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   Margueritem said, 10 months ago

   Good one.

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   attyush said, 10 months ago

   What was I about to write?

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   Joe Minotaur said, 10 months ago

   My mother took out her hearing aid, insisting she didn’t need one. I “mouthed” at her until she put it back in.

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   JonD17 said, 10 months ago

   That’s pure evil Joe, LOL

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   FLF said, 10 months ago

   First thought was mad cow.
   Second was Denny Crane.
   Third was Boston Legal.
   Then I laughed. I think.

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   grazer said, 10 months ago

   I take a few daily supplements for this and that but have no way of knowing if they do a bit of good or not.

   I can feel them working on my budget though.

   Undecided.

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   Wildmustang1262 said, 10 months ago

   I had seen those senior citizens shopping at the grocery stores. They only put very few things in the big cart before they check out.

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   Wildmustang1262 said, 10 months ago

   Joe_Minotaur says: My mother took out her hearing aid, insisting she didn’t need one. I “mouthed” at her until she put it back in.
   LOLs! Next time, you better use a megaphone to yell at her louder!
   :-)

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   OryxConLara said, 10 months ago

   Uh, what was I going to put here?

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    aerwalt said, 10 months ago

    I heard of a cure for Alzheimers, but I don’t remember what it is.

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    alife said, 10 months ago

    http://www.instantrimshot.com/
    On hearing aids Beethoven was deaf.
    If I was I would turn if off. Not a male, can’t tune out my brothers they way they tune ME out:D

12. 

    cleokaya said, 10 months ago

    My dad used to take Ginkgo Biloba to improve his memory. I LOL when I overheard him telling a friend that he took these tablets to improve his memory. His friend asked what it was called and my dad replied, “I can’t remember.”

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    Margueritem said, 10 months ago

    cleokaya says:

    My dad used to take Ginkgo Biloba to improve his memory. I LOL when I overheard him telling a friend that he took these tablets to improve his memory. His friend asked what it was called and my dad replied, “I can’t remember.”

    I love it, and I can relate. ;-)

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    DigitalFrog said, 10 months ago

    And here I thought Ginkgo Biloba was one of the early explorers….

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    ralphman said, 10 months ago

    Earl is smarter than he acts. I do it myself to save money.

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    JonD17 said, 10 months ago

    DigitalFrog says:

    And here I thought Ginkgo Biloba was one of the early explorers….
    No, that was his brother, Rocky…. nooo, that’s not right, uhhmm,brb, going to take some more selenium…….

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    Reynard61 said, 10 months ago

    Top Ten ways to tell if your HMO is cutting corners:

    
    

    1. They try to convince you that “Dentine” gum is now the accepted substitute for visits to the dentist.

    
    

    2. The Surgeon who’s scheduled to do your tonsilectomy wears a hockey mask and calls himself “Dr. Jason Voorhies”.

    
    

    3. The hospital gown that you’ve been asked to put on has a picture of a lobster and “Barnacle Bill’s Seaside Cuisine” emblazoned across the front.

    
    

    4. Swiss Army Knives, Ratchet Sets and Voodoo Dolls are among the items that your policy will pay for.

    
    

    5. This month’s special is “Half co-payment on Lobotomies!”

    
    

    6. Your new eyeglass lenses have a “Ziebart” sticker in the lower left-hand corner.

    
    

    7. You have a taxi fare-meter at the foot of your hospital bed.

    
    

    8. They try to convince you that “Tic Tacs”, “Good ‘n’ Plenty” and “Pez” have just as much medicinal value as “Prozac”, “Biaxin” and “Viagra”.

    
    

    9. You get to choose the caliber of your painkiller before they start your surgery.

    
    

    And the Number 1 way to tell if your HMO is cutting corners:

    Instead of saying “Please have your Insurance paperwork ready”, the sign above the admissions desk says “Abandon all hope ye who enter here.”