh

    ulpilotrmhGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    Moi

  5. HUMPHRIES

    HUMPHRIESGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    Taken’ him is OK but what about the possibility of them returning non-functioning articles.

  6. eksteen

    eksteenGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    January 16, 2009

  7. ANandy

    ANandy said, 10 months ago

    A good choice to be BO’s Homeland Security Secretary. Note the slime. They must be from Illinois or Minnesota.

  8. jack75287

    jack75287 said, 10 months ago

    wndrwrthg you worst then far left side. Please tell me you life isn’t about being a Misanthrope.

  9. LeonardWatson

    LeonardWatson said, 10 months ago

    AMEN!!

    Maybe these little guys are from the same planet Obama is from. I mean why else would they or anyone else want him?

    I wonder if Obama’s mass hypnosis tactics will work as well on their alien brains as it has on American brains.

  10. LameRandomName

    LameRandomName said, 10 months ago

    Yeah, come back next week so you can get YOUR bailout too.
    Unless you’re from a PRODUCTIVE planet, in which case you might want to run away.

  11. h2oman

    h2oman said, 10 months ago

    Good idea come back on the 20th and take them both, then clean up Illinois

  12. Anthony 2816

    Anthony 2816Genius_badge said, 10 months ago

    No hypnosis, Leonard. The most disastrous presidential administration in our country’s history is almost over.

  13. rower

    rowerGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    Appeared just before the inauguration, 2009.

  14. alife

    alife said, 10 months ago

    They’re coming to take me away,
    Haha, they’re coming to take me away,
    Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
    To the funny farm
    Where life is beautiful all the time
    And I’ll be happy to see
    Those nice young men
    In their clean white coats

    And they’re coming to take me AWAY,
    HA HAAAA

  15. 1N10

    1N10 said, 10 months ago

    Wow, I don’t know if this is a prayer meeting or a KKK rally!

    I see it as one of the booger and snot people wanting to lobby with the president, against the use of decongestants. Has anyone else seen that commercial, where Mr. and Mrs. Booger move in with all the kids only to be kicked out by a decongestant.

    I think it’s more to do with the home mortgage debacle.

  16. plus4

    plus4 said, 10 months ago

    I wonder if Wiley isn’t making a political statement, but just posing the question, “What if this happened right before the ‘Leader’ changed?”

    But while we’re on the subject: If Obama was as bad as Bush (and I hope Obama isn’t bad, for the sake of this country), I bet he doesn’t get badmouthed nearly as much by the media, simply because he’s a liberal Democrat.

  17. Macushlalondra

    MacushlalondraGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    GREAT reply LeonardWatson!

    Anthony 2816, you’re correct, but a worse one is about to follow!

  18. grazer

    grazer said, 10 months ago

    Pretty good one, all things considered, Wiley.

    …….

    If the sign read “Lead me to your taker” I’d send him to the IRS….or TBN.

  19. LeonardWatson

    LeonardWatson said, 10 months ago

    Anthony 2816,

    If you truly believe that the Bush adminstration is the most disastrous in our country’s history then either you are too young to remember the Clinton’s, you were asleep during the Clinton’s, or you are a victim or the liberal brainwashing this country has been experiencing for years.

    I am not a Bush fan or supporter by any stretch of the imagination but he is getting blamed for a whole lot of things that were/are not his fault. I am not saying he is the best administration either, he made his share of mistakes.

    Further, I am from the Chicago area, not the cesspool itself but close. I can tell you that from experience, Obama is not going to be a good or positive thing for this country. I have been subject to his ideas for years and I can tell you in no uncertain terms that left unrestrained, he could bring the downfall of this great country.

    Trust me when I tell you that he used some kind of hypnosis or mind control to win, because anyone who took an honest look at his record and policies would see that he is and always has been clearly against the principles this country was founded upon.

  20. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    If they want to be taken to a leader, they will have to come back next week, we don’t have one at the moment.

  21. Northwoodser

    Northwoodser said, 10 months ago

    It’s ironic that a comic strip can bring out so much hatred by people calling themselves “American”

  22. 1N10

    1N10 said, 10 months ago

    Change the direction of the conversation on Non Sequitur.

    Take two!!

    Action!!!

    So, no one’s going to bite at the booger and snot people.

    Okay, try this one:
    What you’ve got in today’s illustration is an upside down, cosmic diaphragm, filled with alien seamen. The aliens think that Hillary Clinton or Sarah Palin have won the election. They’re just trying to score.

    The man at the bottom of the seamen ramp is in a bad marriage, his wife is a way staying at her mother’s and will be back next week.

    When the aliens return he is going to tell them forget Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin. Take my wife instead, take my wife, please take my wife. No, really, you can keep her.

    Q. audience applause and laughter.

    Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you.

  23. AKHenderson

    AKHenderson said, 10 months ago

    TARP says our leader is Henry Paulson. I’m not sure that his successor will be approved by next week.

  24. durtclaw

    durtclaw said, 10 months ago

    Names change but politicians are all the same.

  25. cartwrights

    cartwrightsGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    Four more days. Good Lord, I can’t wait.

  26. danielsangeo

    danielsangeo said, 10 months ago

    I love the “Obama must have hypnotized everyone!” people. They can’t believe that there are a great many (dare I say a “majority”) people out there that like Obama because he’s an adult? That the majority believe that Obama can help put us on the road to healing the nation both domestically and abroad?

    Nah, it can’t be that they love America so much that they hate to see it sullied by a childish bully. It must be hypnosis.

    I’m going to be laughing all weekend at that one. :-)

  27. seed_drill

    seed_drill said, 10 months ago

    While I get (and agree) with the gag, Wiley makes another point (whether deliberately or not) I recently saw raised which is that the period of time between the election and inauguration is too long. Both because it is a period of vulnerablity and because it allows the exiting President too much time to do things that would otherwise be too politically controversial (Pardons and last second executive regs.)

  28. Richard Bowker

    Richard BowkerGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    In less than a week, we’ll have a president who can address the nation in complete and cogent sentences.

    If stupidity in high office was an indictable offense, Bush could be put away for life.

  29. danielsangeo

    danielsangeo said, 10 months ago

    And, in two weeks, if all the problems aren’t solved in America, you’re going to start hearing people blaming Obama for everything.

    Part of the “Blame Democrats First” mentality, I guess…

  30. Wildmustang1262

    Wildmustang1262 said, 10 months ago

    That “ALIEN” slimes do not exist! Not welcome them on our planet!

  31. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    jack75287 says:

    wndrwrthg you worst then far left side. Please tell me you life isn’t about being a Misanthrope.

    WW is far from being a misanthrope. He’s quite a funny guy. Your politics and his do not agree, so be it.

  32. westiewest Great-grandma

    westiewest Great-gra... said, 10 months ago

    LeonardWatson: Thank you for saying succintly how I feel and for telling the truth about the situation.

  33. pschearer

    pschearerGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    It causes me almost physical pain to say anything that sounds like a defense of GB the Second, but I have to add to LeonardWatson’s response to Anthony2816 about the worst U.S. presidency.

    Don’t you remember impotent Jimmy (“Lust in my Heart”) Carter, sneaky Richard (“I am not a Crook”) Nixon, power-lusting Lyndon (“Mah Fellow Uhmuhricans”) Johnson?

    Then add my personal favorite historical villains: FDR, Woodrow Wilson, and Andrew Jackson for finding ever more destructive attacks on the American founding concept of a constitutionally limited government dedicated to the defense of individual rights.

    Of course, I don’t expect the Lefties here to agree. As for the Righties, don’t be too quick to think I’m one of you either. And as for the Center…feh!

  34. wndrwrthg

    wndrwrthgGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    Margueritem, thank you for coming to my defense, it is greatly appreciated, but my hide is thick (some say like my head) enough to shed these slings and arrows that others may cast at me. To jack75287, you may rest assured that I do not hate humankind, only those who would deny the essential rights and freedoms to others that they would claim for themselves. I truly believe that the current administration of this country is of just this sort. My rage and enmity are without bounds when it comes to (what I feel) are the deliberate attempts at the destruction of the very basis for which this country was founded. I encourage everyone to read the Preamble to the Constitution, and learn it by heart, for it clearly states what this nation is about. Without those governing words of our creators, all our laws, all of our beliefs, all that we would do, crumble into nothingness and we become greedy, craven caricatures of ourselves. Rights and freedoms denied to one are denied to all and those who would do so are the enemies of all. Please excuse the length of my comment, but this is something I feel passionate about.

  35. danielsangeo

    danielsangeo said, 10 months ago

    “Rights and freedoms denied to one are denied to all and those who would do so are the enimies af all.”

    Welcome to the Democratic Party, wndrwrthg!

  36. kellykid

    kellykid said, 10 months ago

    Richard Bowker said:

    “In less than a week, we’ll have a president who can address the nation in complete and cogent sentences.”

    ONLY with the help of a teleprompter!

  37. keabu1

    keabu1 said, 10 months ago

    Anyone making a left or right leaning comment has to expect a response. People, and the politicians for that matter, are not open minded enough to see the common ground or what’s good for everyone.

    I lean right but I base that on actually considering and contemplating on how I feel about all the major issues. I do lean left on some issues, but overall…rightie. I’d bet a good majority of the people go by what their parents were, their buddy is, or whatever. I’d bet again that people don’t actually assess the issues.

  38. The Knight Who Says EKKE Ekke ekke p!tang zoo boing (unintelligible muttering)

    The Knight Who Says ... said, 10 months ago

    Can’t wait till Bush is a former president. Maybe I’ll finally get to meet him.

  39. Ron

    RonGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    Yeah. Then the sign can say, “Take me to your God.”

  40. patch101

    patch101 said, 10 months ago

    It’s a shame that this columnist has to bring politics into the comic page. In 6 mos, they’ll all be condeming BO just as they are W.

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  42. gordymul

    gordymulGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    LOVE IT!!!!!!

  43. jay1jay2jay3jay4

    jay1jay2jay3jay4 said, 10 months ago

    HAHA and kudos to the wise wit who posted the comment re: If they said, “Lead me to your taker,” then take them to the IRS ;)