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   Hugh B. Hayve said, 6 months ago

   Why wait for the revolution to put them up against the wall?

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   ejcapulet said, 6 months ago

   That’s logical - in a creepy, icky sort of way.

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   jack75287 said, 6 months ago

   No just the lawyers. Slowly over an open pit fire. Just enough Alovera lotion to keep them alive for a while longer.

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   Hugh B. Hayve said, 6 months ago

   He must work for that firm Dewey, Dickum and Howe

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   doctortoon said, 6 months ago

   Not all lawyers are bad, just the ones that are breathing.

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   grazer said, 6 months ago

   I’m told “lawyer” is Latin for “liar”.

   Good one, Wiley.

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   douglasdao said, 6 months ago

   The abbreviation for hypocrisy is G.O.P.

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   wndrwrthg said, 6 months ago

   Lawyers are loathsome parasitic scum…

   until you need them.

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   m_ortal said, 6 months ago

   Not all lawyers are bad. It’s just that 99% of them give the rest a bad reputation.

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    Char32 said, 6 months ago

    That’s a real chuckle m_ortal, good one!!

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    Wiley said, 6 months ago

    Well, all you lawyer haters are in luck! The 2009 Non Sequitur Wall Calendar is all hand-colored cartoons hitting on the legal profession. Here’s a link to the 2009 NON SEQUITUR LEGALLY CORRECT wall calendar:

    http://www.amazon.com/Sequitur-Legally-Correct-2009-Calendar/dp/B001HWZ8Z2

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    Iphelia said, 6 months ago

    Ever been at a party with a bunch of lawyers? OMG! It’s one jerk trying to outjerk the other one.

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    Logicman said, 6 months ago

    Yeah yeah, poke fun all you want, but when the Police knock on the door, who do you phone? A cartoonist?
    And remember there are far more CLIENTS (aka the people who like lawyer jokes) filing silly lawsuits than LAWYERS – and for every lawyer who files one of those stupid suits, there are at least a dozen who’ve said ‘no way’ before, but none of that is funny …
    So poke fun all you want, people will continue to do stupid things, and that, my friends, is just another way to say ‘lawyer job security’ …. :)

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    pfflyer said, 6 months ago

    First, I’m not a lawyer. The most often quoted Shakespeare line is the one about, “First thing we do is kill all the lawyers”. What almost no one knows is that the speaker of that line, a character called Dick the Butcher, is discussing with his friend Jack Cade about overthrowing the king and installing a tyranny where everyone would “worship me their lord”. It was “The Law” that stood between the people and the absolute power of big govt. and the lawyers who upheld that law. Just like today.

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    Wiley said, 6 months ago

    “…people will continue to do stupid things, and that, my friends, is just another way to say ‘lawyer job security’… ”

    Exactly, Logicman. Nail on the proverbial head.
    It also lends endless fodder for satire.

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    auricle said, 6 months ago

    There’s a special ring in Hell for the lawyers who help undeserving people get rich from suing people, and for those lawyers who appear to be getting justice for victims while making themselves rich.

    I know some lawyers that I respect, but it’s an accurate statement that 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad reputation.