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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

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  1. wndrwrthg

    wndrwrthgGenius_badge said, 11 months ago

    More pig snouts and bovine byproducts dear?

  2. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 11 months ago

    The high end stuff has ovine parts.

  3. grazer

    grazer said, 11 months ago

    I can’t taste the difference.

  4. Gweedo Murray

    Gweedo Murray said, 11 months ago

    margueritemPro says:

    “The high end stuff has “ovine” parts.”

    “…..” Are they putting reproductive parts in now ?

  5. lisalisalisa

    lisalisalisa said, 11 months ago

    Thanks, George Bush!

  6. gbrucewilson

    gbrucewilson said, 11 months ago

    This is funny, but human food is actually cheaper than dog or cat food. I know, we have 5 dogs and 5 cats.

  7. rmbdot

    rmbdot said, 11 months ago

    Truly a non sequitur here, but…

    What do you suppose would happen if Cap’n Eddie ever met Gunther the Barber (from Curtis)? I realize that probably crosses syndicate lines, but it’s intriguing, isn’t it? Two of the biggest spinners of improbable yarns, meet at last…

  8. Jackone

    Jackone said, 11 months ago

    rmbdot, they would be trying to outdo each other for eons. lol.

  9. billrad

    billrad said, 11 months ago

    A southern meat cutter will tell you that the best jowls are the ones with the teeth in them. Oh, and the “whole hog” in “Jimmy Dean’s Whole Hog Sausage” should be taken literally.

  10. GuntotingLiberal

    GuntotingLiberal said, 11 months ago

    Yes there is people food to be had that’s cheaper… but only if you still have the gas and/or hydro working to cook it with :)

    These guys should be eating by candlelight, subsequently. Or perhaps by the light of a oil barrel fire burning some of their furniture and unpaid bills.

  11. Sternvogel

    Sternvogel said, 11 months ago

    I bet Danae wouldn’t be as calm about Gunther calling her “Deena” or “Donna” as Curtis is when the barber greets him as “Clayton” or “Carlton”…

  12. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 11 months ago

    Bags of dog food are cheaper. They’re still living high on the hog. Snouts and all.

  13. h2oman

    h2oman said, 11 months ago

    I guess the cookie jar is empty. You can’t buy pet food with food stamps can you?

  14. Ham_Gravy

    Ham_Gravy said, 11 months ago

    There’s always scrapple….

  15. chromosome

    chromosomeGenius_badge said, 11 months ago

    Does anyone remember the King Crimson song “Cat food?”
    Lady Supermarket with an apple in her basket
    Knocks in the manager’s door;
    Grooning to the muzak from a speaker in shoe rack
    Lays out her goods on the floor;
    Everything she’s chosen is conveniently frozen.
    Eat it and come back for more!

    Lady Window Shopper with a new one in the hopper
    Whips up a chemical brew;
    Croaking to a neighbour while she polishes a sabre
    Knows how to flavour a stew.
    Never need to worry with a tin of ‘Hurri Curri’:
    Poisoned especially for you!

    No use to complain
    If you’re caught out in the rain;
    Your mother’s quite insane.
    Cat food cat food cat food again.

    Lady Yellow Stamper with a fillet in a hamper
    Dying to finish the course;
    Goodies for the table with a fable on the label
    Drowning in miracle sauce.
    Don’t think I am that rude if I tell you that it’s cat food

    Not even fit for a horse!

  16. AKHenderson

    AKHenderson said, 11 months ago

    Guess they didn’t go to college - all college students know the economy of ramen noodles.

  17. mzungumamajody

    mzungumamajody said, 11 months ago

    remember when eating pet food only pertained to geriatrics?

  18. kellykid

    kellykid said, 11 months ago

    Lisa - don’t you mean to thank the Dems that blocked reigning in Fanny and Freddie? - You know Dodd, Franks, etc!