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Mar 4, 2007
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 The political zoology field guide. Today's specimen: The Tone-deaf Bloviator (lipus blatherus). Identifying characteristic: 90% of its body mass is composed of its mouth, which is constantly moving with endless chatter. Habitat: this creature prefers a climate of hot air and is commonly found deep in the Senator floor jungle. Natural Enemy: itself. Ironically, this loud bird cannot hear itself and, more often than not, will implode from its own incessant noise. Despite this, it's not in danger of extinction. No one knows why.
Mar 6, 2007
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